If we end up going to Tijuana we'll probably take I80 from Reno through the bay and stay for a day or so. Either way I know Winter Break is going to kick ass.

WTF was that, MFR? Of course there's car accidents here, you thought we were still using horses or what?

Starmere, sounds good! I need to call this girl I met, she's an Anglophone, so it would help my English skills!

I think I've developed a serious anxiety problem where I feel like I can't listen to enough metal. Seriously, that's all I do every day. I earn money at my job to buy metal, I listen to it in all my free time. I don't spend time with others, I don't play games. I just listen to metal... and exercise and eat right

Metantoine is in looooooove!

Anyways update: Girlfriend is moving to Texas tomorrow to stay with her aunt. She's going to Richardson, which is apparently a rich person town but said aunt is living in government assisted housing or something similar. Either way, she's all bummed she has to leave so far away from me, but I'm not the one who can get a roof over her head. Not looking forward to waking up early so I can meet her mom and drive all over the place to pick her up, gather her stuff and leave the leftovers at her mom's house, then drive her to the train station by 10:30. That's not early, but going from my place, to her mom's place, to where she's staying, to back to her mom's place, to the train station, to back to my place, is gonna be costly and time consuming, but oh well. The important thing is that she has a place to stay now.

I've got a spare copy of GBK'S mocking the Philanthropist that I'm obligated to buy from discogs, and since the cd reissues are going to be in stock next week like to trade it for something. Fucking compulsory habit, if anyone wants it message me Ill let it go for some great black, death, thrash, or some good USPM reissue.

AAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Metantoine is in love!!!!!! This deserves a special song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Haam32dehU&feature=related

And I hope that your Girlfriend is doing alright BastardHead.

But really Metantoine, I hope it works out. I have fallen in love with plenty of girls, but never got her because:
A). She falls for another guy/has a boyfriend
B). She doesn't like because I'm either weird and/or different.
C). I'm shy (usually the main reason why).

D) because you're lame!

Ok....Thanks.

Just a reminder, the FFA is not an high school or it shouldn't be.

Good to know, Bastard. Still sucks for her though.

I am being 100% serious here, the best way to get a girl you have fallen in love with (after a week or so, because you can tell these things extremely well) is to whip your dick out, wail like a banshee, and spear tackle her to the ground and start furiously kissing her. Girls like a guy who's brave and willing to take charge.

You want to trade GBK for something great? Good luck!

Ah, love. I seen that once. Lately, I seem to have obtained cougar-bait status, which, let me tell you, is awful. The ideal cougars are quite the opposite of the ones that have been chasing me around. I could see older women wanting to be with a younger man, but what kind of 35 year old or 41 year old wants to date somone who's 23?

I like the fact that we're assuming that Metantoine calling up a girl who is a friend = love



...seriously though dude, if you have any interest in her, good luck

And then she will whip out a pair of scissors, cut my erected dick off, and repeatedly stomp it until it resembles flattened dead roadkill you see next to a neighborhood McDonalds. No thanks.

You forgot the most important: Get her pregnant so she won't go away!!!!

Wow, one mention of a girl and you guys are all in with your advice and praise. Take it easy. At least I kept my relationship between Metantoine and myself.

We are so full of testosterone here!!!!
Look, a metal forum in the middle of the night on a saturday night... We are either drunk, or fucking angry, or just back from a show, or just had sex.
What do you wanted? Poems?

You and Tony are together? Scandalous!

Though some of us sound more like girls... MD, you are not a girl, right?

So, this is what accounts for a metal forum's conversation these days, huh? Interesting, to say the least. Glad to see everyone's doing fine, I guess.

Anyway, someone just sent me a digital copy (illegal one, I'd guess) of Therion's new album. And I gotta say... it's quite dissaponiting. I mean... it's not bad. And that's the saddest part. At least Sitra Ahra was notable for the huge let down it turned out to be, what with it being hyped as the follow-up to Lemuria/Sirius B. On the other hand, this misleadingly-titled album is just completely unremarkable. Nothing to praise, and nothing to rant against. Bummer...

What about you? Are you lost or something? Or just too busy?
In any case, glad to see you are alive...

I am very much alive, thank you. And yeah, you could say I've been quite bussy these last few months. I joined a couple of theatre "companies" this year, so things have been somewhat crazy, what with staging four plays, and what not. Also, I've been hunting for a "real" job, so I can move away from the parent's place next year, in order to continue with school and helping the girlfriend to avoid a very simmilar situation to that of BH's girl. So, yeah, these are crazy times, indeed.

Anyway, how's the family over there?

Sweet! [read with sarcasm...]
You do seem very much alive, unlike me
Though we came to an agreement on rent issues and life-support with both my mother and the gf parents (until we are done with university), we are still facing hard times. The baby is growing fast, and developing a keen mind, which at least is nice to see.
Hope to see you on stage (if I ever have money, and if you eevr invite me) someday

Sure thing, buddy. Actually, we may go on "tour" with a couple of plays, through Fes Acatlán's Theatre and Acting Group. It should be around the end of this year, and we should be visiting places like C.U. and UAM Azcapotzalco, so it should also be pretty cheap, or completely free, even. I'll make sure to give you a heads-up as to dates and venues.

I would you say that you need to anglo-phone her!

Zodi, you should get a month suspension for that joke.

Mods actually get banned? I thought that the mods were smart enough to not get banned off here, unlike the ones that they throw out.

Either that, or haven't been on here long enough to see a mod get banned.

I'd like a haiku about bonerfarts, please.

Bullymong, dumb name
Primal Beast or Ferovore?
Fuck it; Bonerfart

*applause*

Sometimes big ol' farts
Stink up your raging boner
You must live with it

That's it, I'm out of here Hopefully Tony will have e-crucified Metalfuckingrules by the time I get back.

Metalfuckingrules just...reminds me of someone, but I'll be damned if I could figure out who...damn, it's like a tickle in the back of my head! It's, like, really annoying.

Girls are cool.

Zodi isn't a mod. And even if he were, mods can get banned for making lame puns. We don't fuck around here. Everyone should be liable, no excuses or exceptions.

I love everyone equally except the ones I love more!

ZodI:

Let me guess, I remind you of an annoying asshole who really needs to have his eye balls shit & pissed on by a grizzle bear, then have him put to death in the electric chair, and have his corpse thrown into a volcano. Right?

No I am not, though I've been accused of being one on some occasions.

Snoop Dogg's pet bear.


ba-dum-bum-tss.

Calm yourself, you're getting very annoying. It's reminding me that you were banned like 3 times before this account and YOU don't want me to remember that.

Alright Alright, I'll stop.

Exactly. All puns that don't meet Napero's exacting standards result in a ban, from now on.