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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:28 pm 
 

Can't wait to see Bolt Thrower.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:27 am 
 

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:30 am 
 

I guess it's safe to say that Faster likes Suffocation's newest album.

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Det_Morkettall
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:31 am 
 

So, who else gets incredibly annoyed when bands give themselves horrible names? Seriously, your band name is horrible and you should feel bad.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wit ... 3540257359

Nevermind that, but the vocalist got very offended on the Vault of Dried Bones facebook profile, and began telling me my question (which wasn't a question, but a statement) was stupid. First off, how the hell do you even talk about that name to fans? ("Oh, yeah, my band's name is Witch Christ... Oh no, it's all together... Oh no, it's missing the first "C-H"). I think the internet tough guy responses were worth it though; clearly he was VERY upset about my comment, haha.

Also started watching House of Cards, and while the drama and plot is pretty good, the soundtrack is boring. I'd prefer no opening sequence to a boring one, in all honesty.
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ShaolinLambKiller
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:43 am 
 

Det_Morkettall wrote:
So, who else gets incredibly annoyed when bands give themselves horrible names? Seriously, your band name is horrible and you should feel bad.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wit ... 3540257359




actually that's not very horrible or shitty.


I can name you tons more... like We Butter Our Bread with Butter, or Eat A Helicopter, Baby Stab Horror.... Lawnmower Deth...
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Det_Morkettall
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:55 am 
 

I mean within the realm of heavy metal though. We all know those pop-core tween bands can't make good names even if their rich white-kid trustfund labels paid them to :lol:
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:01 am 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
http://mapsofcrayon.bandcamp.com/album/that-we-may-find-love

NEW ALBUM. TWO DRONE SONGS FOR THE PRICE OF TWO! About the final moments of a marriage ending in death.

Listen and Love!

Utterly fantastic release. It's really touching, and the fact that it made me very sad after a romantic evening says a lot. I'm definitely going to purchase this when I have the opportunity.

Great job, sir!
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newp
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:02 am 
 

LlamaTrainer wrote:
after a romantic evening

What kind of romantic evening ends with posting on MA?

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Ribos
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:07 am 
 

Seriously what the fuck. Tickets went on sale for Bolt Thrower while I was driving down to Chicago. By the time I got down here and got my laptop open, they were sold out.

WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS BOLT THROWER? WHY???
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marktheviktor
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:09 am 
 

Ribos wrote:
Seriously what the fuck. Tickets went on sale for Bolt Thrower while I was driving down to Chicago. By the time I got down here and got my laptop open, they were sold out.

WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS BOLT THROWER? WHY???


Save your dough to see a better band to come by; like Unleashed.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:10 am 
 

Ribos wrote:
Seriously what the fuck. Tickets went on sale for Bolt Thrower while I was driving down to Chicago. By the time I got down here and got my laptop open, they were sold out.

WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS BOLT THROWER? WHY???

This is the MA user's worst nightmare right here, people. I'm glad I purchased mine already.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:16 am 
 

CorpseFister wrote:
LlamaTrainer wrote:
after a romantic evening

What kind of romantic evening ends with posting on MA?

I listened to it late last night after I came home.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:21 am 
 

marktheviktor wrote:
Ribos wrote:
BOLT THROWER


better band; Unleashed.

o_O
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:23 am 
 

Det_Morkettall wrote:
So, who else gets incredibly annoyed when bands give themselves horrible names? Seriously, your band name is horrible and you should feel bad.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wit ... 3540257359

I thought you had a band called Death Witch. :ugh: :lol:

And to say that Unleashed is better than Bolt Thrower is both ridiculous and against one of MA's Official Laws!
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:23 am 
 

marktheviktor wrote:
Ribos wrote:
BOLT THROWER


better band; Unleashed.

:lol:
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:25 am 
 

marktheviktor wrote:

Save your dough to see a better band to come by; like Unleashed.

Great joke, I'm seriously laughing here dude

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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:54 am 
 

Det_Morkettall wrote:
So, who else gets incredibly annoyed when bands give themselves horrible names? Seriously, your band name is horrible and you should feel bad.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wit ... 3540257359

Nevermind that, but the vocalist got very offended on the Vault of Dried Bones facebook profile, and began telling me my question (which wasn't a question, but a statement) was stupid. First off, how the hell do you even talk about that name to fans? ("Oh, yeah, my band's name is Witch Christ... Oh no, it's all together... Oh no, it's missing the first "C-H"). I think the internet tough guy responses were worth it though; clearly he was VERY upset about my comment, haha.


Great band, great name. Yes it IS altogether, and the problem is exactly? If you describe the name to anyone by saying "Witch Christ", I'm pretty sure ANYONE with half a brain will understand. I seriously doubt the name will be a sore point for anybody but... you. Not sure what you're trying to accomplish here...

Perhaps you can next try to convince Mercyful Fate to correctly spell their name and save us all eh? Or Megadeth?
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:58 am 
 

marktheviktor wrote:
Ribos wrote:
BOLT THROWER


better band; Suffocation


I agree.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:14 am 
 

Pshh. Suffocation ain't got nothin on Bolt Thrower.

Also, Phobia are amazing live. If you get the chance to see them, don't miss out.

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KC_Slaanesh
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:31 am 
 

There should be a forum rule against dissing Bolt Thrower or even comparing them to other bands, not because it's wrong, but because of the resulting fanboy fagtrain that can go on for pages.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:59 am 
 

^ Yup. I'd join that fagtrain too but seriously regarding the above band comparisons...it's apples and oranges really! In related news, I just got my Suffocation shirt in the mail this morning :-)

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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:13 am 
 

Suffocations best is better than BT's best. BT are less of an outstanding best albums ever band and more of just a consistent very good stream of releases. I would give anything of theirs higher than a low 90s to be completely honest, I wouldn't go lower than 80 for anything either. Great, consistant band, but not a mindblowingly impressive one.
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doomster999
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:52 am 
 

Bolt Thrower and Suffocation are completely different bands. I don't understand how this kind of idiotic comparisons keep coming everyday, whether in my friends circle or on the internet. Are people that stupid? Honestly, I don't listen to Suffocation. I've only heard Breeding the Spawn once, that too a couple or more years back. Tech Death isn't really my cup of tea, though I occasionally listen to Nile and Obscura and I'm a big fan of Atheist. Atheist isn't much of a technical death band anyway. Still, my point is Bolt Thrower can't be compared to Suffocation or Benediction can't be compared to Nile.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:02 am 
 

Det_Morkettall wrote:
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Witchrist/3540257359

You all don't get it, it's actually supposed to be Wit Christ - they just want everyone to think their name reads Witch Christ because they are so goddamn witty.

Also, Unleashed and Suffocation, while great bands in their own right, are utterly crushed by Bolt Thrower. Because I say so :tongue:
I'd take late Bolt Thrower over late Suffocation and late Unleashed any time. No contest.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 8:52 am 
 

:annoyed: :grr:

So I finally get to sleep and some jerk off parks their car and leaves the brights on. Right now I seriously wish I lived in a town where I could get away with hood rat shit, but an angry letter on their windshield will have to do.

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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:22 pm 
 

LlamaTrainer wrote:
PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
http://mapsofcrayon.bandcamp.com/album/that-we-may-find-love

NEW ALBUM. TWO DRONE SONGS FOR THE PRICE OF TWO! About the final moments of a marriage ending in death.

Listen and Love!

Utterly fantastic release. It's really touching, and the fact that it made me very sad after a romantic evening says a lot. I'm definitely going to purchase this when I have the opportunity.

Great job, sir!


Holy shit man, thank you. I think that my latest is definitely the most complete in a way, I appreciate the extremely kind words.
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iAm wrote:
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So I finally get to sleep and some jerk off parks their car and leaves the brights on. Right now I seriously wish I lived in a town where I could get away with hood rat shit, but an angry letter on their windshield will have to do.

Just duct-tape your letter in two parts on the headlights, and you'll do better. Duh.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:10 pm 
 

:lol:

Might as well just duct tape their lights.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:39 pm 
 

You could just buy window shutters..... one of the best purchases I ever did.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:54 pm 
 

Or you could just gouge out your eyes...
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:56 pm 
 

And make use of your disability to get money to pay the rent!

Do you get money from the state if you have a disability in the US? I really don't know..
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:06 pm 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
Do you get money from the state if you have a disability in the US? I really don't know..

Yeah, social security or workers compensation if you are injured on the job*.

*I don't believe workers comp is a govt funded project

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I don't think it is either but the government is sure trying to stick it to the man when it comes to workers comp by changing the laws and making it harder to get. At least that's what they are trying to do here in Illinois.
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Fast_Kill
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:56 pm 
 

So, the only Green Day song i like is the one with Godzilla on backing vocals. IMHO Godzilla should have had sing the whole song...and play some leaks too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgEPJRWfP7c

And back to my beers.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:46 pm 
 

This is what I expected: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... cmRUE#t=4s

I am very disappointed!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:59 pm 
 

I was expecting the same! If not the original godzilla roar but at least some cookie-monster-in-a-very godzilla-esque-manner vocals (whatever that means) overlaid on the original song.

Since this is the interwebz, expect cats! Some of you may have already seen this but check this video out. I found it hilarious! Best thing since Henri the cat :-D

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4517377140741

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~Guest 282118
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 5:50 pm 
 

Okay, guys, a dude just posted this video in the thread about bad covers, but really, I think you all should listen to it. It's..... Unreal.

I think this guy is either deaf or insane. There's no other explanation as to why, having a voice like that, he would even dare to front a band, let alone "sing" for a crowd.

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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 6:44 pm 
 

doomster999 wrote:
Bolt Thrower and Suffocation are completely different bands. I don't understand how this kind of idiotic comparisons keep coming everyday, whether in my friends circle or on the internet. Are people that stupid? Honestly, I don't listen to Suffocation. I've only heard Breeding the Spawn once, that too a couple or more years back. Tech Death isn't really my cup of tea, though I occasionally listen to Nile and Obscura and I'm a big fan of Atheist. Atheist isn't much of a technical death band anyway. Still, my point is Bolt Thrower can't be compared to Suffocation or Benediction can't be compared to Nile.


Yee yoou can. People were comparing quality and nothing else, not comparing them as similar bands. Any bands can be ranked quality versus quality.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:23 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Okay, guys, a dude just posted this video in the thread about bad covers, but really, I think you all should listen to it. It's..... Unreal.

I think this guy is either deaf or insane. There's no other explanation as to why, having a voice like that, he would even dare to front a band, let alone "sing" for a crowd.


"JUST KEEP GOING!"

I've known about that cover for as long as it's been online. Hilarious.
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Fast_Kill
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:32 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Okay, guys, a dude just posted this video in the thread about bad covers, but really, I think you all should listen to it. It's..... Unreal.

I think this guy is either deaf or insane. There's no other explanation as to why, having a voice like that, he would even dare to front a band, let alone "sing" for a crowd.



Shit, and I thought that Run to the Hills cover was crap. The whole thing was a mess, the fifteen years old bitch scream, the monkey dancing, the "look at me, Im jumping off the drums shit like a fucking frog". The band was shit too, how they just mess the whole thing. Great crowd though.

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