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tronics
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:58 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:26 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
It's basically a not-so-subtle "hey look what I had sex with".

Err, not in my case. If I gave a shit about what people here thought of my ex's, I would've posted hotter ones than her. I just like that photo :)
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TheGrimWombat
Nelson Wannabe

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:08 am 
 

Bastard just says that because he likes to flaunt who he's fucked.
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BastardHead
Magic Mike

Joined: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:53 pm
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Location: Oswego, Illinois
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:10 pm 
 

It's proof of my enormous wang, duh.
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Morrigan
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:06 pm 
 

Enough. There is such a thing as trying too hard.
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you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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analog_winter
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:34 pm
Posts: 1160
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:07 pm 
 

Jonpo wrote:
Any man who owns a BOC hat is okay in my books. They're fairly prestigious books.


Haha, thanks. I got that hat when I saw them live a few years ago.
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John_Sunlight
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:18 pm 
 

Norain Today wrote:
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Posting all the way from The Matrix?
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Jackoroth
Metal newbie

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:55 pm
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Location: Roxburgh Park
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:33 pm 
 

This is why no one ever goes out drinking with me in city, I tend to get too drunk and do stupid shit like this.
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metaldiscussor666
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:09 pm
Posts: 560
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:35 pm 
 

Why does it make me cringe to see other people touching their nipples? :ugh:
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Jackoroth
Metal newbie

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Location: Roxburgh Park
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:40 pm 
 

I surely don't think it'd be a problem for you if I was a girl but I'm not so I guess you've just got to deal with that.
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Norain Today
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:56 pm
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Location: Ukraine
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:40 am 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
Posting all the way from The Matrix?

I think keanu reeves is handsomer than me Image
It's not matrix, it's more better - because real life.

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Burnyoursins
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am
Posts: 953
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:51 am 
 

Alright, well, here goes:

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There's me, looking Canadian as fuck.

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Here's me looking Striker (and classy) as fuck.

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Here's me looking G'n'R as fuck. (I swear I am 25.)

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Taking a nice, refreshing piss off an quad in the middle of nowhere.

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And finally, a slightly more recent photo. You know, nice bathroom photo.

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And finally, my attempt at modelling for shampoo commercials.


Unfortunately most of these are a year or more older, but I look the same, mostly. I'm a little late to the show here, so forgive me.

And just for kicks, I'll add in this one:

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The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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the_raytownian
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 2214
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 1:35 pm 
 

I tried to cut my own hair last week:
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I think it works... :|
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:33 pm 
 

:lol: I love it.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:56 pm 
 

You forgot some, dude.

:oh shit:
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Hymnofwolves
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:01 pm
Posts: 115
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:56 pm 
 

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This is me two years ago when I still had long hair.
(I'm the one climbing) I choose this foto since it was already uploaded and I think it looks cool

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Turtle_Factory
Metal newbie

Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:14 pm
Posts: 85
Location: Puerto Rico
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:06 pm 
 

^Wow, what a crazy photo! And sick view, too. I'm scared of climbing walls, even if it's just a little bit I get really dizzy :x
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Marag
Veteran

Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:55 pm
Posts: 2660
Location: down there where chaos prevails
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:09 pm 
 

Pretty cool pic Hymnofwolves, beautiful landscape

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KC_Slaanesh
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
Posts: 1188
Location: Lenexa, Kansas
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:49 pm 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
I tried to cut my own hair last week:

Haha you can't just leave it like that dude. Put a bunch of gel in it and spike it, it's not hard and the compliments will be flowing in perpetually. Trust me on this one! Also shave your head if that's how it's gonna be, a quarter inch of stubble looks shabby.
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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 5630
Location: West of the Duwamish due South of the Sound
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:28 pm 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
I tried to cut my own hair last week:
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I think it works... :|


Spike it.

Become... Unicornman
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the_raytownian
Metalhead

Joined: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:09 am
Posts: 2214
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:52 pm 
 

I need it intact for my "man-baby" costume... not that I even have money for gas, so I'm going nowhere this Halloween.

But, if I do end up going out, I'm gonna curl it with gel. Getting rid of it after that. The nice thing is I don't even have to dress up for this costume... Also, I haven't gone anywhere except to lunch with family in like a month... So I don't really care that much that it looks dumb, because the outside world hasn't even seen me recently.

I live in my room, and I'll probably die in here. :]

Oh, and it's grown out since I cut it... it was shaved totally before now (my hair just tends to grow pretty quickly):
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I plan on shaving it again on Halloween, so it looks more BABY-LIKE.

PS: That shitty webcam pic is sideways because I ripped the screen off of a laptop and kept the built-in webcam intact... so it was stuck sideways to an external monitor, and I took a picture of myself taking a picture of my webcam with the disembodied webcam. :)
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Mayhem1349
Metal newbie

Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:51 am
Posts: 116
Location: United States
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:56 pm 
 

As one of the younger metal heads on the board i present you a picture of me and my favorite thrash metal singer
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
Posts: 4289
Location: 50 Forts Along The Rhine
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:35 am 
 

the_raytownian wrote:
PS: That shitty webcam pic is sideways because I ripped the screen off of a laptop and kept the built-in webcam intact... so it was stuck sideways to an external monitor, and I took a picture of myself taking a picture of my webcam with the disembodied webcam. :)

I'm not sure what you just described, but I believe it might be some kind of freestyle OOGBOOG.
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Burnyoursins
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am
Posts: 953
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:57 am 
 

That's a sexy hair cut, man.
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The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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the_raytownian
Metalhead

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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:29 pm 
 

I guess it is pretty sexy for something that makes me look like a Munchkin...
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Burnyoursins
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:09 pm 
 

Hahahaha!

Women love those guys, man.
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The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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points_out_obvious
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:19 pm
Posts: 7
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:16 pm 
 

Where are all the hot MA bitches?

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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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Location: West of the Duwamish due South of the Sound
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:25 pm 
 

Waiguoren posted himself in a dress a few pages back.
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If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

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burnroasted
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:00 am
Posts: 207
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:31 pm 
 

:lol:

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Suffersystem
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:31 pm
Posts: 922
Location: United States
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:43 pm 
 

I love you people ahahaha
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Burnyoursins
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am
Posts: 953
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:36 am 
 

iAm wrote:
Waiguoren posted himself in a dress a few pages back.



The man should model those things.
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The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1654
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:50 am 
 

Ok so here's a recent picture of myself from a couple of weeks ago, I was at a bucks night and infiltrated the ladies hens night and this is me playing "Pin the penis on the man"

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In case you were wondering, I nailed the guys shoulder. And then I was promptly removed from the party by loud drunk women.
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HellBlazer
Veteran

Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2002 6:48 am
Posts: 3154
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:42 pm 
 

^ Hmm, mystifying Aussie tribal rituals.

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Burnyoursins
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:59 am
Posts: 953
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:30 am 
 

Wicked sideburns, man. Hahaha. You drunk Aussies and your silly hijinks.
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The_Beast_in_Black wrote:
SleightOfVickonomy wrote:
...no one still knows what it's supposed to be about.

Well, I reckon there's a pretty good chance it'll be about gory tits.

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Ilwhyan
Metel fraek

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
Posts: 6441
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:52 pm 
 

I suppose I can expose myself.

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Before any inquiries come up regarding my surroundings, that's not my house.
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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
Posts: 4910
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:28 pm 
 

Cool guitar, man.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:43 pm 
 

Cool shirt!

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TheNiceNightmare
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Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:11 pm
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Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:48 pm 
 

Ilwhyan looks a bit like my older brother...

...plays guitar...

...the sense of detail for musical theory...

...oh god. It all makes sense now.

What's with the wig though?
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John_Sunlight
President Satan

Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:41 am
Posts: 4683
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:10 pm 
 

Well, I knew Mystery Inc. traveled a lot. Makes sense that Shaggy'd sow his wild oats...
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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:04 pm
Posts: 2292
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:59 pm 
 

Guess I'll join the party. Here's a shitty webcam pic I took a few days ago.
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gomorro
Too Slow to Owl

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:54 pm
Posts: 906
Location: Peru
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:37 am 
 

This is almost a year ago during band contest (we reach the 4th place from 50 bands) fucking miss my long hair
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This was taked last friday with why old cheff uniform
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