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Napero
GedankenPanzer

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:36 pm 
 

Great lovers only get girls.
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Aszfargoth
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 8:16 am
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:41 pm 
 

I don't like the implications of this statement.

Then again, perhaps I begat a girly boy because I'm only a half-bad lover? Nature's way of telling me that there's a need to improve, I guess.

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I feel awful for having said that.

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Xlxlx
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Location: Argentina
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:58 pm 
 

:lol:

Aszfargoth, Napero said that because he only has fathered daughters himself.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:03 pm 
 

Practice makes perfect. Keep trying, dude, the fifth will be a female.
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MikeyC
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Joined: Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:16 am
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:05 pm 
 

Star-Gazer wrote:
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me, running with my oldest (2010)

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me, sitting with my youngest

These are fantastic pictures, Star-Gazer.
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Aszfargoth
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Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 8:16 am
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:35 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
:lol:

Aszfargoth, Napero said that because he only has fathered daughters himself.


I know that, I know that! I intended to go along with Napero's joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if I merely came off as miserable and awkward, as I most often do.

To compensate for my lack of - something, here's a picture of me and the culprit, taking care of ice and snow to prevent the deaths of people:

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Napero wrote:
Practice makes perfect. Keep trying, dude, the fifth will be a female.


I take great comfort in my inadequacies, success would challenge my self-image.


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Napero
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:40 pm 
 

You have a really convincing command posture in the pic.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:41 pm 
 

Aszfargoth, you remind me of a certain fictional character, though I can't remember who for the life of me.....
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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Location: 50 Forts Along The Rhine
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:47 pm 
 

Man you really look like someone I know, only in blonde. He's uglier though :lol:
What is it with us German metalheads and that particular beard / hair combo anyways?
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forestcorpse
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:06 pm
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Location: Norway
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:42 pm 
 

Cool thread, nice to see how you people look!

And well, here is me:

Me and my lovely buck:
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An older photo:

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:01 am 
 

Here is Boss, having a cute attack:
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"This remote is mine..."
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Aaaand, late xmas gift!!
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Some older ones:
Here's me about to embark on a small hike in New Zealand alnong the Routeburn track
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Goofing it up on a glacier
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Quite a nice shot of the missus and I, taken by a total stranger at mount Cook
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Subrick
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:05 am 
 

Me earlier today in Manhattan at a haunted house/gothic horror bar called Times Scare.

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My badass longcoat and pentagram actually made me look the most goth-ish person in the building at the time, aside from maybe the hot bartender chick, and I don't even call myself a goth.
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Razakel
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Joined: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:41 am 
 

Some friends and I drunkenly headbanging a few nights ago.

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Morrigan
Crone of War

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:27 am
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:14 am 
 

CrushedRevelation reminds me of Martin Walkyier for some reason.

<3 teh kittens!
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:21 am 
 

If it helps, my first name is also Martin :-D
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shouvince
Veteran

Joined: Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:11 am
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:02 am 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
shouvince: Watch out, I'm going to kidnap Mojo. He's easily the cutest pet in this entire thread so far.


Well, here's more...

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Some old ones when he was younger and more active
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I think this is the longest his tongue has ever protruded out while asleep.
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"all your base are belong to us"
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Like any other cat, he'll place his butt next to the room heater.
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Looking pretty smug.
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Star-Gazer
Trust and you'll be trusted

Joined: Fri May 14, 2004 1:21 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:17 am 
 

Aszfargoth wrote:
Star-Gazer, are both of your children girls?

yes, both girls - Aryana Selene & Aleyda Liberty

Aszfargoth wrote:
On that note, the picture of you and your youngest is a very pleasant sight.
Xlxlx wrote:
You and your kids look adorable together, Star-Gazer :)
MikeyC wrote:
Star-Gazer wrote:
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me, running with my oldest (2010)

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me, sitting with my youngest

These are fantastic pictures, Star-Gazer.
thank you!

Napero wrote:
Great lovers only get girls.

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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:31 pm 
 

The last one is especially brilliant, shouvince. :D
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:54 pm 
 

Star-Gazer wrote:
Liberty

:ugh:
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darkeningday
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:20 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:48 pm 
 

I was a bit more distressed with "Aryana"...
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:53 pm 
 

Well, knowing him, I understand why you say that :lol: but it's really just a different spelling of Ariana, so I'm fine with it. Who the hell calls their child "Liberty" though? :ugh: Sorry Stargazer, but that's just.... ehhhhh
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CoF
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:25 pm
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:56 pm 
 

There can't be enough cats in here, so...:

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From 2005/06... he gained some weight over the years, but this type of cat never really loses its cuteness.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:03 pm 
 

CoF wrote:
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I AM LASER CAT! ALL SHALL PET ME AND DESPAIR!!!
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Azmodes
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Location: Gradec, Austria
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:16 pm 
 

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww @ him sleeping. :)
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colin040
Metal freak

Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:00 pm
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:17 pm 
 

Has someone ever thrown a dart in one of those bottles, Xlxlx? :p

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Star-Gazer
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:38 pm 
 

Morrigan wrote:
Well, knowing him, I understand why you say that :lol: but it's really just a different spelling of Ariana, so I'm fine with it. Who the hell calls their child "Liberty" though? :ugh: Sorry Stargazer, but that's just.... ehhhhh
not too many, but its still not exactly unique

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because y'all like pics of cats, here is an old pic of me and Pritten

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my first b-day destroying cake mom made

edit: fix parenthesis
edit2: I'm mildly retarded


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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:48 pm 
 

colin040 wrote:
Has someone ever thrown a dart in one of those bottles, Xlxlx? :p

I can't answer that, as that's one of CoF's pictures :lol:
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Aszfargoth
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 8:16 am
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Location: Germany
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:03 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
You have a really convincing command posture in the pic.


Yes, for being the father of a young boy is akin to being captain of a seventeen-kilo, one-meter, completely unreasonable battle cruiser. Naturally, you will adapt to your one-man crew.

Xlxl wrote:
Aszfargoth, you remind me of a certain fictional character, though I can't remember who for the life of me.....


Oh, don't worry, I'm flattered nonetheless. :P

inhumanist wrote:
What is it with us German metalheads and that particular beard / hair combo anyways?


I know, I know! :lol: I've come across countless spitting images of myself since I've begun to don this particular look; in every day life, too, but of course at concerts and festivals especially, I'll always encounter myself in numerous variations, thinner, fatter, smaller, taller etc.

For me, it's just the easiest way of keeping my hair, really. Furthermore, I prefer to keep my "metalness" subdued (what with donning the coat-and-tie look most of the time and all that); and often, people wouldn't ever take me for a metalhead, but due to the beard and long hair, it's far more often that I pass for a professional musician for classical music or jazz. It's definitely a look that doesn't require much commitment or dedication, so to speak.

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Jackoroth
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:36 pm 
 

My grandma, aunt and I jammin' back in '91.
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The fine, young mother fucker I am now.
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...and here is Jeffery in a hat that says Santa Claws which the girlfriend is responsible for doing.
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dystopia4
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:53 pm 
 

Another one of me and the (ex) dog:
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At the legal graffiti wall near my house:
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Playing the drums:
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And finally, my morbidly obese cat:
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DrummingEdge133
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:08 am 
 

A picture of me a few weeks ago in the obligatory bathroom snapshot:

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I look normal here other than my longish hair. *Gasp*


And MalignantThrone's picture is the best ever.
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BastardHead
Magic Mike

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Location: Oswego, Illinois
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:02 pm 
 

So I tried sending a picture to one of my friends, and it came out a little blurry. She responded with "Ew, did you take that picture with your toaster?". I responded with this.

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I'm both gorgeous AND witty.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:08 pm 
 

And part chameleon, if your independent eye movements are anything to go by.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:05 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
And part chameleon, if your independent eye movements are anything to go by.

Independent eye movements, blends into the background, and has a sticky tongue? Yup, that's our BastardHead.
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japc
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Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:35 pm
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Location: Portugal
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:47 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
So I tried sending a picture to one of my friends, and it came out a little blurry. She responded with "Ew, did you take that picture with your toaster?". I responded with this.

Lol!
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TheJizzHammer
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:49 pm 
 

My son sportin' an Obituary shirt. He just walked right in to my closet and put it on himself, I swear!

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:49 pm 
 

Have you baptized him with blood already, Jizz?
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:45 pm 
 

Jizz, one hell of a kid you got there!

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Slaytanic55
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:53 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:53 pm 
 

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DrummingEdge133 wrote:
A picture of me a few weeks ago in the obligatory bathroom snapshot:

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I look normal here other than my longish hair. *Gasp*


And MalignantThrone's picture is the best ever.



Fuck Chris Hemsworth, you should have played Thor.

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Metal_Detector
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:38 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
So I tried sending a picture to one of my friends, and it came out a little blurry. She responded with "Ew, did you take that picture with your toaster?". I responded with this.


LOL, where would we be without Mike?

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