The end of The Voyage of the Homeless Sapien:

"Take a bite... of the Twix!"

"Your boobies... are inside out!"

*toilet flush*

On Isengard's "Vinterskugge," the belch at the end of "Naglfar" always catches me off guard and bugs me. A pretty strange choice.

And also this whole track is pretty wtf, but the silliness is pretty endearing I think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1N2NDKbLYs

My favourite would probably be Lick Doo by Kyuss, at the end of Sky Valley.
Nothing quite liked driving along to some Stoner Metal and hearing that.

Speaking of Windir, the "yeehaw" on Ending gave me a surprise the first time I heard it. WTF, but in a good way.

Every Furze album ever. But in a good way. I love all the cackling in nearly every song on Necromanzee Cogent, even if it threw me off the first time I heard it.

Bruce Dickinson's "I'm In a Band With an Italian Drummer". All of it. I mean, I know it's meant to be a joke, but still...

Pleasure Slave from Kings of Metal...It's in the middle of the album but it has an asterisk to signify that it's a bonus track, presumably because it was meant to be a humorous song, not a serious piece of work.

Psycho Angel Bitch by Malicious Secrets.

Some "peculiar" vocal effects going on at times.

That's funny, because Mexican Radio is a cover of this song.

My bad... I should have looked up - It just sounded like it could have been an original based on the rest of the album. I was doing so well without any major MA faux-pas, too. Ah well, back to square one.

It's not metal, and the album it comes from isn't quite a proper album, but nevertheless I've always thought 'Fuck Yourself' by Steve Vai was way out of left field. I mean, I know Vai's a weird dude, but he also seems very deep and 'spiritual' (I hate myself for describing him with that word), so this song definitely makes me think: what the fuck? It amuses the hell out of me though, so I'm glad he wrote it. =D

Why exactly?

As for my most WTF moment, it'd probably be the one where a nice bouncy 'Pagan Purity' (Elvenking's Heathenreel) switches to that total misplaced, out-of-the-song-context, and overly happy chorus, which is horrendous in itself.

Ah, so it's the ring-around-the-rosie moment. xD

I was showing one of my friends Burzum's Filosofem. He was really enjoying the tracks. When Rundtgåing av den transcendentale egenhetens støttey (you know, the 25 minute ambient track) started, he was expecting some really awesome stuff. Instead, he sat through 25 minutes of the same thing repeated over and over again. He said "WTF, I was expecting some heavy stuff, not this crap". I turned him off black metal.

It was funny.

Burzum's ambiental tracks aren't that representative of BM as a genre. Maybe try showing him Emperor, Satyricon or even Burzum's debut?

Last track on Motörhead's "Hammered". It's called "Serial Killer" and it's bascially Lemmy saying scary stuff.

Pestilence - Impure

Self explanatory

this cracks me up everytime (in a good way)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba637OvtfP8

I think the quacked vocals in Who Thinks of the Executioner are pretty funny too

Benighted's French rapping wouldn't be so disturbing if the song "Grind Wit" wasn't so close to being deathcore. I thought it was absolutely ridiculous to have such a passage on a supposedly death metal album. The only good thing about the entire Icon is the opening track, and even that is ruined by crappy production.

Mine was the first time I hear Embalmed Existence by Resurrection. Mark the Storyteller's spoken intros about eating his out shit and being insane wasn't creepy or funny at first... just sorta annoying and I was like... Goddamn why? now I listen and I'm like.. fuck it's funny but I'm not sure if that's what they wanted... me laughing at it.

lol there are some great WTF moments

finally i get to a metal one, pretty much the entire Shining album V: Halmstad, it was my introduction to the genre, and one of the songs was so catchy(the song with the cowbell which was another wtf moment), the random coughing throughout a song, epic album but i wasnt expecting that also the start of that album almost deafened me by being really quiet and then suddenly going loud

Ha ha, I was just listening to that the other day. It still throws me off. I suppose I should just learn to accept that it's coming. All these evil riffs and then..."Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, stick your head in doo doo."

How about Priest's "Hellrider" where Rob references Megatron from the Transformers?

Gamma Ray - Rain, where he says, "Now where the fuck is my Superman outfit" or something similar. I know they've always had silly lyrics but this was around when I was first getting into them. Came totally out of nowhere. Almost ruined the song for me at first.

Definitely. The biggest "what the fuck" might be Reaper's latest album though. is he joking? I'm not really sure. I guess I should listen to the whole thing, but it seems like he finally went completely off a cliff with his meandering psychedelicblackwhateverthehell itis.

The party horns/noisemakers in Ved Buens Ende's "Rememberance of Thigns Past" still make me chuckle. The sounds are pretty cool used in their context here, with lots of other noise going on in the background like guitarstring-scrapings, piano bashings and so on, but I'm just so sure that someone got a hold of one or two of those horn noisemakers you use at kids' birthday parties and blew and blew to their hearts' content. God, they must have been so high.

Yeah, I did.

What about the thunder in the middle (2:04) of Capitel III: Graablick Blev Hun Vaer (Chapter III: She Noticed she was being Watched) from (1995) Ulver - Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr I 5 Capitler?
Almost ALWAYS scares me while I'm driving! LOL!

One negative WTF moment must be by depressive black metal band Fäulnis when during one of their songs the music fades and all of sudden someone starts vomiting. It's also rather lenghty part and it really doesn't do any justice for the otherwise good musicianship. Just really shit decision to put something like that on a full-lenght album. If I listen to the song, it's damn annoying that I have to skip the part every time. I'm also considering editing the whole part away with Audacity or something from the mp3 file.

Funny you'd mention that. Listening to that album for the first time right now and I suppose my post in the "now listening"-thread must've reminded you. Yes, that part was pretty weird. I didn't even figure what was going on at first... *undefined noises* *coughing* *coughing*... "ooooooh I get it" (me).

That song kicks ass!

WTF moments?
Try Dream Theater's entire "The Great Debate"!
I HATE BEING PREACHED TO!

I'm thinking they were high?

Silencer's Death Pierce Me.
Just listening to the nice peaceful piano intro, then AAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I nearly shat myself

God, who knows.

I'll tell you what's ridiculous...this comment. Seriously though, crappy production? The drums are a little buried behind the guitars and vocals, but it's not bad. Oh, and "supposedly death metal album"? I'm guessing because of the breakdowns, right? Benighted are not a deathcore band.

Definitely Annihilator's Kraft Dinner. I mean the song is obviously about making Mac-N-Cheese but was it really necessary on Never, Neverland?

Yes. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese is just that magical.

Lol, Annihilator are one of those band's that can do some really good stuff and then turn around and write pure shit. I'm serious. How do you go from a record like Alison Hell or Schizo Deluxe and then write a turd like Remains or All For You?

The DSBM orgasm in Sterbend’s Einsamkeit (link)

I forgot about the French rapping in Grind Wit.. Icon was still a great album, lotsa groove but still the same grindy Benighted I've come to love and understand over the years.