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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:41 am 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
WARNING: may contain extreme activities


On or off camera?
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Shadespawn
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:54 am
Posts: 130
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:45 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.

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Shadespawn
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:54 am
Posts: 130
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:46 am 
 

Wilytank wrote:
Shadespawn wrote:
WARNING: may contain extreme activities


On or off camera?


Both. We were holding each other's dicks on that pic. Afterwords our drummer masturbated heavily with that vacuum cleaner.
Man, we pumped our dicks with that vacuum cleaner and then cummed our jizz all over the place in reference to satan.

Very obscure stuff.

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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
Posts: 5074
Location: Oswego, Illinois
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:47 am 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.


Image

For real, do it in your mustache. It needs to happen.
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Erosion of Humanity
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:12 pm
Posts: 1828
Location: Schaumburg, Il
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:17 pm 
 

Shadespawn wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.


:bow: :bow: :bow: done and done. But seriously that's an awseome beard and if I could grow more than pubes on my face I would go for that.
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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:07 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:53 pm 
 

Image
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FasterDisaster
So Fast, You'll Crash

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:55 pm 
 

That's a really crazy looking machete.
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TheDarkHarvest wrote:
slamming brutal death metal

DID SOMEBODY SAY SLAMMING BRUTAL DEATH METAL

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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:02 am 
 

That's a $15 machete.
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FasterDisaster
So Fast, You'll Crash

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:07 am 
 

Why are you buying machetes anyway? Do you cut down tree brush or something?
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MutantClannfear wrote:
TheDarkHarvest wrote:
slamming brutal death metal

DID SOMEBODY SAY SLAMMING BRUTAL DEATH METAL

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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:07 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:20 am 
 

I just like to have one or two lying around the house.
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Against Such Things
Metalhead

Joined: Thu May 17, 2012 8:16 pm
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Location: Southern Maryland
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:32 am 
 

They're not a bad choice for cheap, hassle-free home defense.
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Xlxlx
May contain traces of nuts

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:36 am 
 

@Corpsewithoutsoul; uh..... Aren't you the same gal who posted a picture of herself executing a random guy with an axe? Because that certainly would explain your fondness for sharp objects.
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THESE GILLS BREATHE HATERADE

KolmeNoitaa wrote:
(...) microwaves are your best friends. You'll learn to cook anything and everything by nuking it.


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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:47 am 
 

Yes, that's so. I enjoy keeping a well-stocked arsenal.
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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:12 am 
 

Sweet Manilla Road Shirt.

Also Drone, how about a fucking smile next time mate?
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droneriot
RETIRED

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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:50 am 
 

That's what it looks like when I smile. :P
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FasterDisaster
So Fast, You'll Crash

Joined: Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:17 am 
 

You guys are weird.
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MutantClannfear wrote:
TheDarkHarvest wrote:
slamming brutal death metal

DID SOMEBODY SAY SLAMMING BRUTAL DEATH METAL

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tomcat_ha
Veteran

Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:05 am
Posts: 2612
Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:56 pm 
 

when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
Posts: 1251
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:19 pm 
 

tomcat_ha wrote:
when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

Ever considered getting a girlfriend? Or more than one? (more pairs of hands can sow more band patches).
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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:07 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:50 pm 
 

Give grandma a call.
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Xlxlx
May contain traces of nuts

Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:16 pm
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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:00 am 
 

@Tomcat; you can learn how to sew, you know? It's not rocket science.
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THESE GILLS BREATHE HATERADE

KolmeNoitaa wrote:
(...) microwaves are your best friends. You'll learn to cook anything and everything by nuking it.

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orionmetalhead
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:54 am
Posts: 2447
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:04 am 
 

Corpsewithoutsoul, if you weren't from Canada I would have guessed that you were the the owner of metal-on-metal records / appear on all their compilation albums.
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BasqueStorm
Metalhead

Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 1877
Location: Turks and Caicos Islands
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:36 am 
 

tomcat_ha wrote:
when i get back from summer holidays i really need to threaten my sister so that she can sow on this manilla road backpatch i got for my leather jacket.

corpsewithoutsoul wrote:
Give grandma a call.

What?!? That's so gay!
EVERY man should learn to sew his clothes without having to call his mum!

:P

Xlxlx wrote:
@Tomcat; you can learn how to sew, you know? It's not rocket science.

And it works for your wounds too!

:P

LOL!

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Cynical_Misanthropy
Sect of Sorrow

Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:24 am
Posts: 1927
Location: Bay Area, California
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:50 am 
 

I'll post another one... and yes, my dog looks like a freak when he doesn't have his long, shaggy stoner hair.

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666Emperor666
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:44 am
Posts: 692
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:47 pm 
 

So here I am :D
Image

...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.

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Thiestru
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:18 am
Posts: 1102
Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:10 pm 
 

@666Emperor666: Your dog looks like the G'mork! Awesome!

Spoiler: show
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henkkjelle
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:27 pm 
 

How do you harvest the souls required to feed your hell dog?
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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:04 pm
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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:43 pm 
 

Yeah, I figured I'd post another goofy (sexy) one of myself. I'm the handsome lad on the top-left who looks like a fish-man/pirate hybrid. Don't really know what happened with the lighting and why everything is yellowed, but whatever.
Spoiler: show
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It's only now that I realized I have crazy frog-fingers :-P
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taufan99
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:19 am
Posts: 141
Location: Indonesia
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:33 pm 
 

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This is me, expressing my nationality... :D

Image
And this is me, in my bedroom... :P
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
Posts: 4142
Location: 50 Forts Along The Rhine
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:42 am 
 

@666Emperor666: I think you win the Varg lookalike contest. No offense.
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Celtic Frosted Flakes wrote:
Compared to how it is here in Sweden, fascism sounds like paradise.
Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?

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666Emperor666
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:44 am
Posts: 692
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:59 am 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
How do you harvest the souls required to feed your hell dog?

This old bastard harvests them herself. No need for me to do anything. She sneaks up to people while they sleep and takes their souls away by licking their faces.

inhumanist wrote:
@666Emperor666: I think you win the Varg lookalike contest. No offense.

No offence taken :D I guess my facial expression is kind of Varglike haha.

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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1636
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:04 am 
 

Since Caspian posted a Wedding photo, here's me and my groomsmen about 2 hours before my wedding. I'm second from the left, points to anyone who guesses all the shirts.

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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Location: 50 Forts Along The Rhine
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:26 am 
 

Saxon - Strong Arm Of The Law
Overkill - Taking Over
Iron Maiden - Piece Of Mind
Death - Scream Bloody Gore

That was easy as fuck.
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Compared to how it is here in Sweden, fascism sounds like paradise.
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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:28 am 
 

Yes is was, the Saxon one being the only one anyone would have difficulty on.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:30 am 
 

On our eyes, it was very early, we were very hung over as well.
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Shadespawn
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:54 am
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:27 am 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
There's no way your beard is made of dreads... there's no way


Hell yes.

Worship me as your personal Cthulhu.[/quote]

:bow: :bow: :bow: done and done. But seriously that's an awseome beard and if I could grow more than pubes on my face I would go for that.[/quote]

Thanks dude, it still is an ongoing project.

[quote="taufan99"]Image
This is me, expressing my nationality... :D



I like it very much how you express your nationality, please, can you express some more of your nationality?

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Marag
Veteran

Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:55 pm
Posts: 2659
Location: down there where chaos prevails
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:31 am 
 

666Emperor666 wrote:

...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.
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Fuck, that's not a dog that's a hellhound!

She looks fierce, whats her breed?

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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
Posts: 4096
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:41 am 
 

taufan99 wrote:
Image
And this is me, in my bedroom... :P


Dude! If you're going to post boudoir material, at least sheath it in a spoiler, some of us are at work. Jesus christ.
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666Emperor666
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Joined: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:44 am
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:44 am 
 

Marag wrote:
666Emperor666 wrote:

...and people seem to be uploading pictures of their dogs, so here's my beast.
Spoiler: show
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Fuck, that's not a dog that's a hellhound!

She looks fierce, whats her breed?

She's mixed breed. Her father was a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever and mother was mixed also.

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algis242
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:10 am
Posts: 19
Location: Lithuania
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:21 pm 
 

Okay, here it goes:
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The guy with Impetigo shirt is me. The guy on the left is one of my pals. We were in Devilstone 2013 festival here in Lithuania. Bought that shirt there on the second day (because then the merch shops open) and I wore it until the festival was over and I went home. It was really "clean" when I got home.

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corpsewithoutsoul
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:07 pm
Posts: 161
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:01 pm 
 

orionmetalhead wrote:
Corpsewithoutsoul, if you weren't from Canada I would have guessed that you were the the owner of metal-on-metal records / appear on all their compilation albums.


I see the hair/torso/lower body resemblance, but this woman has a face and I don't.
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