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pbsisbad
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:16 pm 
 

MalignantThrone wrote:
pbsisbad wrote:
But isn't your signature a little long now?

Pixel-for-pixel, your sig is thicker than his. :roll:

(And mine is bigger than both of yours... :oh shit:)

As of that post, his sig had three quotes. And yeah, my sig is thick.
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orionmetalhead wrote:
So you go to a show, and you can't mosh... who cares. Are you there to run into people or to listen to the music? If you want to run into people go to the mall and run through groups of mall goths or something for fun.

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MalignantThrone
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:19 pm 
 

Oh, okay. So FasterDisaster pulled a QUICK DELETE BEFORE ANYONE SEES; fair enough. :lol:
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:02 pm 
 

Guys, stop. You're giving me sig shame.

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:26 pm 
 

Personally, your sig is one of my favourites, Dillon. It perfectly illustrates how i feel most of the time towards internet humour. Almost as funny to me as grains in her face. Also FasterDisaster, thank God you beat Pbsidbad to it.
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lord_ghengis about Vomitory splitting up wrote:
They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:33 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Midnight is very cool live, saw them with Cauchemar, Vulcain and Inepsy almost 2 years ago, they were awesome. Yeah, I'm not crazy about The Wretch, I should listen to it again, wasn't as dynamic as the 2 previous ones, it's darker and slower, I usually like this, but I was expecting something else...

Kick Count V in the balls for me!

I can't wait to see Midnight with Antisect exactly a month from today. If it wern't for Toxic Holosuck it would be a perfect line up.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:45 pm 
 

Grave_Wyrm, it's not the width of the sig that counts, it's the content! Mine is about Ronnie James Dio, so that means it's automatically awesome.
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:49 pm 
 

I'm pretty happy to have "Only grains in her face", but from memory it was only my second choice for signatures, I wanted "Occaz the frangins!", but some other user beat me to it. Man I miss that thread, it was the best thing in the world.
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:51 pm 
 

Also if you want your sig to be really thick... but don't want to change it directly, just shrink your browser window like this:

Spoiler: show
ImageTempted to add a hidden message in my next signature that spells out something if someone were to size their window that small and that if anyone were to discover it they would promptly shit bricks.
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Cinerary
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:52 pm 
 

From custom titles to signatures. Next we can talk join dates!!
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:53 pm 
 

I joined in early 2006.

Also, 1566th post! YAYNESS!!! :D
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MalignantThrone
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:55 pm 
 

Goatfangs wrote:
Also if you want your sig to be really thick... but don't want to change it directly, just shrink your browser window like this:

Spoiler: show
ImageTempted to add a hidden message in my next signature that spells out something if someone were to size their window that small and that if anyone were to discover it they would promptly shit bricks.

I just used my detective skills to ascertain that the band whose MA page is behind that shrunken browser window is Kalmah. What do I win?
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:56 pm 
 

MalignantThrone wrote:
I just used my detective skills to ascertain that the band whose MA page is behind that shrunken browser window is Kalmah. What do I win?


Nothing.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:58 pm 
 

Cinerary wrote:
From custom titles to signatures. Next we can talk join dates!!

I joined in 2007, right before the surge of awful posters who have been making less than 100 posts before being chased away.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:00 pm 
 

Goatfangs wrote:
MalignantThrone wrote:
I just used my detective skills to ascertain that the band whose MA page is behind that shrunken browser window is Kalmah. What do I win?


Nothing.

A giant black dildo.
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PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
JESUS CRUST, I didn't know this was the goddamn pizza inquisition.

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:03 pm 
 

What's wrong with white dildos?
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lord_ghengis about Vomitory splitting up wrote:
They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:04 pm 
 

White dildos would be better, you don't have to see all the stains.
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opet is tree metal! there early albums talk about trees!

They should have talked about why failsafeman sucks!

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pbsisbad
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:05 pm 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
Personally, your sig is one of my favourites, Dillon. It perfectly illustrates how i feel most of the time towards internet humour. Almost as funny to me as grains in her face. Also FasterDisaster, thank God you beat Pbsidbad to it.

Yeah, I was going to delete the one I have now which I'm sure you just love, and swap it out for something short and sweet. Wonderful.
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orionmetalhead wrote:
So you go to a show, and you can't mosh... who cares. Are you there to run into people or to listen to the music? If you want to run into people go to the mall and run through groups of mall goths or something for fun.

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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:07 pm 
 

Speaking of your sig, there's a bird in my apartment complex which has learned to imitate the sounds from car alarms. I can't leave my window open without having to listen to the damn thing all night.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:07 pm 
 

Thashierthanthou wrote:
White dildos would be better, you don't have to see all the stains.


Actually with white dildos if used anally will probably have lots of stains.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:10 pm 
 

Gross.
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lord_ghengis about Vomitory splitting up wrote:
They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

http://www.last.fm/user/TheEndTimeRiff
http://halberddoom.bandcamp.com/releases

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:13 pm 
 

Guys, stay classy. It was a meant as an inside MA joke, no need to take things further, this is not Dildo Archives. My mistake.
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JESUS CRUST, I didn't know this was the goddamn pizza inquisition.

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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:14 pm 
 

No, but that is a great idea. Anybody up for sending Morigan and Hellblazer a petition to change the theme of MA from metal to dildos?
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Subrick wrote:
opet is tree metal! there early albums talk about trees!

They should have talked about why failsafeman sucks!

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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:19 pm 
 

Thashierthanthou wrote:
No, but that is a great idea. Anybody up for sending Morigan and Hellblazer a petition to change the theme of MA from metal to dildos?


Hellblazer would from then on be known as Hellboner.

Also it's a good idea for next year's April Fools.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:19 pm 
 

If we change to the Dildo Archives, I will be the most frequently contributing member for miles around.

Because Cinerary doesn't post often.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:21 pm 
 

Crick : hater of retards, lover of, well, you know.
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lord_ghengis about Vomitory splitting up wrote:
They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

http://www.last.fm/user/TheEndTimeRiff
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:21 pm 
 

Crick, if the Universe has 17 corners, does that make it a giant heptadecagon?
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:23 pm 
 

I should shut up sometimes :)
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JESUS CRUST, I didn't know this was the goddamn pizza inquisition.

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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:26 pm 
 

Goatfangs wrote:
Crick, if the Universe has 17 corners, does that make it a giant heptadecagon?


I never said it had 17 corners. Im just despised by 17 of the corners of the universe. Surely you wouldn't believe the universe to be so small!
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triggerhappy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:27 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
A giant black dildo.

Bigger than a can of Coke, you say? :P

Going to see Suffocation, Psycroptic and Nile later. Fucking stoked. Arch Enemy will be there too, but I'm sitting out on them.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:29 pm 
 

Crick wrote:
Goatfangs wrote:
Crick, if the Universe has 17 corners, does that make it a giant heptadecagon?


I never said it had 17 corners. Im just despised by 17 of the corners of the universe. Surely you wouldn't believe the universe to be so small!

Most scientists theorize that the universe is in fact an ever-growing elliptical shape. How can you be hated by something which does not exist? I'm confused.
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If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:30 pm 
 

triggerhappy wrote:
Going to see Suffocation, Psycroptic and Nile later. Fucking stoked. Arch Enemy will be there too, but I'm sitting out on them.

I've seen Psycroptic too many times, but I hope you enjoy the gig.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:33 pm 
 

I caught them at Summer Slaughter a few years back, great fun live.
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

I hate music

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Cinerary
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:40 pm 
 

I only like the dildo's made between '90 and '94. Anything after that is ruined by the production.

quick tip: Dildo's tend to not come in white. They come in white boy pink, Chris Tucker black, brown, clear and glow-in-the-dark.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:44 pm 
 

Cinerary wrote:
I only like the dildo's made between '90 and '94. Anything after that is ruined by the production.

quick tip: Dildo's tend to not come in white. They come in white boy pink, Chris Tucker black, brown, clear and glow-in-the-dark.

Not even a dragon dildo?
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iamntbatman wrote:
If the U.N. flew a bunch of C130's over Syria and rained down boxes of Thin Mints, they'd be standing in a giant circle hand-in-hand singing like goddamn Whoville residents within an hour.

I hate music

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:46 pm 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... hU9BOWcmjM actually quite cool.
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lord_ghengis about Vomitory splitting up wrote:
They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

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triggerhappy
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:00 am 
 

MikeyC wrote:
I've seen Psycroptic too many times, but I hope you enjoy the gig.

Do usually they play stuff from Scepter of the Ancients these days? I'm guessing Colour of Sleep would definitely be played but I'm not sure what else.
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Veracs wrote:
Thats a shitload of Gargoyle mp3's you have on that thing I'm sure.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:03 am 
 

iAm wrote:
Most scientists theorize that the universe is in fact an ever-growing elliptical shape. How can you be hated by something which does not exist? I'm confused.


Then the title serves its purpose. :D
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Jonpo
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:09 am 
 

God damn, Crick and Cinerary are tag-teaming this thread with quotables.

Any of you fine doom-minded (some ambient fans may want apply) gentleman up on this Velvet Robe nonsense? I read some buzzing about them on the NWN forums awhile back and just now caved to curiosity. There are a few samples on youtube. Seems to be really fucked up doom with some drone and ambient leanings. Utterly simple and primitive, going for pure mood above all else.

Predictably it was released as a "deluxe edition" tape to the number of 30 fucking copies. I'm keeping my eye on their labels website though, as I really want to snag a copy of the repress. I hope they choose to do a bigger run, even if it means leaving out the animal bones...

Velvet Robe - In Visible Shadow
Check it out if you're curious...I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to hate it but something about this song is really working for me. Awesome sample usage.

edit: Didn't expect them to have a bandcamp but here it is: http://velvetrobe.bandcamp.com Samples are teasing me further. I'm not too proud to admit that I may just want this because I can't have it right this second...but never the less I'd really like to snag a tape.
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pbsisbad
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:14 am 
 

triggerhappy wrote:
Metantoine wrote:
A giant black dildo.

Bigger than a can of Coke, you say? :P

You mean the cannon? Oh that is much bigger than a Coke can...
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:21 am 
 

Everybody is familiar with the pic, no need to post a link, you'e lucky I'm feeling kind tonight. Stop trying to be so funny, it's not working.
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