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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:16 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Calm your sex, Inhumanist. I love the band but Fenriz's scrambled eggs are more metal than Summoning. My one sentence statement was obviously a joke, ya know and it touched your German humor fanboy sensibilities!

*Sigh* If nobody gets my jokes it's my fault, and if nobody gets your jokes it's also my fault. Understood.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:19 pm 
 

Yes inhumanist, you are responsible for every single problem in this board. Goddamnit inhumanist, you ruined my life!

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:21 pm 
 

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:26 pm 
 

shouvince wrote:
The tibetan mastiff is the most expensive dog in the world. And purebreds can go for as high as $1.5 million. Sigh.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/193237/ ... the-world/

But damn, have a look at this guy!
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That is not a fucking dog. It looks like the son of a bitch came straight out of Monster Hunter.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:26 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
Metantoine wrote:
Calm your sex, Inhumanist. I love the band but Fenriz's scrambled eggs are more metal than Summoning. My one sentence statement was obviously a joke, ya know and it touched your German humor fanboy sensibilities!

*Sigh* If nobody gets my jokes it's my fault, and if nobody gets your jokes it's also my fault. Understood.


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John_Sunlight
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:27 pm 
 

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The older and more experienced I've become, the less interested in music other than Metal I've become.
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mindshadow
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:36 pm 
 

Transsexuals - Make yourself feel more like a woman by driving a car badly whilst talking bollocks
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Woolie_Wool
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:50 pm 
 

Marag wrote:
chiinamen

I don't think that word really means exactly what you're intending anymore...
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:51 pm 
 

Woolie_Wool wrote:
I don't think that word really means exactly what you're intending anymore...

Uh?

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Woolie_Wool
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:51 pm 
 

It's a racial slur and has been for several decades.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:01 pm 
 

Dude, please, chinaman isn't the preferred nomenclature.
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MARSDUDE
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:02 pm 
 

Yeah, we call them Chinese people now.

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Marag
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:07 pm 
 

Well sorry then, I thought it was the same shit as frenchman and englishman and whatever

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Ancient_Sorrow
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:29 pm 
 

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Well sorry then, I thought it was the same shit as frenchman and englishman and whatever


I've often wondered why it became racist; it sounds quite badass to me.

The only difference construction wise is that the two above are the nationality-word + "man", whilst "Chinaman" refers to merely the place, + "man"; it does make it feel different.
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:44 pm 
 

Speaking of racism; stumbled across this "gem" earlier today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAebOPGpp0k
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Adriankat
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:46 pm 
 

darkeningday wrote:
Speaking of racism; stumbled across this "gem" earlier today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAebOPGpp0k

Oh look, it's the "anti-racism=anti-white" movement.
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:50 pm 
 

The creator of the video also has a shitty pop group. Pretty funny, though.
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Adriankat
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:55 pm 
 

Haha. What's with the stereotype that shitty political activists like to CAPITALIZE certain words while pulling a big STRAWMAN to prove their POINT?
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Smoking_Gnu
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:57 pm 
 

So I ordered Damascus Steel (Meads of Asphodel's 3rd album) from an ebay vendor and noticed his profile name was Jaldaboath, his store name was meadsofasphodel_store, he lived in the UK and had a lot of meads gear. So just for the hell of it I asked him if he was *the* Jaldaboath, and got the response:


"i am not the foul jaldaboath but use the name which was chosen for him to remind me each day of his balefulness.

The Meads of Asphodel was without any honour during those far off days, but that is another story.

i bid you well."
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:00 pm 
 

:lol:

Typical dour English humor

Spend a day on the Terrorizer forum and you'll understand
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Malignanthrone wrote:

Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

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Manowar aren't the Kings of Metal. They're pretenders to a throne that doesn't exist.!

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Woolie_Wool
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:08 pm 
 

darkeningday wrote:
Speaking of racism; stumbled across this "gem" earlier today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAebOPGpp0k


You know what they say about White History Month, it lasts all year. :lol:

I actually feel dumber for watching that.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:50 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Personally, I would assume so considering I have every album except Lugburz and Stronghold, and there's very, very little metal in the four or five albums otherwise.

What the... No. Just... No. Of course Summoning is metal, you ignorant buffoons.

Summoning is obviously very metal. I thought Tony was taking the piss because they have lots of keyboards, but now people are genuinely arguing about this? What the fuck?
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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John_Sunlight
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:35 pm 
 

One day I smashed through the door to a courtroom on a skateboard and flipped a sweet oly off the rails! As I flipped through the air I threw my sunglasses up and then landed on the defendants seat! As I landed, the shades landed perfectly on my face! I grabbed the judge hammer and banged the table! "Hear ye Hear ye! I find myself in contempt of court! Fuck all y'all!" Then I flipped a double middle finger salute to the assembled news crews who had never expected anything so cool to happen at my trial for crimes against humanity!
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:57 pm 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
One day I smashed through the door to a courtroom on a skateboard and flipped a sweet oly off the rails! As I flipped through the air I threw my sunglasses up and then landed on the defendants seat! As I landed, the shades landed perfectly on my face! I grabbed the judge hammer and banged the table! "Hear ye Hear ye! I find myself in contempt of court! Fuck all y'all!" Then I flipped a double middle finger salute to the assembled news crews who had never expected anything so cool to happen at my trial for crimes against humanity!



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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:00 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
shouvince wrote:
The tibetan mastiff is the most expensive dog in the world. And purebreds can go for as high as $1.5 million. Sigh.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/193237/ ... the-world/

But damn, have a look at this guy!
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That is not a fucking dog. It looks like the son of a bitch came straight out of Monster Hunter.

...and I can include 2 different FFA conversation in 1 image! This little kid is a pretty good pokemon trainer, man!
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:43 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
What the... No. Just... No. Of course Summoning is metal, you ignorant buffoons.


Woohoo, I win! :hyper:

Just spent a grueling hour and a half shopping on Etsy for vintage cufflinks and tie clips. Ugh...the unspeakable torture! You t-shirt people don't even know. :nono: You don't know what I have to do in this life. What it means to truly be a man. When will the sacrifices end? What is the price of glory?
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:03 pm 
 

So I graduated from college yesterday. In the middle of a long party-filled weekend right now, but it feels good to be done with all of it.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:06 pm 
 

Congrats, Emp! :beer: Go forth, and use your powers for good. And never forget who your real friends and family are: the lowlifes here on MA.
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:10 pm 
 

:lol: Oh yeah. Definitely looking forward to getting out there and doing more stuff - going to put all my energy into a writing career and/or traveling around more now.

Maybe I'll also get to do more music reviews now. I have a lot to say about some albums...been wanting to hit Ghost's Opus Eponymous for a while...
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:34 pm 
 

Any plans to move? Where next doth the zephyr of fate urge you? ...C'mon, move to the big city, insert your young head into the cyclopean meat grinder. BE A MAN
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:42 pm 
 

I'd really like to go someplace totally different from my FL heritage. Love to take a road trip up to a big city like New York or Chicago, or even out to California maybe. Really no set plan yet, but hopefully by the end of summer I'll be somewhere else or at least have a kick ass job in place...
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:51 pm 
 

Reno Nevada is about as different from Florida as you can get, and a totally Metal landscape once you get to Tahoe, right next door. Plus we have Stella Natura, the best Metal festival on the West Coast.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:44 pm 
 

move to DC, destroy your life - it's what men do.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:52 pm 
 

Pfff, come somewhere where you can't wear shorts 12 months in a row! I'm kinda jealous you're finished with university, I still have like 2 years to do :( I guess that's my fault since I was supposed to be a teaching student since the beginning, damn you history! At least I got a lot of credentials.

Sometimes I daydream about receiving a somewhat large sum of money from an unknown deceased uncle and you know, leave the modern world and just go leave on a farm for the rest of my life. Along with an internet connection though or at least a large amount of no fucks to give. Not having to care about anything, not having to go to work to pay to work to pay for your car and drive your car to go to work*, I don't know, the fear of being a loser is terrifying. My dad always told me he'd like to build some shack like that http://imgur.com/gallery/JNVNu and write all day, I'm sure it would be a great experience. "Hey Tony, where were you last year?" "Oh hi, Larry, I was in my cabin in the woods"

Yeah, ok, I've been drinking a little.

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ3rvg7KQxQ
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:55 pm 
 

No shit, before I went off to DC I set out to build a small cabin in the woods behind my parents' house (about a quarter mile into our property). I got as far as splitting, shaving and smoothing the wood, putting together windows, and aligning the foundation - it's still our there - and my materials are still in our garage - I should really finish it.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:07 pm 
 

Christ was also a carpenter.

Pretty sure he never worked any seasons on fishing boats, though. If he had he might've been cooler. Emp, you should head to Alaska.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:09 pm 
 

Actually, you should. That was honestly one of the most rewarding parts of my life - surrounded by intense work and books. I learned a lot about myself, and what I wanted from life - something direly lacking in city life.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:35 pm 
 

I find I contemplate my life better when in dense cities. When alone out in nature all I can really think of is how shitty things are. When Im surrounded by people I realize how insignificant my problems are.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:38 pm 
 

I'd have to agree, I have to be active. Out here in the desert life is very different from when I was in Seattle a couple years ago.
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:56 pm 
 

HB iAm. I remember you trying to get the staff to give you 21-yo privileges when your 21st was only a few hours away at the 420 Doom concert back in 2011! :lol:
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