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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:47 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Powerwolf.

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Wow. Their clips/songs are something else too. The keyboardist is priceless.




For all out :o :nono: I give you NINJA MAGIC!


Oh christ...
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:39 am 
 

Those dudes looked a bit like Behemoth eh [esp the clothing]
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:33 am 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
Fucking horrible youtube videos


Man I thought that those Powerwolf videos were bad, I really didn't think it could get much worse honestly, but that Ninja Magic. :lol: All I could think was I'd rather listen to bloody Key Dragon.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:51 am 
 

:grin:

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Marag
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:02 pm 
 

Sick from Belarus

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Ugly son of a bitch

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:15 pm 
 

Guns must be illegal in Belarus. If any measurable percentage of the population was armed 2/3 of that band would've been shot by now after being mistaken for zombies.
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marktheviktor
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:02 am 
 

Well Chernobyl was right near Belarus so there's that.

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VenusianSea
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:53 am 
 

Marag wrote:
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balbulus
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:14 pm 
 

What was the name of that BM band with the female member who went topless for their photoshoot?
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Marag
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:18 pm 
 

The one with salami tits? Enochian from the Czech Republic.

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balbulus
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:21 pm 
 

Ah yes, Enochian. My poor eyes...
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balbulus
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:26 pm 
 

My friends in Innards had this picture accompanying their demo review in Terrorizer, which turned out to be their only "official" photo... what were they thinking?
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Daemonivm
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:25 pm 
 

That bald guy from Sick reminds me of Einherjer's vocalist in Ironbound's video clip.

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:39 pm 
 

balbulus wrote:
What was the name of that BM band with the female member who went topless for their photoshoot?


balbulus wrote:
Ah yes, Enochian. My poor eyes...


Since the photo has been changed I'm not sure if this is the one I was thinking about when I saw your first post. Wasn't there another band where all the members were walking through a forest naked or something like that? Plus there's that one of the old crazy lady whose almost completely naked, somebody who has better memory than me should really show up and link those.
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balbulus
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:18 pm 
 

Googling "Enochian Czech Black Metal" brings up the ones I was thinking of: the photo montage of the 5 members, and an album cover. I too have an elusive memory of another worse one, but I think my memory may be confusing it with the cover of Pungent Stench's "Dirty Rhymes and Psychotronic Beats" album!
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:18 am 
 

Dirty Rhymes and Psychotronic Beats I have that yellow LP here, it's delightful isn’t it!

Just about every photo of Ensoph looks ridiculous, the music is truly awful too :ugh:

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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:39 am 
 

balbulus wrote:
Googling "Enochian Czech Black Metal" brings up the ones I was thinking of: the photo montage of the 5 members, and an album cover. I too have an elusive memory of another worse one, but I think my memory may be confusing it with the cover of Pungent Stench's "Dirty Rhymes and Psychotronic Beats" album!


Yeah that's the one I was thinking of too. Though I still can't remember the one with the scary ass old, trying way to hard to be goth, goth lady.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:20 pm 
 

Enochian ‎– Night Monumental Evil ha ha ha :roll:
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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:33 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
Though I still can't remember the one with the scary ass old, trying way to hard to be goth, goth lady.

Sopor Aeternus maybe? http://www.last.fm/music/Sopor+Aeternus ... es/2160569

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:09 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
balbulus wrote:
Ah yes, Enochian. My poor eyes...


Since the photo has been changed I'm not sure if this is the one I was thinking about when I saw your first post. Wasn't there another band where all the members were walking through a forest naked or something like that? Plus there's that one of the old crazy lady whose almost completely naked, somebody who has better memory than me should really show up and link those.

Shitty album, too.

As for the crazy lady, I believe you mean Satanic Corpse. She did a nude music video iirc: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... pse/115293
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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:12 pm 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
As for the crazy lady, I believe you mean Satanic Corpse. She did a nude music video iirc: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... pse/115293

oh fuck no, I'm having 'Nam style PTSD flashbacks right now.

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TheLiberation
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:12 pm 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
For all out :o :nono: I give you NINJA MAGIC!

Oh my god, thank you for this masterpiece.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:52 pm 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
As for the crazy lady, I believe you mean Satanic Corpse. She did a nude music video iirc: http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Sat ... pse/115293


Yeah that's the one. I'm pretty sure her old artist photo was a nude picture too but I may be wrong there, I just remember being totally grossed out by her and well I still am.
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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:23 pm 
 

There's another one I'm thinking of, a European (I think) one woman black metal band, who has pictures of herself in corpse paint and a thong on the album covers. Can't remember the name.
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tek242
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:58 pm 
 

Foulchrist wrote:
There's another one I'm thinking of, a European (I think) one woman black metal band, who has pictures of herself in corpse paint and a thong on the album covers. Can't remember the name.


That would be Anguished from Finland.

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Diamhea
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aaronmb666
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:22 am 
 

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Pale_Pilgrim
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:55 am 
 

The current first Google Images result for Blind Guardian is priceless:

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I like this oooold Elvenking photo:

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Basically any photo of Ancient:

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Then there's this classic of Speedwolf's drummer:

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That rather explicit main-page pic of Xul (Domini Inferi) pissing caught me off guard.

And I think we all know about Hoest's wardrobe malfunction.
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:19 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Enochian ‎– Night Monumental Evil ha ha ha :roll:


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Fucking hell, that IS bad.

TheLiberation wrote:
CrushedRevelation wrote:
For all out :o :nono: I give you NINJA MAGIC!

Oh my god, thank you for this masterpiece.


Haha you're welcome.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:07 pm 
 

(sigh...) Cronos hasn't aged well- guy looks like a muppet. hey, guess everyone's gotta get older I guess.
(when fifty five years old you reach...look so good, you will not!)
He still looks better than that Belarus band where the one dude looks like his head lost a fight with a lawnmower, and the other two dudes look like they've been strung out on crack for the last 3 years (or strung out on Krokodil; whatever fucked up drugs they do over there).

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:34 am 
 

Krokodil, I saw that doco recently, that's rough stuff indeed.

This photo of Push rules :grin:
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:43 pm 
 

the King Diamond fan club, sponsored by the $1 store...

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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:07 am 
 

tek242 wrote:
Foulchrist wrote:
There's another one I'm thinking of, a European (I think) one woman black metal band, who has pictures of herself in corpse paint and a thong on the album covers. Can't remember the name.


That would be Anguished from Finland.

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Considering the vast amounts of half naked and/or homoerotic posturing of male metalheads, I fail to find a female doing the same thing funny or unusual. Quite a few of my female friends dress like that actually, but then again, we have really hot summers here.

Come to think of it, Ana Niemi is from Finland. Guess that's why its unusual, and the album is called Cold.

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Diamhea
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Someone should tell her that you need to actually have an ass if you're going to flaunt it. Damn white chicks.
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Back Stabbath
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Someone should tell you that women can dress how the fuck they want.

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Diamhea
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Back Stabbath wrote:
Someone should tell you that women can dress how the fuck they want.


Yeah, they can. But putting it on an album cover for all to see changes the rules. Don't be daft.
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:28 am 
 

I think rules of any kind are daft.

Back on topic. The mighty Curse ov Dialect!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:32 am 
 

Someone should tell him that he should shave his damn CHEST when he wants to wear THAT for everyone to SEE ermergerd!
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Back Stabbath
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:37 am 
 

Are you saying August the 2nd needs less leaves on his chest?!?! Shame on you! He looks di-Vine!!!

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inhumanist
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I'm actually just making fun of Diamhea. Hairy dudes ftw.
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