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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:29 pm 
 

So I went to work at Wal-Mart today and saw no one working there that matched Zelikro's decription of himself.
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:59 pm 
 

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Lynx are now believed to have been present in the UK, as recently as 1500 years ago

http://lowerwinskill.co.uk/lynx.htm


I thought that meant the deodorant for a second...
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In
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:14 pm 
 

Hircine wrote:
mindshadow wrote:
Lynx are now believed to have been present in the UK, as recently as 1500 years ago

http://lowerwinskill.co.uk/lynx.htm


I thought that meant the deodorant for a second...

Here in America, it's known as Axe. Ironic thing is, despite its highly chauvinistic ad campaign, Axe is most commonly used by gay men.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:17 pm 
 

I'm sure you're a specialist on what kind of perfume and deodorant gay men are using.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:20 pm 
 

I use Axe. Does that mean I'm gay, In?
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:30 pm 
 

Yes.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:31 pm 
 

Australians are considering men who don't smell bad to be gays, so you can safely disregard what IAV is thinking.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:33 pm 
 

In wrote:
Here in America, it's known as Axe. Ironic thing is, despite its highly chauvinistic ad campaign, Axe is most commonly used by gay men.

Don't you mean womanizing frat douches who drink nothing but Monster energy drinks and wear those lame broad rimmed baseball caps with the sticker still on it?
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:36 pm 
 

Seriously, I don't get all of the hate thrown against Axe. If a body spray is capable of masking my natural (read; unpleasant) odor, then it's good enough for me.
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:39 pm 
 

If I wear lynx, does that make me gay regardless of the name change? I'm a middle-class, southern Englishman that's recently discovered a love of indie music so I think I know the answer here anyway...
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slayerhatesusall
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:46 pm 
 

Body spray would be ok if people just used a tiny spray of it instead of spraying it all over themselves and making everyone else in the rooms breathing messed up and gagging etc. Guys, spraying this shit all over you does not make you smell good, it makes you smell repulsive and might give someone an asthma attack. One time I was in school and a kid sprayed a bunch of that shit, the teacher had a bad reaction to it and face turned a different color and had to leave the room.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:47 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Seriously, I don't get all of the hate thrown against Axe. If a body spray is capable of masking my natural (read; unpleasant) odor, then it's good enough for me.

I found in high school that the biggest problem with Axe is that the people who wore it used WAY too much. It's not unpleasant when used moderately, but every time I was in the change room the sheer amount of the stuff sprayed into the air stung my eyes and made me gag.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:52 pm 
 

slayerhatesusall wrote:
Body spray would be ok if people just used a tiny spray of it instead of spraying it all over themselves and making everyone else in the rooms breathing messed up and gagging etc. Guys, spraying this shit all over you does not make you smell good, it makes you smell repulsive and might give someone an asthma attack. One time I was in school and a kid sprayed a bunch of that shit, the teacher had a bad reaction to it and face turned a different color and had to leave the room.

I got in one kids face in high school for doing that after gym once. I got detention for a couple days for "swearing loudly," but he never did that again at least. That shit is suffocating in an enclosed space.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:56 pm 
 

Now that's just baffling. Really, why would you shower yourself with that shit? Spray a bit on your armpits and neck and you're good to go. No need to be surrounded by a cloud of the stuff.
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:56 pm 
 

I like to spray heaps on. Haters gonna hate.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:01 pm 
 

slayerhatesusall wrote:
Body spray would be ok if people just used a tiny spray of it instead of spraying it all over themselves and making everyone else in the rooms breathing messed up and gagging etc. Guys, spraying this shit all over you does not make you smell good, it makes you smell repulsive and might give someone an asthma attack. One time I was in school and a kid sprayed a bunch of that shit, the teacher had a bad reaction to it and face turned a different color and had to leave the room.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMXKIsKt1s
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Hircine
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:03 pm 
 

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I like to spray heaps on. Haters gonna hate.


Asthmas gonna asthmate.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:05 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
I like to spray heaps on. Haters gonna hate.

Just as long as you don't spray it in an enclosed space with lots of people around :nono:
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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:15 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
So I went to work at Wal-Mart today and saw no one working there that matched Zelikro's decription of himself.

I apparently won't actually be working on the floor until Black Friday. I've still got trainin' to do.
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Warlust666
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:34 pm 
 

Someone spraying on too much deodorant in confined spaces is not as bad as someone wearing too much after-shave or perfume in confined spaces I find.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:06 am 
 

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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:27 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Australians are considering men who don't smell bad to be gays, so you can safely disregard what IAV is thinking.


Why is this bot programmed to post directly after my posts and always about me being an Australian? Is it in love with me? Mods pls advise.

Also xlxlxlxlxlxxxxl - I was just fuckin' with ya, I've currently got the "Africa" flavour of Lynx on, shit is the bomb and all other types of Lynx are false.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:28 am 
 

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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:35 am 
 

:love: I had no idea that you felt like that.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:11 am 
 

I always found stuff like Axe was only good for clearing out a room durring police raids. usually the actual scent of the stuff isn't so bad, but yeah, it's way too easy to over use. Plus, at least in my experience, the stuff doesn't really stay on for more than say, 15 minutes. The body washes, deodorant sticks, shampoos, and other hair products are decent though, for what the are.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:17 am 
 

Remember when Goatwhore was one of the few bands that was both very popular in the underground while being simultaneously successful in the mainstream? What the hell happened? I didn't realize they released an album back in February until today. Where was all the hooplah? You've failed me, metaldom.
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Calusari
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:20 am 
 

Lots of big albums released this year, maybe it was swallowed by the hoopla. Whatever a hoopla is. Strange word. Hoopla.

I hate Lynx (as it's called here) with a passion; every variety of it that I've ever encountered smells awful, and sends me running for the hills. Not to the hills, because that brand doesn't deserve a Maiden reference. A small amount of cologne or aftershave, but, please, don't bathe in the stuff... I've been on restaurant dates where I was unable to eat the food because of the overpowering stench; it's like a forcefield - even if I wanted to get near them, I couldn't bring myself to, as I tend to prioritise breathing.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:28 am 
 

Not that anyone is going to really care, but I won't be on here for a week. Thanks for the classical recs, Ilwhyan.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:33 am 
 

Don't forget to check out Chopin, dystopia.
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:37 am 
 

Lynx, Axe pffft I wear Hugo Boss. Just because.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:43 am 
 

Whoever gave Warlust666 his sig is a genius. I just noticed that. Guy's been around since 2004 and has a meager post count. He's not going to impress girls on the internet any time soon.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:10 am 
 

I_Am_Vengeance wrote:
Also xlxlxlxlxlxxxxl - I was just fuckin' with ya, I've currently got the "Africa" flavour of Lynx on, shit is the bomb and all other types of Lynx are false.

uBuntu is for n00bs if that's what your talking about. Arch or go home.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:49 am 
 

Axe... :puke:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:29 am 
 

Axe is only useful as a flame thrower against spiders.

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Calusari
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:46 am 
 

Exactly. All types of Lynx, Axe, whatever that evil concoction may be called, are for amateurs; get a real aftershave or cologne. Or just go for a simple, fresh deodorant - one that suggests regular hygiene without making you smell like a wannabe pimp.

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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:21 am 
 

There was some hooplah, the album was just kinda boring so it fell out of focus.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:31 am 
 

I_Am_Vengeance wrote:
Also xlxlxlxlxlxxxxl - I was just fuckin' with ya, I've currently got the "Africa" flavour of Lynx on, shit is the bomb and all other types of Lynx are false.

No problem dude, I know you weren't serious. One thing though; when will people start spelling my name correctly for once?
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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:44 am 
 

Would it be acceptable to just call you "Triple-X Double-L?"
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Calusari
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:05 am 
 

Wouldn't that be a lot more work than typing Xlxlx? (See, not that hard.)

On the subject of Goatwhore, though, their popularity does seem to have decreased; on their tour here in July, they played small local venues (rather than the mid-level ones international metal acts usually fill), which surprised me.

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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:50 am 
 

I thought they played Billboard or The Hi-fi, which is pretty much the norm for "big underground" bands.
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