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Zodijackyl
Lazy Wizard

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:04 pm 
 

So, Tony, did you make a French connection with her?

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Markov
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:13 pm 
 

Tony's girl is cute, however, Tony is mine and mine alone. With the exception of Zodi, just because I'd need someone to balance out the height-ratio.
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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:32 pm 
 

failsafeman wrote:
Exactly. All puns that don't meet Napero's exacting standards result in a ban, from now on.

Sounds like a rather excessive punishment.
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Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
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Personally, I prefer to know nothing of the esoteric hierarchy of MA and the profane rituals required to attain rank.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:52 pm 
 

Punishment..

Awaiting ban..
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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:53 pm 
 

No, that was a good one.

Last month I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping at least one of them would place. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. :(
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antonthereaper wrote:
Seriously, why ban me??????? That topic had nothing wrong with it! Theres something wrong with you i can tell you! You're immoral banning of my account! Anyways, i'm creating my own metal arcives.

http://extrememetalencyclopedia.webs.com/

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OneRodeToAsaBay
The Doll With the Hideous Spirit

Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:49 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:10 pm 
 

Should be 'not pun in ten'. F-, fsm. :nono:

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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:20 pm 
 

Whoosh.
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antonthereaper wrote:
Seriously, why ban me??????? That topic had nothing wrong with it! Theres something wrong with you i can tell you! You're immoral banning of my account! Anyways, i'm creating my own metal arcives.

http://extrememetalencyclopedia.webs.com/

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Razakel
Nekroprince

Joined: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:23 pm 
 

That's the best bad joke I've ever heard.

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OneRodeToAsaBay
The Doll With the Hideous Spirit

Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:49 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:24 pm 
 

Is there anything so humiliating as being bested by a ginger? :cry:

(I still maintain that mine would have worked as a good pun too!!)

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LlamaTrainer
Metalhead

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Location: Prince George, B.C.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:45 pm 
 

I once performed a theatrical performance on puns,

...You could say it was a play on words :boo:
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inhumanist
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:46 pm 
 

henkkjelle wrote:
Punishment..

Awaiting ban..

Taking credit for my puns, eh? I was kinda hoping to get banned, just for an hour, just to see how it feels...
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Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
CorpseFister wrote:
Personally, I prefer to know nothing of the esoteric hierarchy of MA and the profane rituals required to attain rank.

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failsafeman
Digital Dictator

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:51 pm 
 

Abracadabra!
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antonthereaper wrote:
Seriously, why ban me??????? That topic had nothing wrong with it! Theres something wrong with you i can tell you! You're immoral banning of my account! Anyways, i'm creating my own metal arcives.

http://extrememetalencyclopedia.webs.com/

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Turtle_Factory
Metal newbie

Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:14 pm
Posts: 85
Location: Puerto Rico
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:56 pm 
 

failsafeman wrote:
Abracadabra!



Did you mean this?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_scFjd2pSI

Why did I post such a silly song... :|
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
Posts: 1418
Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:03 pm 
 

Do you actually *make* turtles?
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Turtle_Factory
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:08 pm 
 

Think of walking in an abandoned factory and suddenly seeing these industrial-sized machine manufacturing turtles. So the answer is yes.
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OpsiusCato
Mexican Metal Inquisition

Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 am
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Location: Mexico
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:14 pm 
 

Ah, yes, happened to me plenty of times. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Turtle-maker.
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Uncolored, on being a ladies' man wrote:
The best pickup line will always be, "Hey, my dick died... can I bury it in your ass?"
Uncolored, on the age of another user wrote:
He's fucking older than me!

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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Location: 50 Forts Along the Rhine
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:05 pm 
 

The places I've been, the things I've seen, you wouldn't believe...

Cool song.
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Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
CorpseFister wrote:
Personally, I prefer to know nothing of the esoteric hierarchy of MA and the profane rituals required to attain rank.

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forestcorpse
Metalhead

Joined: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:06 pm
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Location: Norway
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:19 pm 
 

I have a question about sending a lot of photos online to a friend, so maybe someone here can help me:

I have about 2000 photos I want to send over to my friend, and will need to do this online. Is there any good free websites or something where I can upload all this so she can download it at here place? Or is there any other good way to do it?

Thanks in advance if anyone have some ideas!

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inhumanist
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:24 pm 
 

Several. Imageshack and Photobucket are websites I know that allow bulk upload. The other option is zipping it all up and uploading it to Mediafire, or if you don't want to create an account there's http://depositfiles.com, http://putlocker.com, http://sockshare.com to just name a few...
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Metantoine wrote:
If Summoning is the sugar of fantasy metal, is Manowar the bacon?
CorpseFister wrote:
Personally, I prefer to know nothing of the esoteric hierarchy of MA and the profane rituals required to attain rank.

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Morrigan
Crone of War

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:26 pm 
 

For 2000 uploads, Photobucket and imageshack are terrible ideas. Dropbox is better.
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you can debate the actual date that metal began, but a fairly agreed upon date is 1969. Metal is almost 25 years old
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Why Iron maiden is there? It's very far to be metal than a lot of some metal band.

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iAm
Wastelander

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Location: West of the Duwamish due South of the Sound
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:57 pm 
 

So my Jeep has this problem with the doors where it only likes to be opened from the inside. It's incredibly awkward having to open the window from the outside and have to pull the door open... There were lots of people at the gas station today looking at me like "oh my gawd he's stealing that car!"

:ugh:
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If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

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Napero
GedankenPanzer

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:03 pm 
 

Leave a dog in the car and the window open just a bit. Where you live, opening the door by putting your arm inside would probably seem like an act by a very humane person, rather than as an attempted theft.
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iAm
Wastelander

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Location: West of the Duwamish due South of the Sound
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:07 pm 
 

Napero wrote:
Leave a dog in the car and the window open just a bit. Where you live, opening the door by putting your arm inside would probably seem like an act by a very humane person, rather than as an attempted theft.

:lol:

I don't think that would be a better option since I'm up at campus for three, four hours a day. Plus I can't have pets in my apartment complex.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

I hate music

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John_Sunlight
President Satan

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:08 pm 
 

Wear a ski mask and carry a bag with a dollar sign on it. Live it up.
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metaldiscussor666
Metalhead

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:08 pm 
 

LlamaTrainer wrote:
I once performed a theatrical performance on puns,

...You could say it was a play on words :boo:

I'm gonna use this one :lol: I love this thread.

I also wanna give a holla to my favorite drink, COFFEE! Stay dehydrated my friends (get it because coffee dehydrates you? :boo:)!
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:33 pm 
 

John_Sunlight wrote:
Wear a ski mask and carry a bag with a dollar sign on it. Live it up.

YOLO sucka

That made me laugh pretty hard, actually.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

I hate music

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mindshadow
Echoes in an empty cranium

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:43 pm 
 

iAm wrote:
So my Jeep has this problem with the doors where it only likes to be opened from the inside. It's incredibly awkward having to open the window from the outside and have to pull the door open... There were lots of people at the gas station today looking at me like "oh my gawd he's stealing that car!"
:ugh:



Take a door with you whenever you park up! when you get hot you can always open the window :-D
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iAm
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:47 pm 
 

This thread should now be named off topic discussion and bad jokes thread :lol:
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

I hate music

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TheEvilSocky
Metalhead

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Location: In your basement
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:51 pm 
 

My brain just exploded, I believe all the Koopa kids are named after famous musicians.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20043_5- ... im_p2.html
It amazes me I just noticed that.
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BastardHead
Magic Mike

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:59 pm 
 

So my girlfriend having to run a few states away due to her dad being a psycho really sucks and all, but the silver lining is that she obviously couldn't take everything she owned with her on the train. What does this mean? It means I now own the complete first season of Game of Thrones.
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oogboog
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:03 pm 
 

iAm wrote:
This thread should now be named off topic discussion and bad jokes thread :lol:

No, only until I make a pun/joke.
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wrath of poo wrote:
but not sub-genes of death metal ( like grindcore and black metal).

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slayerhatesusall
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:03 pm 
 

This awesome song weatherbox has been stuck in my head the past few days:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYOwdxPp_I
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WebOfPiss
Myopic Void

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:24 pm 
 

SHOW ME THINGS LIKE THIS

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Aeonblade
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:33 pm 
 

Sounds like something your mulleted step dad would listen to.

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Dragunov
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:51 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
So my girlfriend having to run a few states away due to her dad being a psycho really sucks and all, but the silver lining is that she obviously couldn't take everything she owned with her on the train. What does this mean? It means I now own the complete first season of Game of Thrones.


Nice! I recently finished the first book and am about halfway through A Clash of Kings, so I'm eager to watch the first season of the TV show.
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Chugging DURDURDUR is more metal than airy lelelelelelelelleele.

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iAm
Wastelander

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Location: West of the Duwamish due South of the Sound
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:03 pm 
 

Just saying; Chinese takeaway is one of the best things known to man.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

I hate music

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marktheviktor
Metal freak

Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:41 am
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:10 pm 
 

I got a 10 audio CD set and I want to smack whoever place set these discs in their center. I ended up breaking disc 4 trying to pry that sucker loose.

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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:20 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
henkkjelle wrote:
Punishment..

Awaiting ban..

Taking credit for my puns, eh? I was kinda hoping to get banned, just for an hour, just to see how it feels...

Send me 10 bucks on paypal and I'll ban you for the amount of time you want!
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darkeningday
Metalhead

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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:24 pm 
 

Razakel wrote:
That's the best bad joke I've ever heard.

This.
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Twin_guitar_attack
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Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:27 am
Posts: 1400
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:36 am 
 

Dragunov wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
So my girlfriend having to run a few states away due to her dad being a psycho really sucks and all, but the silver lining is that she obviously couldn't take everything she owned with her on the train. What does this mean? It means I now own the complete first season of Game of Thrones.


Nice! I recently finished the first book and am about halfway through A Clash of Kings, so I'm eager to watch the first season of the TV show.


awesome man. I read all the books over the summer. A storm of swords is the best in my opinion. I can't say anything about it though.

I didn't see season 1, but I saw season 2, and it was really bad. The general consensus seems to be that Series 1 was a heck of a lot better though.

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