I also love my shirt.

Wombat you are such an attention whore.

He's more like an attention BEACON. I want to heap my attention on him. I love the band name Winged Master, a lot.

Bezerko, I can't help that I'm more gorgeous than you.

Jonpo, I hated that band name. But I hate band names.

Here is a picture of me wearing my friend's glasses with a panda.

Props to your friend's Jawbreaker tee!

That head's a little big for him, don't ya think?

He obviously punched him for being a deformed weirdo. You see, he's got two black eyes.

Here's me fucking the Pope in the ass.

Is that kind of like having sex with one of those Realdolls?

That face the pope is making while your having your way with him...
Priceless.

I love the other wax model in the background, it's face seems to say "Oh no, not again," for some reason.

This is me on Halloween, not actually wearing a costume because I was going to go in corpsepaint but then my Bathory shirt got dirty and you can't rock an Entombed shirt in corpsepaint, in addition to a whole lot of "cannot be fucked" (also we later went to a club where they played "Call Me Maybe" which would've been weird as). Apparently I looked sort of like the Punisher though, so it wasn't a complete waste.

What kind of rum is that, Hircine?

Captain Morgan's Spiced. Prefer Sailor Jerry but I'm a student so what can you do? I eventually ran out of coke and had to drink it straight, felt like I was going to chunder so I gave the rest to this ladette girl I'd been hitting on who then downed the rest in one without even reacting, an act that emasculated me to the extent that it made my penis halve in size. This is basically my entire life in a nutshell.

Don't drink much rum, I like it though. I try to stick to my whisky. Sailor Jerry that expensive?

Well, about 5 quid (ish) more and I'm not really sure it's worth it.

Being a poor student who drinks Captain Morgan's spiced rum myself, I must say I've gotten used to it; honestly, it's not much worse than most other rum out there, in my view. On a side note, I've never actually mixed the spiced variety with anything; I find it's far too sweet anyway.

I used to be able to drink it straight but apparently I once downed half a bottle in one and my body's been rejecting it since. Apparently I didn't throw up though, so there's a sense of achievement there at least.

Ah, yes, the physical flashback reaction; everyone seems to have at least one drink that does this to them. For me, it's sherry. Anyway, sorry to get off topic... I will post a picture one of these days if I find a decent one. In the meantime, that papal sodomy shot a bit further up is quite, quite awesome, though I can't help thinking that's his real sex face. The pope, that is.

He can't get too rowdy, as that could scare the kids away.

Me at my junior prom last year. It was a masquerade ball thing, and this was the only mask I had available...



A face shot that I took just now. Note the battlejacket-in-progress. Warning: may curdle your monitor.

I don't know if ye give much of a toss about Halloween costumes. People seemed to like mine this year though so I'll share.

Your Things are pretty god damned adorable.

Yeah, they really are. They were both so proud of their onesies.

Some pictures of me from a walk around my area today


Hair photobomb at the last second

Here's the obligatory pet photos:
My little buddy

My big buddy enjoying his ninth birthday present


I also have a shitton of cats, but didn't feel like posting pictures of those. I'll post them if requested, though.


Also,enjoy this turtle:

I mean no offense, but there really are a lot more teenagers who frequent this forum than I thought.

We demand cats.

Just remember to not to let the Frog into this thread, then.

Cats >:[

Also, here's a recent picture of myself:

Bowties

Dear god. Hahaha.

You look like the butler who happens to be the murderer in the end, Frog.

yeah, definitely. I, too, realized this with this thread...I was born in '77 and having a look at some pics here I sometimes feel like an old fart (which I possibly am, haha)

Being an old fart is better than being some dumb teen, you know. I have experience, mind you.

Don't listen to the haters, frog. You look awesome in that picture, and you should always wear that outfit. Including the bowtie and knife. Oh, and thumbs up for not being a cat person..... the little fuckers always want to sit on my lap when I'm eating.

I feel like you work at a fancy pirate restaurant. "If pirates were civilized."

I too am feeling a little like this scrolling through this thread, as I was born in '74

First one to guess who's my guest here wins absolutely nothing! Yes, I know PBR sucks, bla bla! We actually got good beers the day after.

Jesus?