What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.

I'm the opposite of inhumanist. I'm pro-hate all over these pages.

Nothing wrong with a little hate here and there. It's the resulting butthurt that's annoying.

I know, I know, I said I would shut up, but damn..... My spleen!

Just had to get that outta my system

Good thing I hate you then.

Handerson sounds like a dude's name.

Hey, different strokes for different folks and all that

Dudes have a stronger grip...

It's complicated. Don't judge!

I see what you did there...

One day I was sitting in Obama's desk in the oval office when suddenly the leader of the free world and his staffers strode in and saw me! I refused to get up, but offered to let him sit on my lap even though I had a huge boner! Finally, he sat down because his work was piling up, but after a minute he got super embarrassed when he got a boner too and said "Uh, I gotta go!" and ran out the door! Once he was gone, I added his name to the drone strike list since he'd left all his papers on his desk!

To be totally honest, I think they are all very interesting... I mean, Revelations in the Bible is just plain fascinating reading, even as pure mythology.
So much cray shit goin' on...

But did you two fuck after?

Listen to the flow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUy8dIxyiyo

Dio, right, that rings a bell. Makes sense. Thanks!

Haha!

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

BE MY WENCH TONIIIIIIIGHT

SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED

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Sharing this poll with the FFAers.

How is it that no one has made slamming death metal with rapping yet? Horrcore-era Three 6 Mafia and wiggerish slamming death metal seems like a match made in wigger heaven.

Yeah, I'll probably laugh my ass off if something like that was ever released but I thought that it would happen eventually.

Zombies in my bed.

Anyways, such an idea is much too brilliant to ever see the light of day. I hope. Don't give Frog any ideas.

My stomach started gurgling in time with this.

PURE GUTTURAL SECRETIONS.

hmmm I think Entorturement kinda sorta did this back in 98: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Nc-6iJxTQ

that's kinda a joke song but a lot of that EP has a hip hop influenced vokill delivery. best/worst band name too

What the fuck was that shite?!

Show me circo pit, Show me, show me!

^ WOW

RREEWUUREEWREEREEUUU!!! *tock* REEEEEWEEWUUU!!!

Wigger slam sucks. Slam in general is irredeemable.

I want to laugh but the video makes me too sad. The drummer is just double-basssing away and looks like he could doze off at any moment. And seriously they may as well not even write lyrics. Brutal fuckin pit though, that bum with the Death shirt can sure throw down.

Their album is actually pretty great though. That video is old.

Jesus. It looked like the band was having even less fun than the 80% of the people in the crowd that also weren't having fun.

I also imagine that if i'd ever hear a bullfrog fart, it'd sound like those vocals.

okay I figure no one cares but me but I am interested enough in wigger slamming hip hop to do more research on all your behalf! behold, FM HAIVALA and his creation GUTT-HOP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNfwQ_B5a5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaL2dqV9WE

His stuff really sucks though. It's basically Brokencyde but not as good/catchy.

Also, let us not forget Mike Smith's rap project, which sampled the slam from Liege of Inveracity. Way better than that other guy but it's not exactly a hip hop classic either: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfLE5YE3_rY

However, this is a very legit and totally fucking awesome combination of slam and hip hop. I think the guy who produced the beat in Kreayshawn's Gucci Gucci made it. Very weird but that EP is one of my all time most listened to since it came out.


This concludes our tour of the Museum of Guttural Slamming Hip Hop. Exit through the gift shop and come again!

I always thought Necroticism174's rank read "Kite String Pooper". Then I actually paid attention.

Funnily enough, you're not the only one

^ Yup, guilty of the same

Man I laughed at Ozzy's description of that wiggerish slam band. Were they doing the macarena in the pit?

Since we're on the subject of wiggers and their hilarities, get a load of that pseudo-brutha with the black cap in this unknown band's pit. He's even got the determined face.

If Hollywood Undead could "play" instruments, they would be these guys.



When they wear bandanas...well, that's about the pinnacle of wiggerdom.

Ugh, did I really pause Blood Fire Death to click on all those videos?

Fuck you guys, here's some real music:

Speaking of video spamming, where's Subrick? Hope the bloke is doing alright. The last thing he mentioned was that he was going through some shit.

@Inhumanist, I was listening to Bathory on youtube sometime back as well. Except, I was listening to 'Sacrifice'!

Don't give Psychopathic Records any ideas either.