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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:50 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
He can be a giant dwarf!

:oh shit:

Siamese only child?
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TheOldOne
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:59 am 
 

Adriankat wrote:
He's been claiming that he doesn't use steroids for quite a while.

I suppose if you maintain the same intense routine every single day for 6+ years, you can look like that but I'm still not sure if I believe him.


Nah, you can't. He's hormonized, you can see it in his veins and his skin. Test + HGH has that effect on a lot of guys. Take this guy for example. That is Swiper, a well known poster on a number of hardcore bodybuilding forums. He follows a year round drug regimen of weekly testosterone (up to three grams a week) and daily HGH (up to 10 IUS/day) with added orals here and there. Notice any similarities?

Look at the guy's delts for example, they pop, and the skin is stretched tight showing significant vascularity and hardness, this doesn't happen naturally. Just compare him to the old time legends from the late 1800s and early 1900s, then compare him to a more modern bodybuilder and take note of the similarities.

I have nothing against guys who want to take their physique and/or strength to the next level, but I do get annoyed at how reluctant they often are to admit they aren't natural.
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Thashierthanthou
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:43 am 
 

Since when have we been able to embed youtube videos here?
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:05 am 
 

TheOldOne wrote:
Adriankat wrote:
He's been claiming that he doesn't use steroids for quite a while.

I suppose if you maintain the same intense routine every single day for 6+ years, you can look like that but I'm still not sure if I believe him.


Nah, you can't. He's hormonized, you can see it in his veins and his skin. Test + HGH has that effect on a lot of guys. Take this guy for example. That is Swiper, a well known poster on a number of hardcore bodybuilding forums. He follows a year round drug regimen of weekly testosterone (up to three grams a week) and daily HGH (up to 10 IUS/day) with added orals here and there. Notice any similarities?

Look at the guy's delts for example, they pop, and the skin is stretched tight showing significant vascularity and hardness, this doesn't happen naturally. Just compare him to the old time legends from the late 1800s and early 1900s, then compare him to a more modern bodybuilder and take note of the similarities.

I have nothing against guys who want to take their physique and/or strength to the next level, but I do get annoyed at how reluctant they often are to admit they aren't natural.


In what sane world do they think that that even looks good or is remotely attractive? I agree with you that all this is not achievable if one has to take the au naturale route. I have an acquaintance who's into the whole body building scene and I've seen videos of him lifting spherical boulders, truck tires etc. He's not nearly as vein-popping-buffed as these guys and to the best of my knowledge, he's quite clean (no artificial enhancers) in that sense. Bleh, testosteronetards.

Thashierthanthou wrote:
Since when have we been able to embed youtube videos here?

It's been there for quite sometime.

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VoidApostle
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:48 am 
 

A friend of mine overheard some guys laughing at a funeral doom band's lead singer jumping off a bridge the day after their album was released. Anyone know what band that could be? If it's any at all...

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:52 am 
 

http://coloradoindependent.com/126808/i ... ent-people
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:09 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
http://coloradoindependent.com/126808/in-malpractice-case-catholic-hospital-argues-fetuses-arent-people

Saw this in AtheistForums.com, and well, I'd be lying if I say that I'm shocked. These people hold the same ideology as the institution who saw it fit to relocate and hide pedophiles from authorities instead of protecting their underage members from them.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:18 pm 
 

VoidApostle wrote:
A friend of mine overheard some guys laughing at a funeral doom band's lead singer jumping off a bridge the day after their album was released. Anyone know what band that could be? If it's any at all...


Worship.

I didn't know that even though I have listened to them before. Interesting bit of trivia that.

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FlaPack
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:05 pm 
 

I love that the bio needs to tell us that the reunion was without the dead drummer/vocalist.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:27 pm 
 

Well, that's to expect from a man named Fucked-up Mad Max.
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mindshadow
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:40 pm 
 

^ the world is full of crazy people
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:41 pm 
 

Monickers were cool once upon a time.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:17 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
inhumanist wrote:
http://coloradoindependent.com/126808/in-malpractice-case-catholic-hospital-argues-fetuses-arent-people

Saw this in AtheistForums.com, and well, I'd be lying if I say that I'm shocked. These people hold the same ideology as the institution who saw it fit to relocate and hide pedophiles from authorities instead of protecting their underage members from them.

What we have here are catholic hospitals denying morning after pills to rape victims and the church controlling that policy with malingers. And we are talking about largely state funded hospitals (the church doesn't want the public to know that fact since providing social infrastructure is one of their big selling points).

The punchline is of course that they don't want to kill zygotes because "it's people".
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:02 pm 
 

Some weird shit going on in there

and I don't like it
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metaldiscussor666
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:04 pm 
 

Was there ever a bootleg release with the same tracks as Mayhem's out from the dark, except under a different name? I know out from the dark was never released on CD.
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:13 pm 
 

I want a fucking Dr. Pepper, NOW!
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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:38 pm 
 

I got a case in the fridge, come on and get some
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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:41 pm 
 

Reissues of In Solitude's self-titled album and Septicflesh's Mystic Places of Dawn?

Only if I must.

OpsiusCato wrote:
I want a fucking Dr. Pepper, NOW!

I always laugh when someone mentions Dr. Pepper. I had a friend that, one night during our many drunken escapades, flopped into the backseat of my friend's car while we were on our way to get some fast food. He was wasted and started freaking out about going to jail or something, and while he was talking he yelled "I'M LIKE DR. PEPPER, I GOT 23 FLAVORS!" And then he passed out.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:22 pm 
 

So I'm thinking about securing myself one of these: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gcw ... g-handheld

A bit of digging in forums reveals that this could easily become the best of it's segment (open handhelds under $200 that is). Seems like it will be able to run n64 and PSX.

The +$20 shipping to Europe kinda sucks though.

Edit: This is the second time this week I mix up the Video Game Thread and the FFA. Oh well. Whatever. At least I'm not off topic.
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:23 pm 
 

Bad Religion, it seems you've done it again. For Dissent of Man, they released "The Resist Stance" first and got me totally hyped for the album. Lo and behold, it's one of the three or four good songs on the album. Now they release True North, and release "Fuck You" first and once again got me totally psyched for it. And this time even the marketing was making me salivate. "We're back in the mindset that we were in around Suffer and No Control, this is all fast and rough like the old days", "No songs over three minutes, most of them are under two". Then I finally get it and... well the average track length is over two minutes (one is almost four), and so far a whole two songs sound like they're in the spirit of their heyday, where everything else is the typical post-The Empire Strikes First sound they've had for a decade now.

Fool me once...
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:32 pm 
 

And there will be sorrow?
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:37 pm 
 

Actually now that it's almost done I can say that the second half is pretty good. "Nothing to Dismay" is awesome, as are "Vanity", "My Head is Full of Ghosts", and "The Island". HERE are all the songs they were talking about, the album is just front loaded with their softer stuff.
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metaldiscussor666
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:16 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
http://coloradoindependent.com/126808/in-malpractice-case-catholic-hospital-argues-fetuses-arent-people

Catholic... hospital?

That's practically an oxymoron. What do they do, pray her well? :nono:
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xThe__Wizard
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:22 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Bad Religion, it seems you've done it again. For Dissent of Man, they released "The Resist Stance" first and got me totally hyped for the album. Lo and behold, it's one of the three or four good songs on the album. Now they release True North, and release "Fuck You" first and once again got me totally psyched for it. And this time even the marketing was making me salivate. "We're back in the mindset that we were in around Suffer and No Control, this is all fast and rough like the old days", "No songs over three minutes, most of them are under two". Then I finally get it and... well the average track length is over two minutes (one is almost four), and so far a whole two songs sound like they're in the spirit of their heyday, where everything else is the typical post-The Empire Strikes First sound they've had for a decade now.

Fool me once...


Never listened to Bad Religion. What do you rec?
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Napero
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:33 pm 
 

xThe__Wizard wrote:
Never listened to Bad Religion. What do you rec?

Generator.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:36 pm 
 

metaldiscussor666 wrote:
inhumanist wrote:
http://coloradoindependent.com/126808/in-malpractice-case-catholic-hospital-argues-fetuses-arent-people

Catholic... hospital?

That's practically an oxymoron. What do they do, pray her well? :nono:

Thanks for letting us know that you know nothing about the history of health care around the world.
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BlindTortureKill
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:55 pm 
 

I imagine being a medical professional in any religious part of the world must suck though.

So you've studied your adolescence away while others partied carelessly, the burden of responsibility weighs heavily upon your shoulders everyday,
one wrong move and your hand will end the life of another, yet what's the first thing you hear as you emerge from many a gruelling hour in the surgery room?

"The surgery was a success? Oh thank you god! Our prayers where answered! Hallelujah!"

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metaldiscussor666
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:09 pm 
 

Nothing I say on this forum is right I guess :ugh: It's definitely a pattern.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:25 pm 
 

Have any of you seen Dogma?

The catholic girl who works in an abortion clinic :D Priceless.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:34 pm 
 

Actually....that story was about them not wanting to take blame for the fetuses' deaths because they weren't people. So, yeah, just what the Church needs! Some people cutting back on dogma and integrity for the sake of money...I think Jesus said a few things about that before...

Also, the Church (outside of birth control, for the most part - I'll give you that) has been extremely active in dispelling rumors of prayer as a substitute for medicine....I mean, the Anglican and Catholic churches have been working their asses off in Africa changing the entire tide. As this is a place where people believe they should cut up albinos for fucking medicinal remedies and pull demons out of gay people....
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:38 pm 
 

iAm wrote:
Have any of you seen Dogma?


Fuck I love Dogma. One of Kevin Smith's best movies. Then again, almost all of them rank among my favorites.

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:40 pm 
 

Even Cop Out? ;)
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:44 pm 
 

Subrick wrote:
Even Cop Out? ;)


Haha, nothing past Clerks 2. :-P

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:47 pm 
 

I enjoyed Zack and Miri Make a Porno and Red State. Cop Out sucked.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:02 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
xThe__Wizard wrote:
Never listened to Bad Religion. What do you rec?

Generator.


Generator is a great one, yes. My favorites are No Control and Against the Grain, but the four albums spanning Suffer through Generator is a classic. If you don't like those, I wouldn't suggest much else other than The Gray Race or New Maps of Hell. Actually that last one wouldn't be a bad place to start either, since its their heaviest with some complexity, so its easier for metal fans to appreciate.

Short answer: No Control/Against the Grain, or New Maps of Hell.
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:46 pm 
 

No Control and nothing else, that album has some absurdly catchy tunes.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:20 pm 
 

I've only heard one Bad Religion song in my life: "You". And that is due to playing the shit out of Tony Hawks Pro Skater back in the day, I think it was II. Anyway, I really like that song so perhaps I should check out some more of the band.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:32 pm 
 

Metal_Detector wrote:
Subrick wrote:
Even Cop Out? ;)


Haha, nothing past Clerks 2. :-P

Ranking Clerks 2 above Clerks?

(In Randall's voice) Blasphemy.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:40 pm 
 

I prefer Clerks II over the first one as well. Both are great though.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:12 am 
 

I meant nothing past 2006. I love the second one but I'd probably give the edge to the first.

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