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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:02 am 
 

Yeah, you're right Frog..... It was still a bit infuriating though.

And yeah, big nose guy here too! Mine isn't as prominent as yours though :-P THOU ART OF PURER BLOOD!
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burnroasted
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:06 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
You know, it's not easy to offend me. But today (or yesterday, technically.....), during my English class, this really annoying kid I know tells the following joke; "What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The fact that pizzas don't scream when put in the oven!" The worst part of it all though? All of the little fucks around him laughed :nono:

Maybe I'm just bitchy (or it's my Jewish blood from my mother's side of the family), but that seriously reeked of absurd levels of ignorance and stupidity.

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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:08 am 
 

:lol: yes, quite I am. As if Moses painted a portrait.

Yeah, it definitely is frustrating, and annoying. But, we do control all the elections and the world's wars though (don't tell the goyim!), so, you know fair trade.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:10 am 
 

The people who are insulting me can't even spell my username correctly :(
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:12 am 
 

:lol: I saw that. He was such a punk. "OH MY GOD you banned me for being a plagiarizing piece of shit?!?!?!?!? THE NERVE"
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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:13 am 
 

I don't know how making fun of jewish people became acceptable or popular, it really is a mystery to me. You'd have to have some hate for them or find the holocaust to be joke to just casually drop offensive tripe like that.

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burnroasted
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:23 am 
 

volutetheswarth wrote:
I don't know how making fun of jewish people became acceptable or popular, it really is a mystery to me. You'd have to have some hate for them or find the holocaust to be joke to just casually drop offensive tripe like that.

All these jokes about the holocaust are despicable,anne frankly I won't stand for it :boo:

But seriously any racist jokes are pretty acceptable where I'm from. I'm sick of most of them.

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:27 am 
 

A racist joke is one thing. Mocking one of the most horrible events in the history of mankind though? That's different. I know people who are as Jewish as Ivan Drago yet would still spit in your face if you made fun of the Holocaust.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:29 am 
 

Oh man is Helloween's third Keeper album amazing. If I've said I like seeing bands with their own definitive, trademarked style before, this is the epitome of that. Such a wonderfully colorful, textured and enjoyable album...might have to finally review it.
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burnroasted
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:36 am 
 

I don't think its a big deal its not like they actually support it. Plus it happened a long time ago.

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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:44 am 
 

Can anyone explain to me why Gundam Style is popular? I see no appealing qualities.
Seriously, out of nowhere this turd took off and it's all anyone talks about.

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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:47 am 
 

IT'S DOPE AS HELL AND HAS A COOL DANCE AND DOESN'T TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:55 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
You know, it's not easy to offend me. But today (or yesterday, technically.....), during my English class, this really annoying kid I know tells the following joke; "What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The fact that pizzas don't scream when put in the oven!" The worst part of it all though? All of the little fucks around him laughed :nono:

Maybe I'm just bitchy (or it's my Jewish blood from my mother's side of the family), but that seriously reeked of absurd levels of ignorance and stupidity.

I witnessed the same thing once, except that one of the guys who laughed at the joke was jewish himself.
I also remember a black dude saying, after someone messed something up, don't remember exactly what, that "this kind of shitty job could only be done by a nigger".

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theposega
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:58 am 
 

STOP LIKING THAT THING I DON'T LIKE.

It's popular because it's fun and hilarious.
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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:06 am 
 

Hmm. I've heard what you had to say and I find it none of these things.

Also, it's hardly me telling other people not to like it, I'm merely asking why.

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:17 am 
 

I'm glad that guy is gone. He was annoying as fuck.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:28 am 
 

UNLESS YOU'RE A BADDASSSS DANCER like me.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:04 am 
 

volutetheswarth wrote:
Hmm. I've heard what you had to say and I find it none of these things.

Cool. Awesome. You don't speak for everybody.

Also, it's hardly me telling other people not to like it, I'm merely asking why.[/quote]
That's how it came across. And it's a viral video. Why would it be anything other than hilariousness?
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:26 am 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
I'm glad that guy is gone. He was annoying as fuck.



He had a mere thirty posts, I hardly doubt he was bothering you that much unless he was one of those martyr posters, who keep posting obviously inane topics only to be locked a few posts later. Did he really plagiarize a review though?
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Diz_Buster
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:35 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
You know, it's not easy to offend me. But today (or yesterday, technically.....), during my English class, this really annoying kid I know tells the following joke; "What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The fact that pizzas don't scream when put in the oven!" The worst part of it all though? All of the little fucks around him laughed :nono:

Maybe I'm just bitchy (or it's my Jewish blood from my mother's side of the family), but that seriously reeked of absurd levels of ignorance and stupidity.

Not a particularly funny joke that one, but Holocaust like every other thing is and should be fair game for jokes of any kind. Getting offended, especially when the target is a group where you belong to and not you in particular is to my mind completely ridiculous.

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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:54 am 
 

You really don't see why somebody would be offended at people making fun of an attempted genocide against their people less than seventy years ago? Believe me, I'm not typically one to shy away from a tasteless joke, but if there's any one style of jokes that people can understandably be offended by, it's fucking holocaust jokes.
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:59 am 
 

So many pc vaginas posting here it really is sad, if you get offended big fucking deal go listen to shitty George Carlin and lament about your superior comedic sensibilities over us poor folk who can actually look past the horror of the subject matter and recognize a "good" punchline based on our own inferior subjective preferences. I get the point boohoo lots of people died but have you ever thought of how done to death memorializing the Holocaust has been.
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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:08 am 
 

Obviously not enough considering your statement.

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Diz_Buster
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:11 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
You really don't see why somebody would be offended at people making fun of an attempted genocide against their people less than seventy years ago? Believe me, I'm not typically one to shy away from a tasteless joke, but if there's any one style of jokes that people can understandably be offended by, it's fucking holocaust jokes.

Honestly, no. I don't. But I'm not a part of any of the minorities that have had something heinous done to them just for something they were born as, so what do I know? Maybe it's something completely incomprehensible to me, I don't know. I do know however, that if someone were for example to make a joke about any of my dead relatives or similar "touchy" subjects I wouldn't get offended and even if I'd fail to see the humor in it, I'd certainly not moan and call foul play.

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So many pc vaginas posting here it really is sad, if you get offended big fucking deal go listen to shitty George Carlin and lament about your superior comedic sensibilities over us poor folk who can actually look past the horror of the subject matter and recognize a "good" punchline based on our own inferior subjective preferences. I get the point boohoo lots of people died but have you ever thought of how done to death memorializing the Holocaust has been.

Weird seeing Carlin called a go-to comedian for the PC crowd.

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Veracs
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:17 am 
 

He's inoffensive at least to me maybe not for others but he's boring as fuck.
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Thing is, Suicide Silence actually are more sonically massive than a good 95% of all the death metal bands in the Archives! Not metal, sure, but definitely a lot more brutal.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:22 am 
 

Racial and raunchy jokes in general are so trite anyways.

HEY GUUISE?! What do you call a baby in a microwave hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deeerrrr.
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Diz_Buster
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:31 am 
 

Good thing then that we can still make the not at all trite HEY GUUISE?! hurr durr jokes which are totally hilarious.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:36 am 
 

Diz_Buster wrote:
Good thing then that we can still make the not at all trite HEY GUUISE?! hurr durr jokes which are totally hilarious.

Your new here, but if you've been around you'd know that's not my usual mo.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:55 am 
 

People keep talking about the Nightwish situation, and fail to see the important stuff happening in the world of female vocalists of Finnish metal bands: Battle Beast has a new frontlady. And not a bad one, either.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:16 am 
 

Anyone that still thinks poop and mass murder jokes are still funny really needs to start watching British Television.
Don't get me wrong, I'll still laugh my ass off at the beginning of "Postal" but damn, British humor just kicks America's collective ass's.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:28 am 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
Surprise, I've gota crazy Jewish heritage (one look at the picture thread should make this semi-obvious, what with my nose and all :p )


you like to dance on your roof :o


yubby dibby dibby dibby dum :)

There would be one long staircase just going up, And one even longer coming down :scratch:
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TheEvilSocky wrote:
Anyone that still thinks poop and mass murder jokes are still funny really needs to start watching British Television.
Don't get me wrong, I'll still laugh my ass off at the beginning of "Postal" but damn, British humor just kicks America's collective ass's.


Amen to this amazing fact.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:10 am 
 

Talking of humour, New series of Red Dwarf :-D

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:16 am 
 

:hyper: :bow: :love: :nods:


Hell yes.

EDIT: I see what you did there Mr mindshadow...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:19 am 
 

Grossly racist (/sexist/bigoted) jokes are almost never actually funny. The people who think they are are just getting a high from the fact that they are gross and offensive which is probably the poorest form of humor.
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Diz_Buster
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:47 am 
 

I agree, but not because it's impossible or even difficult to create a funny racist/bigoted/sexist joke, but because most of the times the emphasis seems to be on the wrong part of the joke: on being offensive and not on being funny.

Not to say that being offensive purely for the reason of shocking people is completely worthless either.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:02 am 
 

New Red Dwarf is tonight right? I am excited.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:21 am 
 

Incidentally, a jewish friend of mine told me the very joke that so offended Xlxlx just yesterday. Though it's very, very old now so I was unmoved one way or the other.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:37 am 
 

Diz_Buster wrote:
(...) I'm not a part of any of the minorities that have had something heinous done to them just for something they were born as, so what do I know?

You know, there's this little thing called "empathy"..... Have you heard about it?
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It'll only be done to death when people stop making fucking retarded statements such as yours.
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