Err, not in my case. If I gave a shit about what people here thought of my ex's, I would've posted hotter ones than her. I just like that photo

Bastard just says that because he likes to flaunt who he's fucked.

It's proof of my enormous wang, duh.

Enough. There is such a thing as trying too hard.

Haha, thanks. I got that hat when I saw them live a few years ago.

Posting all the way from The Matrix?

This is why no one ever goes out drinking with me in city, I tend to get too drunk and do stupid shit like this.

Why does it make me cringe to see other people touching their nipples?

I surely don't think it'd be a problem for you if I was a girl but I'm not so I guess you've just got to deal with that.

I think keanu reeves is handsomer than me
It's not matrix, it's more better - because real life.

Alright, well, here goes:


There's me, looking Canadian as fuck.


Here's me looking Striker (and classy) as fuck.


Here's me looking G'n'R as fuck. (I swear I am 25.)


Taking a nice, refreshing piss off an quad in the middle of nowhere.


And finally, a slightly more recent photo. You know, nice bathroom photo.


And finally, my attempt at modelling for shampoo commercials.


Unfortunately most of these are a year or more older, but I look the same, mostly. I'm a little late to the show here, so forgive me.

And just for kicks, I'll add in this one:

I tried to cut my own hair last week:


I think it works...

I love it.

You forgot some, dude.

This is me two years ago when I still had long hair.
(I'm the one climbing) I choose this foto since it was already uploaded and I think it looks cool

^Wow, what a crazy photo! And sick view, too. I'm scared of climbing walls, even if it's just a little bit I get really dizzy :x

Pretty cool pic Hymnofwolves, beautiful landscape

Haha you can't just leave it like that dude. Put a bunch of gel in it and spike it, it's not hard and the compliments will be flowing in perpetually. Trust me on this one! Also shave your head if that's how it's gonna be, a quarter inch of stubble looks shabby.

Spike it.

Become... Unicornman

I need it intact for my "man-baby" costume... not that I even have money for gas, so I'm going nowhere this Halloween.

But, if I do end up going out, I'm gonna curl it with gel. Getting rid of it after that. The nice thing is I don't even have to dress up for this costume... Also, I haven't gone anywhere except to lunch with family in like a month... So I don't really care that much that it looks dumb, because the outside world hasn't even seen me recently.

I live in my room, and I'll probably die in here. :]

Oh, and it's grown out since I cut it... it was shaved totally before now (my hair just tends to grow pretty quickly):


I plan on shaving it again on Halloween, so it looks more BABY-LIKE.

PS: That shitty webcam pic is sideways because I ripped the screen off of a laptop and kept the built-in webcam intact... so it was stuck sideways to an external monitor, and I took a picture of myself taking a picture of my webcam with the disembodied webcam.

As one of the younger metal heads on the board i present you a picture of me and my favorite thrash metal singer

I'm not sure what you just described, but I believe it might be some kind of freestyle OOGBOOG.

That's a sexy hair cut, man.

I guess it is pretty sexy for something that makes me look like a Munchkin...

Hahahaha!

Women love those guys, man.

Where are all the hot MA bitches?

Waiguoren posted himself in a dress a few pages back.

I love you people ahahaha

The man should model those things.

Ok so here's a recent picture of myself from a couple of weeks ago, I was at a bucks night and infiltrated the ladies hens night and this is me playing "Pin the penis on the man"



In case you were wondering, I nailed the guys shoulder. And then I was promptly removed from the party by loud drunk women.

^ Hmm, mystifying Aussie tribal rituals.

Wicked sideburns, man. Hahaha. You drunk Aussies and your silly hijinks.

I suppose I can expose myself.



Before any inquiries come up regarding my surroundings, that's not my house.

Cool guitar, man.

Cool shirt!

Ilwhyan looks a bit like my older brother...

...plays guitar...

...the sense of detail for musical theory...

...oh god. It all makes sense now.

What's with the wig though?

Well, I knew Mystery Inc. traveled a lot. Makes sense that Shaggy'd sow his wild oats...

Guess I'll join the party. Here's a shitty webcam pic I took a few days ago.

This is almost a year ago during band contest (we reach the 4th place from 50 bands) fucking miss my long hair


This was taked last friday with why old cheff uniform