So, Tony, did you make a French connection with her?

Tony's girl is cute, however, Tony is mine and mine alone. With the exception of Zodi, just because I'd need someone to balance out the height-ratio.

Sounds like a rather excessive punishment.

Punishment..

Awaiting ban..

No, that was a good one.

Last month I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping at least one of them would place. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Should be 'not pun in ten'. F-, fsm.

Whoosh.

That's the best bad joke I've ever heard.

Is there anything so humiliating as being bested by a ginger?

(I still maintain that mine would have worked as a good pun too!!)

I once performed a theatrical performance on puns,

...You could say it was a play on words

Taking credit for my puns, eh? I was kinda hoping to get banned, just for an hour, just to see how it feels...

Abracadabra!

Did you mean this?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_scFjd2pSI

Why did I post such a silly song...

Do you actually *make* turtles?

Think of walking in an abandoned factory and suddenly seeing these industrial-sized machine manufacturing turtles. So the answer is yes.

Ah, yes, happened to me plenty of times. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Turtle-maker.

The places I've been, the things I've seen, you wouldn't believe...

Cool song.

I have a question about sending a lot of photos online to a friend, so maybe someone here can help me:

I have about 2000 photos I want to send over to my friend, and will need to do this online. Is there any good free websites or something where I can upload all this so she can download it at here place? Or is there any other good way to do it?

Thanks in advance if anyone have some ideas!

Several. Imageshack and Photobucket are websites I know that allow bulk upload. The other option is zipping it all up and uploading it to Mediafire, or if you don't want to create an account there's http://depositfiles.com, http://putlocker.com, http://sockshare.com to just name a few...

For 2000 uploads, Photobucket and imageshack are terrible ideas. Dropbox is better.

So my Jeep has this problem with the doors where it only likes to be opened from the inside. It's incredibly awkward having to open the window from the outside and have to pull the door open... There were lots of people at the gas station today looking at me like "oh my gawd he's stealing that car!"

Leave a dog in the car and the window open just a bit. Where you live, opening the door by putting your arm inside would probably seem like an act by a very humane person, rather than as an attempted theft.

I don't think that would be a better option since I'm up at campus for three, four hours a day. Plus I can't have pets in my apartment complex.

Wear a ski mask and carry a bag with a dollar sign on it. Live it up.

I'm gonna use this one I love this thread.

I also wanna give a holla to my favorite drink, COFFEE! Stay dehydrated my friends (get it because coffee dehydrates you? )!

YOLO sucka

That made me laugh pretty hard, actually.

Take a door with you whenever you park up! when you get hot you can always open the window

This thread should now be named off topic discussion and bad jokes thread

My brain just exploded, I believe all the Koopa kids are named after famous musicians.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20043_5- ... im_p2.html
It amazes me I just noticed that.

So my girlfriend having to run a few states away due to her dad being a psycho really sucks and all, but the silver lining is that she obviously couldn't take everything she owned with her on the train. What does this mean? It means I now own the complete first season of Game of Thrones.

No, only until I make a pun/joke.

This awesome song weatherbox has been stuck in my head the past few days:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYOwdxPp_I

Sounds like something your mulleted step dad would listen to.

Nice! I recently finished the first book and am about halfway through A Clash of Kings, so I'm eager to watch the first season of the TV show.

Just saying; Chinese takeaway is one of the best things known to man.

I got a 10 audio CD set and I want to smack whoever place set these discs in their center. I ended up breaking disc 4 trying to pry that sucker loose.

Send me 10 bucks on paypal and I'll ban you for the amount of time you want!

This.

awesome man. I read all the books over the summer. A storm of swords is the best in my opinion. I can't say anything about it though.

I didn't see season 1, but I saw season 2, and it was really bad. The general consensus seems to be that Series 1 was a heck of a lot better though.