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bladesOFawesomeness
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:57 am 
 

Do you like metal humor? I do, partly because only metalheads get it. I didn't find a thread like this anywhere so I decided to make one.
Post funny pictures, memes and captioned images. REMEBER KEEP IT ONLY METAL. (Btw, there's a new upcoming meme called ''First world metal problems, cheggit out if you haven't yet.)

I'll start with one classic I found on the internet.
EDIT : One-liners and jokes too :D

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ManAtArms
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:14 am 
 

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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:23 am 
 

heh heh cool thread :lol:

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bladesOFawesomeness
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:29 am 
 

ROFLMAO CHECK THIS OUT. Hhahahahahaa! XD
Varg is kicking some major ass with this one, eh?

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DestruicaoMetalica
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:22 am 
 

bladesOFawesomeness wrote:
ROFLMAO CHECK THIS OUT. Hhahahahahaa! XD
Varg is kicking some major ass with this one, eh?

I love the Varg ones, especially this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPUAZll89Q
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:26 am 
 

bolt thrower! :-D


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bladesOFawesomeness
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:58 am 
 

We are all fans...

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:10 am 
 

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ManAtArms
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:54 am 
 

It's an old one, but still great! Always on the blackies...
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Vrede
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 9:57 am 
 

There's plenty of hilarious photoshopped Immortal stuff! Unfortunately I don't have any links...
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orionparker
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:17 am 
 

Continuing with the Immortal theme...

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Rotting_Christ_Mike
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:21 am 
 

orionparker wrote:
Continuing with the Immortal theme...

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Sometimes I actually say that when I'm in a good mood while ordering coffee! I love the reactions and the weird looks I get :-D Cool thread by the way!

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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:21 am 
 

True story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTY_gphdSA8
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:23 am 
 

:lol: I prefer this one though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ZpJ4lvEs8
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Folkemon_
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:25 am 
 

Surf covers of Black Metal songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC3QnAcBsbg

some BM parody band : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXomyM17DBA

Sad thing is the music is actually kinda good cept the vocals
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Ancient_Sorrow
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:43 am 
 

Reasonably self-explanatory;

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bladesOFawesomeness
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 10:58 am 
 

Adding to the Immortal (foolishness),

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WingedOctopus
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:16 am 
 

Det Satan Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsYEGmhEbc
Introduction of Svendorrian and the Black Northern Reign http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8QqFOAHX8 (I can't tell if this guy is kidding or not)
LusoSkav's guide to metalheads http://lusoskav.deviantart.com/gallery/28926285

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http://sergeantd.tumblr.com/post/152503 ... n-imn-meme
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androdion
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:40 am 
 

dreadmeat wrote:
bolt thrower! :-D


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I think I was at this show! :D
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Superapearmy
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 12:03 pm 
 

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absurder21
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:24 pm 
 

Please god don't let this turn into a First World Metal Head thread

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OlderBudweiser
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:25 pm 
 

Superapearmy wrote:
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LMAO :D

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kingnuuuur
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:56 pm 
 

Hear in After

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Rotting_Christ_Mike
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:30 pm 
 

Hahahaha :-D Immolation is having connectivity issues :-P

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orionparker
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:39 pm 
 

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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:56 pm 
 

androdion wrote:
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I think I was at this show! :D[/quote]

this gig happened a couple years ago in my home town enschede. Bolt Thrower's 2nd home.
That guy in the wheelchair appears frequently. Just recently i saw him entering the moshpit during napalm death.

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gabber
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:12 pm 
 

Superapearmy wrote:
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Malthus
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:20 pm 
 

Poor Immortal.

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:25 pm 
 

hhahahaha! The Bob Ross one is fucking disgusting.

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splyu
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:43 pm 
 

Grave_Wyrm wrote:
hhahahaha! The Bob Ross one is fucking disgusting.

Would be much cooler though if the painting was the At the Heart of Winter cover.

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Foulchrist
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:50 pm 
 

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Posted in the Burzum thread, thought it was great. :lol:

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maxxpower
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:59 pm 
 

Folkemon_ wrote:
Surf covers of Black Metal songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC3QnAcBsbg


Sounds like Negative Plane.

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Mimogrede
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 4:39 pm 
 

Haha, this might become one of my favorite threads, even tho I allready saw some of those :)
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androdion
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:05 pm 
 

tomcat_ha wrote:
this gig happened a couple years ago in my home town enschede. Bolt Thrower's 2nd home.
That guy in the wheelchair appears frequently. Just recently i saw him entering the moshpit during napalm death.

Ah, so then I wasn't. :) A guy was doing the exact same thing during several shows on last year's Hellfest, the best example being during the (hectic/brutal/infernal) Sodom show where he travelled some 20-30 meters on top of everyone.

Chances are it's the same crazy dude! :D
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Mimogrede
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:37 pm 
 

Okay, okay, lemme contribute :D

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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:39 pm 
 

haha I bet the Immortal dudes are actually pleased with this kind of thing

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splyu
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:42 pm 
 

The Immortal dudes, definitely. Varg, possibly less so.

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garthmargengi
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:51 pm 
 

Superapearmy wrote:
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dreadmeat
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:12 pm 
 

cephalic carnage t-shirt, which reminds me of the "melodic grindcore" guy in the movie extract :grin:
actually this picture has so much funny shit in it: the 2 munters, the dude vomming [? foreground], the guy with the yellow hat etc

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Derigin
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 8:46 pm 
 

Looks like a typical Danish metal festival to me. :D

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