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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:32 pm 
 

That's what I thought....

Also, love wife beaters. Wear 'em for labor all the time. But most dudes look like trash. Not me. I'm too handsome.
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pbsisbad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:49 pm 
 

Crick wrote:
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- "Hey, bitch. You can't drink this."
- "Why the fuck not?"
- "There's too much sugar in it."

Jesus Christ, it's like this guy's a prohibition revivalist.


Can't they just buy multiple servings? Or refills?

Yes, according to the law they can. But it's still stupid to tell me how much soda I want in one glass.
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dystopia4
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:36 pm 
 

Laws like this are silly and misguided. If they actually think that its going to do anything to lower obesity, I think they're a bit naive. They're probably doing this just to make it look like their getting something done. Really, it is beyond ridiculous for them to make laws to govern how much soda a restaurant can serve. Thats really none of the governments business.
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ModusOperandi
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:42 pm 
 

burnroasted wrote:
What do you guys think about wearing wife beaters in public? This girl called me a fag today for wearing one.


Ha! Now you really are burnroasted. :boo:











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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:43 pm 
 

We don't need to save the soda drinkers from themselves. If anything, the slow and obese will provide hearty nourishment to the rest of us as our nation crawls from the ashes of economic collapse. Keep swilling that Big Gulp, piggy.
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theposega
Poser Slayer Grindman Arselick Level X

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:45 pm 
 

Regarding wife beaters, if you are fat/don't have muscle definition, then avoid. But if you have some muscle, go for it.
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pbsisbad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:49 pm 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
Keep swilling that Big Gulp, piggy.

Big Gulps taste like crap. At every 7-11 I've been to, the soda is watered down. Just go for a one liter bottle from the cold part of the store; it's usually cheaper anyways.
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So you go to a show, and you can't mosh... who cares. Are you there to run into people or to listen to the music? If you want to run into people go to the mall and run through groups of mall goths or something for fun.

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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:51 pm 
 

theposega wrote:
Regarding wife beaters, if you are fat/don't have muscle definition, then avoid. But if you have some muscle, go for it.


My brother wears wife beaters a lot at night when he's just at home for the night. He used to be fat, but he lost a lot of weight and now just looks like a normal sized dude like I do. The thing is, nipples don't shrink apparently, so he has these massive fat-man nipples that poke out like the rubber guards at the end of the legs on a stool and I can't help but laugh at him.

So if you USED to be fat, also don't wear them.
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burnroasted
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:53 pm 
 

I do have muscle, but she said I looked like i was trying to look tough. I was like no its fucking hot out bitch.

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hey
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:53 pm 
 

pbsisbad wrote:
Under_Starmere wrote:
Keep swilling that Big Gulp, piggy.

Big Gulps taste like crap. At every 7-11 I've been to, the soda is watered down. Just go for a one liter bottle from the cold part of the store; it's usually cheaper anyways.

Or better yet, just don't drink soda.

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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:54 pm 
 

burnroasted wrote:
I do have muscle, but she said I looked like i was trying to look tough. I was like no its fucking hot out bitch.


The irony is astounding.
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burnroasted
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:59 pm 
 

BastardHead wrote:
burnroasted wrote:
I do have muscle, but she said I looked like i was trying to look tough. I was like no its fucking hot out bitch.


The irony is astounding.

hahaha. It kinda sucks cause shes hot. :(


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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:00 pm 
 

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theposega
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:05 pm 
 

:lol: at the fat-nipples staying. Know that feel all too well.
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:05 pm 
 

theposega wrote:
:lol: at the fat-nipples staying. Know that feel all too well.


There is a feeling associated with fat nipples?
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theposega
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:15 pm 
 

I've lost a considerable amount of weight. None of it in the nipples.
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Clowndoe
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:19 pm 
 

Goatfangs wrote:
theposega wrote:
:lol: at the fat-nipples staying. Know that feel all too well.


There is a feeling associated with fat nipples?


I'm assuming it increases the surface of tittilation, but I wouldn't know for sure. I'm 6'3" and 135 lbs. so I'm far from having any experience in that.

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King_Hands
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:23 pm 
 

Clowndoe wrote:
I'm assuming it increases the surface of tittilation, but I wouldn't know for sure. I'm 6'3" and 135 lbs. so I'm far from having any experience in that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q#t=2m0s

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TheOldOne
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:31 pm 
 

About the wife beaters... Only works if you look like Pat Casey.
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iAm
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Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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Location: Land of sin and debauchery, aka Reno Nevada
PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:53 pm 
 

theposega wrote:
Regarding wife beaters, if you are fat/don't have muscle definition, then avoid. But if you have some muscle, go for it.

What if your slightly overweight, a messy eater, and resemble a manbear? Having a receding hairline helps too.

Oh and I'm gonna be in Laguna/ Long Beach next weekend. Checking out some tattoo expo where The Misfits, Adolecents and a bunch of other bands are playing. Should be fun, considering it's only $40.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:53 pm 
 

I have manly man bear titties! Fuck the haters.

I should create a "amazing discoveries in the band queue" thread, there's a large amount of shite, metal ot not, but there's some cool stuff. Like this band I just approved. Get their release.
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pbsisbad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:46 pm 
 

Do it. I think lots of people would like a stream of slightly obscure prescreened metal.
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FasterDisaster
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:04 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
I have manly man bear titties! Fuck the haters.

That's not forward at all.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:09 am 
 

Was I ever been known for my subtlety?
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Metal_Detector
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:20 am 
 

Subtlety is for pussies.
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volutetheswarth
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:30 am 
 

burnroasted wrote:
This girl called me a fag today for wearing one.

burnroasted wrote:
I do have muscle, but she said I looked like i was trying to look tough. I was like no its fucking hot out bitch.

:annoyed: Bitch deserves a backhand to the jaw.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:39 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
So if you USED to be fat, also don't wear them.

OR if your nipples used to be peirced. My nipples love to show through almost every shirt I wear, so kids, don't pierce your nipples. Also, I used to be fat, so that doesn't help either. I wonder if I can get them reduced.
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Calusari
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:31 am 
 

You know, there are these little stick-on discs that you can buy at most department stores. That's why you can't see the obvious effect of the cold when, for example, women in thin dresses and no underwear walk red carpets.

Re the wife-beaters: certainly don't bother me. If there's one top that makes me cringe when I see a male wearing it, it'd have to be the deep-cut V-neck... Not attractive. Generally, though, don't take comments about your clothes so seriously, especially if they come from someone dumb enough to use 'fag' as an insult like that.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:02 am 
 

I think part of me might die if I had to buy pasties for my intrusive nipples.
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kingnuuuur
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:54 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
I should create a "amazing discoveries in the band queue" thread, there's a large amount of shite, metal ot not, but there's some cool stuff. Like this band I just approved. Get their release.

Dat bass... Great stuff indeed.

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PhantomGreen
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:57 am 
 

I wish I had something relevant to post about nipples, but.....I don't, I'm just drinking by myself in some shitty dive bar in San Antonio, reminiscing about how awesome Midnight was last night Satanic royalty!!!!!!
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:08 am 
 

It's cool, if it makes you feel any better, I'm sitting alone not drinking, and I'm at work. At least I'm listening to the sweet, sweet sounds of surf rock. God, I love surf rock.
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ralfikk123
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:16 am 
 

Did someone mention nipples, and rubbing?
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:19 am 
 

Just you, now.
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PhantomGreen
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:23 am 
 

In other news, New Saint Vitus is brilliant as expected.
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ralfikk123
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:24 am 
 

Hows the new Kreator? Worth checking out?
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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:52 am 
 

ralfikk123 wrote:
Hows the new Kreator? Worth checking out?

Every time I've seen it mentioned, it's been praised up and down.

So probably.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:09 am 
 

I dunno, I found myself underwhelmed and over-cheesed. Maybe a second listen is needed, but I did not enjoy myself first time around.
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burnroasted
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:06 am 
 

Calusari wrote:

Re the wife-beaters: certainly don't bother me. If there's one top that makes me cringe when I see a male wearing it, it'd have to be the deep-cut V-neck... Not attractive. Generally, though, don't take comments about your clothes so seriously, especially if they come from someone dumb enough to use 'fag' as an insult like that.

I didn't I just thought it was ridiculous. It was really funny though.
volutetheswarth wrote:
burnroasted wrote:
This girl called me a fag today for wearing one.

burnroasted wrote:
I do have muscle, but she said I looked like i was trying to look tough. I was like no its fucking hot out bitch.

:annoyed: Bitch deserves a backhand to the jaw.

I agree.

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TheEvilSocky
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:15 am 
 

Random question to anyone with some sort of proficiency in the area,
I think I'm scared of human interaction, I get (quite normal on a scale) gut wrenching terror upon having to meet someone new but what really weird's me out is I avoid hanging out with people I like too, I normally set my Xbox live to "show offline" so I don't have to talk to anyone, I've always got some excuse to not interact with almost anybody, hell even this site I've avoiding posting on for I don't have a clue why, it only just recently became glaringly obvious but it both terrify's me and piss's me off.
Any help would be appreciated
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