One day on Christmas Eve my adopted sister forced me to visit my adopted parents who took me in when I was still in diapers (at age 25) for the only time in the entire year! I only agreed to go because they would have presents for me, of course!

When I arrived, I didn't respond to any of their loving greetings or embraces and spent the whole day reading articles on Arabic calligraphy on my kindle. When my grandma asked me how the device worked I went to the bathroom and stayed in there until dinner was served!

I ate without looking up from my kindle a single time and then afterwards napped on the couch while the rest of my family engaged in activities that strengthen bonds of love and fill peoples' lives with value! I was finally roused when it was time to open the presents! I suddenly got very excited for the first time in the entire day and jealously glared and crossed my arms whenever someone else opened a present!

Finally I got mine and ripped them open without looking at who they were from! One was some x-box games, and the other was a hand made jacket from my grandma with love in every stitch. "Thanks a lot" I muttered without attempting to disguise my anger and disappointment. I took the games, leaving the jacket, and walked out the door and drove my sisters' car home. The end!

Yeah, Hallucinating in Resurrecture is pretty good...once you get past the intro. Great old-school death worship.

What in the name of fuck was that all about?!

Yeah the kid was a little shit, but I want to clarify, you aren't sympathizing with the bus driver are you? I mean, a grown man attacking a kid like that, regardless of how much of an asshole he was is, ya know, kinda fucked up.

the kid was being disrespectful to his elders and is just proof that he is being raised by MTV.

Anyone that likes thrash-y/punk-y and generally badass venom-esque black metal should check out Gehennah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v1KLBPZ0Cc, that is if anyone is slower on the uptake than I am.

They are cool. Definitely in the higher echelon of kick ass metalpunk. Dirty, and fast, the way it should be.

Man you are the definition of an "old man child".

Yeah he's an ass and we all want to pop him one but the reason we don't is because we understand the ramifications and societal/legal backlash. A grown adult gripping his hands around his neck because he called him a motherfucker is just... come on. The only swing you see on the video is well after the driver gets a hold of the kid.

And here's another example of what happens when little kids are being raised by MTV, Xbox 360, and smart touch screen phones.

And here's another example of what happens when little kids are being raised by MTV, Xbox 360, and smart touch screen phones.

Isn't this guy like 15? Who says "raised by MTV" anymore, seriously? That expression is so dated! I think that should be replaced with "raised by the internet," and you don't have to look far from this post to see examples of that.

Plenty of kids play video games, watch/listen to mtv, and use their touch screen phones (I know these are metaphors don't worry.) But the majority of them are not complete little shits. The fact is some of these kids just exist with this mind set and you have to hope they mature.

Isn't this guy like 15?

Kids who are in ELEMENTARY school should not even HAVE phones!!!! I didn't get my phone until I was in 8th grade

16. My birthday was in June, dude.

About phones; I don't get the need to have a phone with a thousand different functions. If I can call people, text messages and listen to music with it, then I'm happy.

I used to watch MTV on a regular basis back in 1992–96, but luckily managed to find my way out of that lifestyle after a family intervention and a few years of counseling. Thank god I didn't get a cell phone till I was 23 or so, I would've beheaded my parents long ago.

@Xlxlx: We didn't have TV as such, it was more of a semi-spherical mineral basin, sort of like a geode, within which frequencies could be pooled from the intergalactic winds. You'd be surprised what sort of junk the eldritch arts could pirate. We had everything from Wheel of Fortune to Nature (a show which, I might add, is full of drastic evolutionary misinformation and outright lies about the origins of life on this planet). We even got HBO on clear nights.

To capitalise on Xlxlx's reference, I must say that I'm glad to hear R'lyeh gets HBO; where would the priests of the Elder Gods be without their dose of Six Feet Under?