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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:09 pm 
 

I had a look and didn't see this anywhere
Often I see a funny band photo and want to share it, are we ok to do this?

Two I just found recently

X-Japan
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Pete Helmkamp
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:26 pm 
 

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very early Sepultura
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Varg with an USA shirt
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Fugazi
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Tol Cormpt era ImpNaz
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Ride For Revenge
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PUNKS IS HIPPIES
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no idea who these dudes are
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Stone69
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:03 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
Pete Helmkamp
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Looks like he's trying to devour someone! :evil:

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:50 am 
 

Nanowar, an Italian joke band:
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Celtic Frosted Flakes wrote:
Compared to how it is here in Sweden, fascism sounds like paradise.
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aloof
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Joined: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:18 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:25 pm 
 

check out Morbid Ceremony's (now removed) photo on the M-A*... but not while at work, eating or in any public place. better still, don't check it at all.

*it'll take you a visit to their update history and some copy/pasting
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:24 pm 
 

Ha ha first image in a web search for "Morbid Ceremony" :roll:
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iriki
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:49 pm 
 

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Circus Maximus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UksbntUc4lU

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Thexhumed
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:32 pm 
 

I always thought that the guy at the far left looks kind of funny.

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:51 pm 
 

I feel I must post this one :metal:

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:52 pm 
 

I doubt that ended well for all involved.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:44 am 
 

Die Apokalyptischen Reiter:
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Yeah, I have no idea either.
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Compared to how it is here in Sweden, fascism sounds like paradise.
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aloof
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:04 am 
 

^^they're referencing The Village People (of "YMCA" fame, and sadly not on the Metal Archives :p)
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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:18 pm 
 

Marag wrote:
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This one is great. Rotting Christ plus Lemmy's priceless expression made me chuckle.
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Thexhumed
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:44 pm 
 

Dramatic Lemmy is scared of devil-worshipping hard-rockers.

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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:09 pm 
 

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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:28 pm 
 

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:03 pm 
 

I'm trying to find that terrible Brutality one :roll:
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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:07 pm 
 

Poisonfume wrote:
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Lemmy's moustache shares two faces.

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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:04 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
I'm trying to find that terrible Brutality one :roll:


Is it this one?
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That Lemmy pic is a good one :lol:
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:24 am 
 

CrushedRevelation wrote:
dreadmeat wrote:
I'm trying to find that terrible Brutality one :roll:


Is it this one?
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This one :lol:

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shouvince
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:52 am 
 

That Lemmy pic had me in splits! He almost looks like a frightened kitten.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:18 am 
 

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Dani Filth, Nick Barker, and Les Smith at McDonald's sometime in the late 90s. Nick's obviously completely sober. :P
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:28 am 
 

If you ask me, Conception's got some pretty bad ones. This one is at the top:

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Oof, Khan. :lol:
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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:08 pm 
 

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Willy Roussel asking his dog to wheel him to the methadone clinic.
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:31 pm 
 

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Vintersorrow
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:41 pm 
 

Well, I'll go with this one.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:03 pm 
 

Is that guy on the left's Hitler look intentional?
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Compared to how it is here in Sweden, fascism sounds like paradise.
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Thexhumed
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:08 pm 
 

edit: stupid double post.


But, I will take advantage of it:


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Fenriz has to be one of the most funny/goofy BMers out there. Abbath should be worried.


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AcidWorm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:26 pm 
 

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Euronymous...

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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:28 pm 
 

Thexhumed wrote:
Dramatic Lemmy is scared of devil-worshipping hard-rockers.


Thexhumed wrote:
Lemmy is scared of devil-worshiping hard-rockers.


What are you, a parrot?
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Thexhumed
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:37 pm 
 

The hell? I looked for my post and couldn't find it, so I posted it again... my bad


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Oberst_Orlok_SS
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:43 pm 
 

I see Varg and Euronymous in that old photo but I'm not entirely certain who the other guys are. I venture that the kid to Euronymous' left shoulder could be Blackthorn but I haven't a clue who the other is.
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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:09 pm 
 

that Conception one is awesome, if only I were a young girl...

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DreamOfDarkness
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:54 pm 
 

This one from "Sleep" :D
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:27 am 
 

YES! that photo rules :nods: :grin:
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:33 am 
 

Man, everyone in Sleep is butt ugly.
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:57 am 
 

Gloryhammer is just power metal to the extreme though I'm sure they did it on purpose. Also I still need to buy this album if for no other reason than the band picture.

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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:45 pm 
 

Is the dude in the green armour (?) supposed to be an elf?
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:59 pm 
 

I have no idea honestly. I think the guys probably just set out to make the most absurd and over the top power metal picture they could. I haven't listened to their music yet either so I'm not sure if they are just fucking around or if they actually take themselves seriously either.

Edit: Here's another comical band picture I found whilst youtubing Gloryhammer. It's Powerwolf.

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DarthVenom
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:26 pm 
 

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I haven't listened to their music yet either so I'm not sure if they are just fucking around or if they actually take themselves seriously either.


They're masterminded by the same guy behind Alestorm, if that tells you anything.

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