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Anfauglir1
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:53 pm 
 

"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".

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Cloud0129
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:07 pm 
 

Anfauglir1 wrote:
"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".


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DunkelFrau
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:46 am 
 

Anfauglir1 wrote:
"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".


Is that for real? Sounds plain lame.

This one is not totally awful, but it borderlines on WTF?
Nekrogoblikon, like thousands of dead goblins? or what the hell is that supposed to mean?

And Rhapsody of Fire, i just hate that "of Fire", sounds like they didn´t even bother to come up with a real solution.

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The_Beast_in_Black
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:05 am 
 

Nekrogoblikon are a joke band, so it doesn't really count.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:41 am 
 

DunkelFrau wrote:
Nekrogoblikon, like thousands of dead goblins? or what the hell is that supposed to mean?


You have heard of the Necronomicon, right?


Worst...hmm. The post-Tuatha De Danann band "Tray of Gift".
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DunkelFrau
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:15 pm 
 

Pagan_Death_Sceam wrote:
DunkelFrau wrote:
Nekrogoblikon, like thousands of dead goblins? or what the hell is that supposed to mean?


You have heard of the Necronomicon, right?


Worst...hmm. The post-Tuatha De Danann band "Tray of Gift".


Indeed i have, still sounds like that and maybe is not ugly but hilarious

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DunkelFrau
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:15 pm 
 

Pagan_Death_Sceam wrote:
DunkelFrau wrote:
Nekrogoblikon, like thousands of dead goblins? or what the hell is that supposed to mean?


You have heard of the Necronomicon, right?


Worst...hmm. The post-Tuatha De Danann band "Tray of Gift".

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Anfauglir1
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:37 pm 
 

DunkelFrau wrote:
Anfauglir1 wrote:
"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".


Is that for real? Sounds plain lame.

This one is not totally awful, but it borderlines on WTF?
Nekrogoblikon, like thousands of dead goblins? or what the hell is that supposed to mean?

And Rhapsody of Fire, i just hate that "of Fire", sounds like they didn´t even bother to come up with a real solution.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmxxKchsHY Yes they are real!

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vengefulgoat
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:53 pm 
 

If you give your band such a try hard, ridicolous name (a pathetic joke attempt? Even worse than the 1 second Napalm Death track for sure.), most people will never check out your music, unless mentioning your band in a worst name thread fulfills your lowlife ambition. I'm more willing to check out 100th Nemesis or Nightmare than that.
Another example:
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%E2 ... 3540358943

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:01 pm 
 

That's right up there with Goatpenis for worst name I've ever heard.
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:34 pm 
 

My latest contribution to the thread:
Death Wrong!
http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/99307
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Panflute
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:06 pm 
 

Any name with an Umlaut (or 'metal dots', as they are called by uncultivated fools) in there just for aesthetic reasons, because the band members were apparently oblivious to the fact that it actually alters the pronunciation of the letter in question.
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TheLastRelapse
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:16 pm 
 

Anfauglir1 wrote:
"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".

I'm surprised it took so long to get to 55gore. My personal favorite that hasn't been posted is Chainsaw Penis. Thanks to whoever posted "Pizza Party Massacre" I absolutely lost it.

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:34 pm 
 

Panflute wrote:
Any name with an Umlaut (or 'metal dots', as they are called by uncultivated fools) in there just for aesthetic reasons, because the band members were apparently oblivious to the fact that it actually alters the pronunciation of the letter in question.

Motörhead, man. Motörhead.
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ablablablablabla
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:08 pm 
 

http://Fækaloms.org

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DeathcoreDecimator
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:35 pm 
 

Not really metal, but all those djent/progressive/melodic hardcore/metalcore etc. bands with one plural noun really piss me off. Architects, Structures, Volumes, Climates, Circles, Heights, Intervals, Substructures, it goes on and on. It's got to be my least favorite trend in music.

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marktheviktor
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:29 am 
 

Ah yeah glad someone mentioned Happy Days. How could I forget. Where's the Fonze?

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:15 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Panflute wrote:
Any name with an Umlaut (or 'metal dots', as they are called by uncultivated fools) in there just for aesthetic reasons, because the band members were apparently oblivious to the fact that it actually alters the pronunciation of the letter in question.

Motörhead, man. Motörhead.

As a German I can confirm that the ö in Motörhead is pronounced correctly by most people and it doesn't even sound like shit.
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Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:08 pm 
 

Cloud0129 wrote:
Anfauglir1 wrote:
"Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages" is a pretty bad name. They are also known as "55gore".


We have a winner!!!
And I thought Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis was bad

I think that the "For Example blah blah blah blah" band is worse than anything else

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Cloud0129
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:15 pm 
 

Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration wrote:
I think that the "For Example blah blah blah blah" band is worse than anything else


Wait, that was a band name? :???: :???:

Anyways, I made a ragecomic in regards to my reaction to 55gore out of boredom
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:16 pm 
 

Hellyeah is my personal cringe.

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Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:37 pm 
 

Cloud0129 wrote:
Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration wrote:
I think that the "For Example blah blah blah blah" band is worse than anything else


Wait, that was a band name? :???: :???:

yeah it is, I think this is their logo

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MalignantThrone
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:39 pm 
 

Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration wrote:
yeah it is, I think this is their logo

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No, that's the logo for Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through the Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains of the Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked the Progenies from the Deepest Depths of the Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth to Worthless Eunuchs as Travesty for Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved by This Stupid Society Full of Fetal Garbages. I remember being bored enough one time to look through the whole thing and find the actual words in it.

Also, that rage comic is awful.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:41 pm 
 

The Forrest Gump Mile High Massacre is a stupid name backed by really stupid music.
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MalignantThrone
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:42 pm 
 

It's The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon, not "massacre". And they kick ass, great wiggery slam/hardcore.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:43 pm 
 

Excuse me for not remembering the name of a crappy band. ;)
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Cloud0129
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:50 pm 
 

MalignantThrone wrote:

Also, that rage comic is awful.

Ehh, say what you will about it. It sums up how I felt about the name.

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Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:52 pm 
 

MalignantThrone wrote:
Sonofabitch Thirdgeneration wrote:
yeah it is, I think this is their logo

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No, that's the logo for Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through the Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains of the Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked the Progenies from the Deepest Depths of the Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth to Worthless Eunuchs as Travesty for Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved by This Stupid Society Full of Fetal Garbages. I remember being bored enough one time to look through the whole thing and find the actual words in it.

Also, that rage comic is awful.

yeah I just noticed but thats the only one I could find on a quick google search....maybe they both use the same logo? might as well considering that no one can read that logo and no one gives two shits about either band :lol:

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Inspector_Satan
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:48 pm 
 

Recently added band Illinois' Love for Carnage is definitely up there. Goatpenis though is the one that immediately sprung to mind. I'm a fan of the style of music they play but I can't bring myself to sit down and listen to them

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:48 pm 
 

Cloud0129 wrote:
MalignantThrone wrote:

Also, that rage comic is awful.

Ehh, say what you will about it. It sums up how I felt about the name.

Why not just, you know, write a sentence or two instead? Meme-izing something doesn't automatically make it funny. Common mistake.
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Ceald Hraew
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:23 pm 
 

vengefulgoat wrote:


That’s the most pretentious thing I’ve ever seen.

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Lord_Jotun
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:29 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88%E2%96%88/Demo/365463

They must really fucking hate search engines.
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The_Beast_in_Black
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:06 am 
 

That's about the fourth time someone has posted that, man. It's quoted right there above you, even.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:22 am 
 

I think that was meant as a reference to their generic release name as well as the band name.

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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 1:11 pm 
 

Reeks of deliberate obscurantism, yeah. It's the only explanation for such asininity.
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vengefulgoat
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:11 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/The ... 3540361073

Another one. Music style: "black'n'roll"

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:19 pm 
 

I chuckled at "Rise of the True Pentagrammophone".
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vengefulgoat
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:41 pm 
 

Then check out Metalocalypse, you'll probably find a lot of funny stuff there as well :lol: .

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Numerator_41
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:02 pm 
 

Inspector_Satan wrote:
Goatpenis though is the one that immediately sprung to mind. I'm a fan of the style of music they play but I can't bring myself to sit down and listen to them


If you like the style of music they play, then I don't really see why you wouldn't listen to them because of their name. It's not like someone is going to burst into your house and call you a fag for listening to Goatpenis.
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Doom777
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:01 pm 
 

Regardless of the names of the band,it apparently it
Has served it's purpose,it's got you talking about them,making post about them so it has served it's purpose.

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