When we believe you're ready, we'll provide you with a secret link for a quiz and if you complete it satisfactorily, you'll be granted "FULL ACCESS TO THIS SHIT." as it were.

Dunno how it took me five years to find Die Pigeon, Die, but BULLSEYE! Grand goregrind for once!

Like the ability to see and set up user avatars, use html code in posts and access the secret midget porn storage?

God, I forgot you actually had to unlock those things.

Don't forget to mention that you have to score 80% or higher on the quiz! The first time I did the quiz I failed because I didn't study. I figured, "Meh, I just need 50% or higher anyways" and had to redo it after a week had gone by...

Man, I miss Farscape Why can't there be awesome sci-fi shows like that anymore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGjB_1lzbOw

[Minor Bordlerlands 2 spoiler]

Wait... Level 50 is midgame?


Fuck.

Forest: Slavs to Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfJhVlfzJ8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDHI08K1F3E

2nd Playthrough dude...

I don't think I've even gotten that far yet.

Sorry then, but it's a tiny spoiler, really. I guess I was wrong about it being midgame though

Whoa did I click on the video game thread?

Hahahaha, that's awesome. Should have posted that in the video game thread though.

Aye, glad you like it Lex. And yeah, it's great. I find practical special effects and professional make up to be really interesting (not to mention cool as fuck). Having Scott Ian bash a zombie head to a pulp is just a plus.

I actually finished that part when you meet that dude. If that's midway then that in the second playthrough would be 3/4 of the way If you don't count all the side quests and what not.

Unacceptable.

I'm gonna be spending new years south of the border it looks like this year with a large group; the kid whose getting the hotel room says there's an open bar.

Voy a hacer el ridículo de mí mismo borracho como no hay mañana.

ole

it's always expected that foreigners will make fool of themselves in these situations, gotta live up to them expectations

Sí, voy a la altura de ellos con cada onza de mi potencial.

I listened to a few songs from Cattle Decapitation's new album, thinking the 97% average it has now was justified.

Nope.

I'm also working on a huge review for Symphony X's The Divine Wings of Tragedy. It's huge.

I wouldn't say it's close to perfection, but it's definitely a terrific modern death metal album.

Today I stumbled upon something random: somebody playing a Necrophagist cover on a clarinet!

It has to be. That's a freaking beast of an album. One the best, or at least my favorites, in the genre.

I hope it gets its just trashing, horrible band.

Judging by what Gunther said in the now playing thread, I imagine it will be favorable!

Hell yeah Fman! Great show, and I too miss it. Watched the entire series through the missus and I did. Loved every moment - same for Firefly. It's a pity more Firefly never got made/aired

I'm actually really liking Monolith of Inhumanity. It's catchy as all hell and I've constantly got songs stuck in my mind. I believe such a high score is justified, but we all have different tastes, obviously.

I found it good enough, but definitely not 97% good - I think I gave it a 7 when I reviewed it. I'd probably listen to it more, but I tend to immediately go to Anaal Nathrakh for my dose of that kind of thing.

Anaal Nathrakh is quite different to that. (Or not...I'm not too familiar with Cattle Decapitation's output.)

I'd say it's the general frenzied intensity broken by cleaner, almost grandiose choruses; Cattle Decapitation (On Monolith, anyway - haven't heard the others) and Anaal Nathrakh's Hell is empty/etc. type material have that as common ground I'd say, other than that, pronounced differences, certainly.

I should throw Veracs in the trash bin.

Free EP: http://www.scionav.com/collection/1146/ ... ountain-EP

Seriously man, is there any music you don't believe fucking sucks?

As for Gunther and his SX review; cheers man, that album is a complete behemoth of power/prog and deserves a review that matches it's grandiosity. And speaking of huge reviews, was it you the one who wrote that unbelievably long Catasexual Urge Motivation (I think that was the band's name.....) review?

That's insulting to Gunther, Martin. That was Noktorn.

Really? That was Noktorn? Well, it does explain the pretentiousness of it..... Though it was still rather impressive. Besides, I think he wasn't named Noktorn when he wrote it. Bah, whatever. Sorry Gunther!

EDIT: This just made me go

Noktorn has always been named Noktorn. The thing is that it was so long that the site couldn't handle it (it cut off the last few paragraphs) so it got nuked (also for other reasons, namely it was more about himself than the music), but it can still be found on his blog.

What is the site's limit on review lengths? In the event I actually finish writing such a behemoth, I want to know that my dissertation on Sigh doesn't get cut off halfway through.

I'm not actually sure, as it isn't stated anywhere, but if oneyoudontknow's monstrous Ulver review could fit, I'm sure you'll be fine. I'm almost positive that this is currently the longest review on the site.

LOL.
No fair, I want anti-rape brakes too. Never know when they might come in handy.