God dammit Comedy Central, an entire day of Just For Laughs Gags is not a good idea! Why would you do this?

(Im looking at you, french Canadians. This beast is YOUR creation!)

Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...

MIA.

FARROW.

(Rosemary's Baby kicks ass)

That looks amazing! It seems like any time there's an "innovation" in pizza, it involves the crust. Let's face it, regular crust sucks.

More eerie when you take a look at where he is from. Gotta be a witch. Seeing as how it is your doppelganger, it is your right, no duty, to burn him at the stake.

Oh God, what the fuck is this unholy terror?

HOT DOGS DO NOT BELONG IN MY PIZZA.

Exactly. Actually, I just checked out the other pizza toppings in that site's slideshow... why do people do this? Marshmallows? Ice-cream cones? Burger, fries and chicken nuggets? I feel faint with horror at what my species is capable of...

Ice cream on a pizza is delicious. Your just being a hater, hater. I bet you've never even had deep fried Oreos.

Indeed. I want no part of that sacrilege, good sir; I shall be content to twist, dunk and, er, eat as nature intended. Humanity will descend into utter anarchy if we dare to deep fry willy-nilly. Today it's an Oreo, tomorrow, human flesh.

Oh god, I want to try that hot dog pizza so bad!!!!

Anyway, poutine is the best thing ever, it's actually a fact.

I once met someone who didn't like poutine. He was clinically insane.

There's not enough guns and monster trucks and fireworks and shit on this banner.

What exactly do you mean by tomorrow?

I'm not a cannibal, I swear.

Old news, kind of. I've seen hot dog-stuffed pizza crusts and cheese-stuffed hot dogs stuffed in pizza crusts for years in Thailand, but I guess I might be desensitised to the American globalised propaganda invading Southeast Asia.

I had to Google poutine to find out what it is - I know, I know, abominable ignorance - but it does look fantastic... I wonder if it can be recreated at home?

NICOLE.

KIDMAN.

(Birth is even better)

Don't get your hopes up Americans, Pizza Hut pizza is terrible. It's pretty much cardboard and grease. No amount of hot dog crust can help that.

Bah Pizza Hut is o.k., it's just bland as fuck. I'd try the hot dog pizza with the mustard drizzle. As for poutine, why are Canadians so proud of it? From what I can tell it's just scalloped potatoes with nastier ingredients. How did it get to be such an object of national pride?

Dominos is my choice for chain pizza.

Closer to my house than anyone else.

There's Dominos, Papa John's, and another pizza joint a mile down the road from me. One set back of small towns is hardly any restaurants. Oh, and CiCi's.

My other half would like a stern word with you.

Just keep your hands where I can see 'em.

We have Dominos and eagle Boys near us and both are shit, but ok if you want to put something in your body as a food substitute. Almost any hole-in-the-wall pizza joints are the best though. By the slice or die!

Encore pizza is the best chain pizza in Australia although it varies greatly between each

hey guys I deleted that long post on page 360, and put something short and to the point up (understandable)
I did go on a bit, sorry guys snigger

They're called disco fries. Stop trying to be different, Canada.


AND UP NEXT!! KEVIN JAMES!!!!

(This is the point where I move my foot towards the toe trigger)

Weirdly enough, it's only available in the UK. This reminds me of the lasagne sandwich which was advertised as a "between meal snack". Obviously, the idea of a hot dog stuffed pizza is vile, and I'd like to remind everyone of my fascistic views on what is and isn't acceptable on a pizza (read: stuff crusts are an abomination).

I like the way it says after "FREE Mustard Drizzle!", as if it's some immensely valuable thing to be given a drizzle of mustard as an extra to the food you ordered.



Well she was delicious in Dogville, if you can call that short hair.

I'm sorry, but you're British, and your opinions on cuisine are equal to the classic Charlie fuckin' Brown's teacher to the rest of the world.

In any case, that hot dog crust pizza seems like something that should not have been invented. The scientists of Pizza Hut's HQ have gone mad with their moderate amount of power, and I'm sure the biblical Book of Howard has it in its list of abominations. Man should not play god.

Number 13 is potentially the single greatest idea ever. It sounds absolutely brilliant, but I can't actually imagine anyway it'd work properly.

Disco fries?

It's more of a Québec thing by the way and I never said it was an object of national bride, but only a typical meal

to quote Urban Dictionary...


So yeah, remove your foot from your mouth!

It's called chips + salt. Get with the rest of the Empire, North Amerilosers.

My fate has been sealed. I shall be spending another 8 months in San Antonio.

Say what you will about UK cuisine, I'm really quite a good cook! You really haven't lived until you've tried my deep-fried, jellied-eel pie with beans, bangers, mash, mushy peas and gastric acid washed down with a dirty glass of lukewarm Bovril.

This is how the quote should have gone:



I just hate the fact that somebody thought "poutine" adequately describes fries covered in gravy and/or cheese and/or bacon. At least disco fries sounds wicked cool.

"disco fries" makes it sound like a rave drug.

That would be Freedom Fries with Cholesterol Sprinkling, right?

To say anything negative about poutine is very much like saying negative things about Bolt Thrower.

Believe it or not, there are bastards who would dare say negative about the 'Thrower. Also, any apparent reason the Awkward Moments thread was shut down?

Comedy Central's day programming is always kind of odd.

Workaholics reruns are always awesome though.

I bet it was shut down because it was useless and not funny...