There's me in the Immolation shirt watching Decrepit Birth. I will post a picture of me and my cat when I return home from college tomorrow.

jesus fuck, Jared that first picture is terrifying.

So, now that we have a large assortment of pictures to choose from, who's in charge of making the Metal Archives Offical Calendar for next year?

Tony, obviously.

LOL Jonpo I'll take that as a compliment!

Thanks Tony haven't shaved since 05...well aside from stache.

Veracs thanks! Time for naked hugs!

GuntherTheUndying, damn never heard that one before... damn... that boy is handsome as fuck. I'm not allowed to grow the stache... Wife just hates it. It makes me sad for that.

CorpseFister I'm also pantsless! It's damn hot every time I record, have to be comfortable and free. So it's always hilarious when I go out to my truck for something and there is other people there getting something out of their unit. Cause I just walk out in my drawers and hiking boots dripping with sweat. No one wants to say hello back when I say hello. I also do this in the winter when it's cold cause then I bring a heater to my shed to get it nice and hot as well.

Suffersystem lol when I first took that picture I sent it to a bunch of people telling them that I had just took bath salts and was about to start eating people.

That's the way

ahahahaha

haha yea I was actually surprised how many responded... no shit did you really take bath salts cause you look fucked up.

Hegg-ish ShaolinLambKiller

this is going in my signature omfg

Here's a head shot. Sorry that the quality is so bad.

Not one of my better moments, but here I am wearing a black wig and a dress a couple of weekends ago. I have gotten two tattoos on my legs since then, it's incredibly difficult keeping these things up to date (and I hope I didn't break any of the rules by posting this, I think my cleavage is quite nicely hidden).

Ok, this raises the standard.

I can't shake the feeling that a night spent boozing with Wombat and waiguoren would be a fucking adventure.

Pure fucking class, best photo so far

Huh, always assumed Waig was a scrawny blonde dude with glasses....don't know why.

That's because it's true.

Waiguoren <3

That's a very cute dress

So wait, waiguoren's sig is a lie?

Apparently. waiguoren is a liar!!! False advertisement

Dave Grohl on a bender?

where the fuck am i

Passed out pictures? Here's one of me at Wacken 2010. It was during Arch Enemy's set, so no real loss.

Me outside Melbourne a few days ago. Hands on hips like a fag.

Bush master Mikey!! Take that Bear Grylls!!

^^ Aren't you worried about getting bit by a koala bear wearing those trousers?

Don't be silly. Koala bears don't wear trousers.

Totally not drinking my own piss!


Best answer!

About one and a half years old, still with long hair...



A more recent one at a sailing regatta off Slovenia.

taking it easy

Waiq, it's good to see you're doing well

Passed out on top of tour van.

Myself being kvlt as fuck, holding a stray kitten that happened to wander into my friend's yard. It probably wasn't a good idea to be interacting with it as I knew neither of us would be able to adopt it and it ended up hanging out around the house the whole evening. Fortunately for the kitteh, the neighbors have been feeding him and I still occassionally spot him when I'm nearby.

Awww... . My neighbor has this one cat that just roams freely on our street. All the cat does is just sit around in my yard sometimes.

Hanging with a cat? What'll Scoob say?

Not the first time I've been compared to Shaggy. I really don't see the resemblance, though =/

Tall, thin, similar haircut, little chin beard. Not a stretch.

And a Vital Remains t-shirt.

this pic pretty much sums me up as a person