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TheJizzHammer
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:01 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Have you baptized him with blood already, Jizz?


I've been contemplating that, but I don't think his mother would approve :lol:

shouvince wrote:
Jizz, one hell of a kid you got there!


Thanks! He's a wild child, for sure. And loves dancing to Deicide :evil:
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The_Erlking
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:54 am 
 

Greetings! Image

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kybernetic
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:39 am 
 

Slaytanic55 wrote:
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DrummingEdge133 wrote:
A picture of me a few weeks ago in the obligatory bathroom snapshot:

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I look normal here other than my longish hair. *Gasp*


And MalignantThrone's picture is the best ever.



Fuck Chris Hemsworth, you should have played Thor.


Hehe, that's a nice compliment of you to say. And I'd certainly take the role. :P
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hakarl
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 am 
 

From our band's show on 5th January.
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:34 am 
 

What're you guys called?

I think you're probably gonna have to hand out some ultimatums to your band members, unfortunately. Get that hair growin' or kick fucking rocks!
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hakarl
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:43 am 
 

Illusions Dead is the band name. We're beginning the recording of our first release this week, so we're not on archives yet.

The other guitarist and drummer had a long hair before their military service, which of course requires quite short hair. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how much longer I can maintain mine. :( It used to be much longer before the army, too.
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:03 pm 
 

It's funny what this forum has done to my perceptions. Without initially looking at your location (I swear!) I could already tell the guitarist stage-right was a Finn. It's unmistakable, yet hard-to-define. Of course I was only joking about the hair. Who gives a flying fuck.

I'm one of those weirdos who will acknowledge a bands existence even if they aren't on the archives yet! You guys have any live stuff on youtube or anything?
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Napero
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:24 pm 
 

Ilwhyan, I kinda like the sample track you have up. Any gigs in the near future anywhere in Helsinki/Espoo? I'll be there with a basket of rotten fruit and a marker pen, so that I can either pelt you with crap or ask for a signature on my hairless chest, depending on the level of suckage/excellence.
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hakarl
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:30 pm 
 

Nothing worthwhile, Jonpo. We have a very shitty demo from 2010 that will never see the light of day, and more recent rehearsal recordings with horrible sound quality (one of the tracks can be heard on Myspace), since we're going to record proper versions of the same songs in a short while.

Napero, glad you enjoyed it despite the poor sound and performance. No gigs are planned as of now, but I'll be sure to advertise as soon as something comes up!
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~Guest 282118
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:39 pm 
 

The goatee really suits you, Ilwhyan.

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maksalaatikko
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:27 pm 
 

You see Ilwhyan with mustache!
EDIT: Like Ilwhyan, I'm still suffering from a rough weekend

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LanceCriminal
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:45 pm 
 

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The shit that call of duty and your recruiter forgets to mention...Nothing makes me wanna re-enlist like guarding someone else's bullshit at 3 in the morning, as punishment for...actually I was never told what I was being punished for. Probably breathing. :roll:

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~Guest 226319
President Satan

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:42 pm 
 

Ilwhyan looks much like I pictured him. Shrewd face, not too robust... never mind...

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Subrick
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:59 pm 
 

The most recent photo of me from Times Scare in New York City.

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From the last show I played with Sorrowseed in November in Somerville, MA.

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Here's what happens when I'm rushed into doing face paint at a show. This was at Dusk in Providence, RI on Halloween where we headlined with Gravesideservice and Abnormality.

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Me with good face paint from one of the tour shows in Manchester, NH (best show of the tour, by the way).

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From last August in Brookfield, CT. It's photos like this that get me the Gene Hoglan comparisons.

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And my favorite photo of me ever from the Palladium in Worcester, MA last April during my first show with Sorrowseed.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:00 am 
 

LanceCriminal wrote:
...as punishment for...actually I was never told what I was being punished for. Probably breathing. :roll:

Resting after doing your job for 8 hours, having to do errand runs for every officer that sees you, getting counseled for something obvious, being part of the blame just by unit or platoon association... they'll find anything.
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fetalfeast
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:32 am 
 

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This is me(with buddies cropped out) mid-hike on one of my favorite trails in the world: Burgess Falls SNA near Sparta, Tennessee. Highly recommended if you're nearby.

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OceanOfViolence
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:57 am 
 

From my first show with the band I'm now playing guitar for. My friend took some kickass pics.

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Bezerko
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:17 am 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
LanceCriminal wrote:
...as punishment for...actually I was never told what I was being punished for. Probably breathing. :roll:

Resting after doing your job for 8 hours, having to do errand runs for every officer that sees you, getting counseled for something obvious, being part of the blame just by unit or platoon association... they'll find anything.


That's why only rookies take jobs that involve being around officers. Especially officers ranked higher than lieutenant.

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hakarl
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:19 am 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
Ilwhyan looks much like I pictured him. Shrewd face, not too robust... never mind...

We might actually be the same person, with the difference that the other has good taste.
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rabidmadman
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:34 pm 
 

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The year is 2248 AD. My sustenance has been achieved though periodic DNA reset procedures. Unfortunately for me, this will be one of my last entries. The Yakuza captured me and rather than killing me, they injected me with cytotoxins. I will soon lose motor functions. For now, I've found sanctuary in this medical facility where health professionals are monitoring my motor functions. They say they will be able to slow the effect of the cytotoxins but not for long. It's been circulating around town that backward time travel has been achieved by the Japanese and that the Yakuza will be the first beings to sample this technology. It's also been rumored that one of their first objectives is to travel to 2013 and put my 24 year old self into a debilitating state. This is of no surprise considering that I solved The Great Question that year and it is of no surprise to me that they want to assume credit for my work. During that year I improved my sleeping situation and reactivated parts of my brain that were deprived of oxygen for several years, thus enabling me to create the ultimate algorithm. They plan on capturing me and lobotomizing me in the past. I will have to follow them somehow, beat the living shit out of myself and assume my own identity while the Yakuza lobotomizes me so that my past self can prosper and ultimately ensure that I receive credit for my work.

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KC_Slaanesh
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:59 pm 
 

Yeah I like William Gibson too.
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LanceCriminal
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:02 pm 
 

Bezerko wrote:
OzzyApu wrote:
Resting after doing your job for 8 hours, having to do errand runs for every officer that sees you, getting counseled for something obvious, being part of the blame just by unit or platoon association... they'll find anything.


That's why only rookies take jobs that involve being around officers. Especially officers ranked higher than lieutenant.


Well apparently it was because somebody decided to cry to the squad leaders that they "did post already"...3 days prior, and I was the only person who hadn't done it in awhile that they could pick to get this dude to quit being a baby :lol: I hate people!

I never thought anything of it till recently but all the other branches are really heavy on officers compared to the Marine Corps. All my freinds in the Army, Navy and Air Force are around officers constantly...On a normal day I sometimes see our Lt, and maybe walk by the Co and Xo...that's really it. They're very separated from us.

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:06 pm 
 

rabidmadman wrote:
considering that I solved The Great Question that year

That's nice and all but everybody already knows the answer. The question is what we need!
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~Guest 226319
President Satan

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:34 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
John_Sunlight wrote:
Ilwhyan looks much like I pictured him. Shrewd face, not too robust... never mind...

We might actually be the same person, with the difference that the other has good taste.

Switched at birth. 8)

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MalignantThrone
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:36 am 
 

OceanOfViolence wrote:
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Hey, I own that Portal shirt too. :) Nice taste in attire.
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Burnyoursins
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:53 am 
 

rabidmadman wrote:
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The year is 2248 AD. My sustenance has been achieved though periodic DNA reset procedures. Unfortunately for me, this will be one of my last entries. The Yakuza captured me and rather than killing me, they injected me with cytotoxins. I will soon lose motor functions. For now, I've found sanctuary in this medical facility where health professionals are monitoring my motor functions. They say they will be able to slow the effect of the cytotoxins but not for long. It's been circulating around town that backward time travel has been achieved by the Japanese and that the Yakuza will be the first beings to sample this technology. It's also been rumored that one of their first objectives is to travel to 2013 and put my 24 year old self into a debilitating state. This is of no surprise considering that I solved The Great Question that year and it is of no surprise to me that they want to assume credit for my work. During that year I improved my sleeping situation and reactivated parts of my brain that were deprived of oxygen for several years, thus enabling me to create the ultimate algorithm. They plan on capturing me and lobotomizing me in the past. I will have to follow them somehow, beat the living shit out of myself and assume my own identity while the Yakuza lobotomizes me so that my past self can prosper and ultimately ensure that I receive credit for my work.


Doctor Who? DOCTOR WHO?!?!... Sorry.
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Acrobat
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:08 am 
 

I like the second guitarist in Ilwhyan's band, he looks like some sort of bald, Finnish pig-person.
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hakarl
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:35 am 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
I like the second guitarist in Ilwhyan's band, he looks like some sort of bald, Finnish pig-person.

That one is actually quite a flattering picture of him. :|
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:47 am 
 

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OK, so I got married a month ago, and here is me and my 3 groomsmen singing Rainbow - Stargazer at the reception, I'm the guy with the mic.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:45 am 
 

METAL WEDDING! :headbang:

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:37 pm 
 

me and my drill, don't laugh, jesus was a carpenter... :grin:
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dreameat la mode, thanks whoever mentioned the handy tip about using the mirror to line up the camera not just snapping away at the reflection in the mirror
i could do with longer arms, or perhaps a shorter nose ha ha
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i used to have dreads [3 different sets] actually i still do, but they aren't on my head any more
proper dreads too, not 'bought' ones
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:12 pm 
 

ewww, do they smell?
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:16 pm 
 

I think that's definitely the weirdest picture in this thread! Congrats!
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:18 pm 
 

Vengeance, you the man.
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:21 pm 
 

I_Am_Vengeance wrote:
ewww, do they smell?
they smell like old, you know how books smell after being in storage or old records? like that

Metantoine wrote:
I think that's definitely the weirdest picture in this thread! Congrats!
thanks man :lol:
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dreadmeat wrote:
i used to have dreads [3 different sets] actually i still do, but they aren't on my head any more
proper dreads too, not 'bought' ones
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So that's where you got the name from.

Have birds ever attacked the dreads when you had them? I've heard stories...

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:58 pm 
 

that is exactly where the name came from mate :nods:
in a time before the internet or online accounts that needed 'names' i signed up in a music shop for a reward points scheme and the name just popped into my head, i also used it for my first hotmail account, which i still have, i also still use the reward points scheme but it's no longer a stamped book but a card that gets scanned welcome to the fewcha! (><.)

and yes! i have been attacked my magpies and these massive damn seagulls we have here called "black back gulls"
that may have been territory related not wicked dreadlock related though :lol:
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:36 am 
 

Nice dreads, and nice thermometer!
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dreadmeat
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ha ha thanks man, and hopefully i won't need most of that thermometer, not like you poor blokes over there!
the barometer is a ship steering wheel, it's really old too, made in west germany even
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dreadmeat wrote:
ha ha thanks man, and hopefully i won't need most of that thermometer, not like you poor blokes over there!
the barometer is a ship steering wheel, it's really old too, made in west germany even

Yeah, the thermometer is working overtime lately. It's been fucking hot. It would be worse if I had those dreads! :P

Do you live alone?
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