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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:02 pm 
 

What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:05 pm 
 

I'm the opposite of inhumanist. I'm pro-hate all over these pages.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:11 pm 
 

Nothing wrong with a little hate here and there. It's the resulting butthurt that's annoying.
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If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:14 pm 
 

Just spread a little hate worldwide...
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:14 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I know, I know, I said I would shut up, but damn..... My spleen! :lol:

Just had to get that outta my system :-D
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:16 pm 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
I'm the opposite of inhumanist. I'm pro-hate all over these pages.

Good thing I hate you then.
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They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:21 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
What's with MA these days? Hate on every fucking page. You're all just sourly because you've all still got no valentine.

Well, I've got two of them. Palmela & Handerson.


Handerson sounds like a dude's name.
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Naradan wrote:
this jewel of music,which honestly made me sit on my ass.


I hit play, and was overcome with the urge to be physically inactive! Great music!

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:22 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
Handerson sounds like a dude's name.

Hey, different strokes for different folks and all that :-P
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Erosion of Humanity
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:24 pm 
 

Dudes have a stronger grip...
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:30 pm 
 

It's complicated. Don't judge!
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Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
CorpseFister wrote:
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:38 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Wilytank wrote:
Handerson sounds like a dude's name.

Hey, different strokes for different folks and all that :-P


I see what you did there...
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severzhavnost wrote:
Naradan wrote:
this jewel of music,which honestly made me sit on my ass.


I hit play, and was overcome with the urge to be physically inactive! Great music!

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:39 pm 
 

:-D :-D :-D
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John_Sunlight
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:41 pm 
 

One day I was sitting in Obama's desk in the oval office when suddenly the leader of the free world and his staffers strode in and saw me! I refused to get up, but offered to let him sit on my lap even though I had a huge boner! Finally, he sat down because his work was piling up, but after a minute he got super embarrassed when he got a boner too and said "Uh, I gotta go!" and ran out the door! Once he was gone, I added his name to the drone strike list since he'd left all his papers on his desk!
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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:41 pm 
 

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Islam is actually pretty cool. It gets a bad rap in the west.


To be totally honest, I think they are all very interesting... I mean, Revelations in the Bible is just plain fascinating reading, even as pure mythology.
So much cray shit goin' on...
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Marag
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:47 pm 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
One day I was sitting in Obama's desk in the oval office when suddenly the leader of the free world and his staffers strode in and saw me! I refused to get up, but offered to let him sit on my lap even though I had a huge boner! Finally, he sat down because his work was piling up, but after a minute he got super embarrassed when he got a boner too and said "Uh, I gotta go!" and ran out the door! Once he was gone, I added his name to the drone strike list since he'd left all his papers on his desk!

But did you two fuck after?

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TheMizwaOfMuzzyTah
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:05 pm 
 

Listen to the flow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUy8dIxyiyo

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Mysticaloldbard
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:30 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
Mysticaloldbard wrote:
On an unrelated note, I read this in the liner notes to Omen's Battle Cry today: "Prevent child abuse. If you are a child in crisis, please call Children of the Night at 1-800-551-1300." Anyone know the significance behind this?

It's a volunteer/charity organization that helps runaway children, kids who end up in prostitution, etc. Notably, it used to be endorsed by Ronnie James Dio, methinks, which might be the origin or a parallel of the connection here.

Dio, right, that rings a bell. Makes sense. Thanks!
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- Omen, Be My Wench

I think they were just covering their tracks. :)

Haha!
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:50 am 
 

I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:57 am 
 

BE MY WENCH TONIIIIIIIGHT
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TheExodusAttack
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:10 am 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT


SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED
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casusluciferi666 on Meshuggah wrote:
No, they are not djent. Djent is deathcore meets Meshuggah ripoff, ie shit. Don't you dare use such blasphemous words to describe Meshuggah.
Varth wrote:
I am getting pissed thinking about all the dumbass fake punk my sister made me listen to

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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:15 am 
 

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96625

Sharing this poll with the FFAers.
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Adriankat
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:20 am 
 

How is it that no one has made slamming death metal with rapping yet? Horrcore-era Three 6 Mafia and wiggerish slamming death metal seems like a match made in wigger heaven.

Yeah, I'll probably laugh my ass off if something like that was ever released but I thought that it would happen eventually.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:28 am 
 

Zombies in my bed.

Anyways, such an idea is much too brilliant to ever see the light of day. I hope. Don't give Frog any ideas.
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They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

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Ribos
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:30 am 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT

My stomach started gurgling in time with this.

PURE GUTTURAL SECRETIONS.
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TheExodusAttack
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:42 am 
 

Adriankat wrote:
How is it that no one has made slamming death metal with rapping yet? Horrcore-era Three 6 Mafia and wiggerish slamming death metal seems like a match made in wigger heaven.

Yeah, I'll probably laugh my ass off if something like that was ever released but I thought that it would happen eventually.


hmmm I think Entorturement kinda sorta did this back in 98: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Nc-6iJxTQ

that's kinda a joke song but a lot of that EP has a hip hop influenced vokill delivery. best/worst band name too
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casusluciferi666 on Meshuggah wrote:
No, they are not djent. Djent is deathcore meets Meshuggah ripoff, ie shit. Don't you dare use such blasphemous words to describe Meshuggah.
Varth wrote:
I am getting pissed thinking about all the dumbass fake punk my sister made me listen to


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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:07 am 
 

TheExodusAttack wrote:
PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT


SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED


:???: :scratch: :puke: :tongue:

What the fuck was that shite?!
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:13 am 
 

TheExodusAttack wrote:
PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
I shared this with the Facebookers.....but turn your hat backwards and SLAM THIS SHIT


SNAPBACK SWAG ACTIVATED
GUTTURAL PIT RIFFMENT IN FULL EFFECT
WIGGERISH ARM MOVEMENTS ENGAGED


Show me circo pit, Show me, show me!
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Malignanthrone wrote:

Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:52 am 
 

^ WOW :lol:

RREEWUUREEWREEREEUUU!!! *tock* REEEEEWEEWUUU!!!

Wigger slam sucks. Slam in general is irredeemable.
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KC_Slaanesh
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:53 am 
 

I want to laugh but the video makes me too sad. The drummer is just double-basssing away and looks like he could doze off at any moment. And seriously they may as well not even write lyrics. Brutal fuckin pit though, that bum with the Death shirt can sure throw down.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:18 am 
 

Their album is actually pretty great though. That video is old.
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:31 am 
 

Jesus. It looked like the band was having even less fun than the 80% of the people in the crowd that also weren't having fun.

I also imagine that if i'd ever hear a bullfrog fart, it'd sound like those vocals.
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TheExodusAttack
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:08 am 
 

TheExodusAttack wrote:
Adriankat wrote:
How is it that no one has made slamming death metal with rapping yet? Horrcore-era Three 6 Mafia and wiggerish slamming death metal seems like a match made in wigger heaven.

Yeah, I'll probably laugh my ass off if something like that was ever released but I thought that it would happen eventually.


hmmm I think Entorturement kinda sorta did this back in 98: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Nc-6iJxTQ

that's kinda a joke song but a lot of that EP has a hip hop influenced vokill delivery. best/worst band name too


okay I figure no one cares but me but I am interested enough in wigger slamming hip hop to do more research on all your behalf! behold, FM HAIVALA and his creation GUTT-HOP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNfwQ_B5a5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaL2dqV9WE

His stuff really sucks though. It's basically Brokencyde but not as good/catchy.

Also, let us not forget Mike Smith's rap project, which sampled the slam from Liege of Inveracity. Way better than that other guy but it's not exactly a hip hop classic either: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfLE5YE3_rY

However, this is a very legit and totally fucking awesome combination of slam and hip hop. I think the guy who produced the beat in Kreayshawn's Gucci Gucci made it. Very weird but that EP is one of my all time most listened to since it came out.


This concludes our tour of the Museum of Guttural Slamming Hip Hop. Exit through the gift shop and come again!
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No, they are not djent. Djent is deathcore meets Meshuggah ripoff, ie shit. Don't you dare use such blasphemous words to describe Meshuggah.
Varth wrote:
I am getting pissed thinking about all the dumbass fake punk my sister made me listen to


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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:12 am 
 

I always thought Necroticism174's rank read "Kite String Pooper". Then I actually paid attention.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:28 am 
 

Funnily enough, you're not the only one :p
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:52 am 
 

^ Yup, guilty of the same :)

Man I laughed at Ozzy's description of that wiggerish slam band. Were they doing the macarena in the pit? :eek:

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Veracs
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:21 am 
 



Since we're on the subject of wiggers and their hilarities, get a load of that pseudo-brutha with the black cap in this unknown band's pit. He's even got the determined face.
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Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:32 am 
 

If Hollywood Undead could "play" instruments, they would be these guys.



When they wear bandanas...well, that's about the pinnacle of wiggerdom.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:51 am 
 

Ugh, did I really pause Blood Fire Death to click on all those videos? :puke:

Fuck you guys, here's some real music:
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:12 am 
 

Speaking of video spamming, where's Subrick? Hope the bloke is doing alright. The last thing he mentioned was that he was going through some shit.

@Inhumanist, I was listening to Bathory on youtube sometime back as well. Except, I was listening to 'Sacrifice'!

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the_raytownian
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:39 am 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
Zombies in my bed.

Anyways, such an idea is much too brilliant to ever see the light of day. I hope. Don't give Frog any ideas.


Don't give Psychopathic Records any ideas either.
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