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Crick
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:04 am 
 

God dammit Comedy Central, an entire day of Just For Laughs Gags is not a good idea! Why would you do this?

(Im looking at you, french Canadians. This beast is YOUR creation!)
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Calusari
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:08 am 
 

Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...

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Ribos
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:10 am 
 

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MIA.

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:12 am 
 

Calusari wrote:
Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...


That looks amazing! It seems like any time there's an "innovation" in pizza, it involves the crust. Let's face it, regular crust sucks.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:12 am 
 

Calusari wrote:
Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...

Oh God, what the fuck is this unholy terror?

HOT DOGS DO NOT BELONG IN MY PIZZA.
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Calusari
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:23 am 
 

Zelkiiro wrote:
Calusari wrote:
Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...

Oh God, what the fuck is this unholy terror?

HOT DOGS DO NOT BELONG IN MY PIZZA.


Exactly. Actually, I just checked out the other pizza toppings in that site's slideshow... why do people do this? Marshmallows? Ice-cream cones? Burger, fries and chicken nuggets? I feel faint with horror at what my species is capable of...

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iAm
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:27 am 
 

Ice cream on a pizza is delicious. Your just being a hater, hater. I bet you've never even had deep fried Oreos.
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:32 am 
 

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Calusari
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:36 am 
 

iAm wrote:
Ice cream on a pizza is delicious. Your just being a hater, hater. I bet you've never even had deep fried Oreos.


Indeed. I want no part of that sacrilege, good sir; I shall be content to twist, dunk and, er, eat as nature intended. Humanity will descend into utter anarchy if we dare to deep fry willy-nilly. Today it's an Oreo, tomorrow, human flesh.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:40 am 
 

Oh god, I want to try that hot dog pizza so bad!!!!

Anyway, poutine is the best thing ever, it's actually a fact.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:42 am 
 

I once met someone who didn't like poutine. He was clinically insane.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:42 am 
 

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iAm
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:44 am 
 

Calusari wrote:
iAm wrote:
Ice cream on a pizza is delicious. Your just being a hater, hater. I bet you've never even had deep fried Oreos.


Indeed. I want no part of that sacrilege, good sir; I shall be content to twist, dunk and, er, eat as nature intended. Humanity will descend into utter anarchy if we dare to deep fry willy-nilly. Today it's an Oreo, tomorrow, human flesh.

What exactly do you mean by tomorrow?

I'm not a cannibal, I swear.
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Atrocious_Mutilation
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:46 am 
 

Calusari wrote:
Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...

Old news, kind of. I've seen hot dog-stuffed pizza crusts and cheese-stuffed hot dogs stuffed in pizza crusts for years in Thailand, but I guess I might be desensitised to the American globalised propaganda invading Southeast Asia.
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Calusari
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:50 am 
 

I had to Google poutine to find out what it is - I know, I know, abominable ignorance - but it does look fantastic... I wonder if it can be recreated at home?

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darkeningday
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:06 am 
 

Ribos wrote:
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MIA.

FARROW.

(Rosemary's Baby kicks ass)

NICOLE.

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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:13 am 
 

Don't get your hopes up Americans, Pizza Hut pizza is terrible. It's pretty much cardboard and grease. No amount of hot dog crust can help that.
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KC_Slaanesh
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:40 am 
 

Bah Pizza Hut is o.k., it's just bland as fuck. I'd try the hot dog pizza with the mustard drizzle. As for poutine, why are Canadians so proud of it? From what I can tell it's just scalloped potatoes with nastier ingredients. How did it get to be such an object of national pride?
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AppleQueso
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:04 am 
 

Dominos is my choice for chain pizza.

Closer to my house than anyone else.

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iAm
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:42 am 
 

There's Dominos, Papa John's, and another pizza joint a mile down the road from me. One set back of small towns is hardly any restaurants. Oh, and CiCi's.
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CrushedRevelation
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:38 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
I've seen maaaaybe one white girl who pulled off the short hair look,


My other half would like a stern word with you.

Just keep your hands where I can see 'em.

We have Dominos and eagle Boys near us and both are shit, but ok if you want to put something in your body as a food substitute. Almost any hole-in-the-wall pizza joints are the best though. By the slice or die!
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:39 am 
 

Encore pizza is the best chain pizza in Australia although it varies greatly between each
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:42 am 
 

hey guys I deleted that long post on page 360, and put something short and to the point up (understandable)
I did go on a bit, sorry guys snigger :)
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Vlachos
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:51 am 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Anyway, poutine is the best thing ever, it's actually a fact.

They're called disco fries. Stop trying to be different, Canada.

Crick wrote:
God dammit Comedy Central, an entire day of Just For Laughs Gags is not a good idea! Why would you do this?

(Im looking at you, french Canadians. This beast is YOUR creation!)

AND UP NEXT!! KEVIN JAMES!!!!

(This is the point where I move my foot towards the toe trigger)
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:27 am 
 

Zelkiiro wrote:
Calusari wrote:
Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...

Oh God, what the fuck is this unholy terror?

HOT DOGS DO NOT BELONG IN MY PIZZA.


Weirdly enough, it's only available in the UK. This reminds me of the lasagne sandwich which was advertised as a "between meal snack". Obviously, the idea of a hot dog stuffed pizza is vile, and I'd like to remind everyone of my fascistic views on what is and isn't acceptable on a pizza (read: stuff crusts are an abomination).
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:35 am 
 

Calusari wrote:
Today's disgusting food idea: http://food.ninemsn.com.au/recipes/glance/223758/pizza-hut-launches-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza.glance

A small part of me admires whoever came up with this - they must have an admirably twisted imagination, which could surely be put to greater uses than coming up with ways to ruin pizza...


I like the way it says after "FREE Mustard Drizzle!", as if it's some immensely valuable thing to be given a drizzle of mustard as an extra to the food you ordered.

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Napero
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:55 am 
 

ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Blaa blaa blah blaaghh... the lasagne sandwich... hot dog stuffed pizza is vile... isn't acceptable on a pizza... an abomination... blah blah...

I'm sorry, but you're British, and your opinions on cuisine are equal to the classic Charlie fuckin' Brown's teacher to the rest of the world.

In any case, that hot dog crust pizza seems like something that should not have been invented. The scientists of Pizza Hut's HQ have gone mad with their moderate amount of power, and I'm sure the biblical Book of Howard has it in its list of abominations. Man should not play god.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:06 am 
 

Calusari wrote:
Exactly. Actually, I just checked out the other pizza toppings in that site's slideshow... why do people do this? Marshmallows? Ice-cream cones? Burger, fries and chicken nuggets? I feel faint with horror at what my species is capable of...


Number 13 is potentially the single greatest idea ever. It sounds absolutely brilliant, but I can't actually imagine anyway it'd work properly.
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The_Apex_of_Collapse
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:50 am 
 

Disco fries? :nono: :finger:
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:03 am 
 

Vlachos wrote:
Metantoine wrote:
Anyway, poutine is the best thing ever, it's actually a fact.

They're called disco fries. Stop trying to be different, Canada.

:getout:
It's more of a Québec thing by the way and I never said it was an object of national bride, but only a typical meal

to quote Urban Dictionary...
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Disco Fries are an Americanized version of Poutine with mozzarella instead of cheese curds


So yeah, remove your foot from your mouth!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:06 am 
 

It's called chips + salt. Get with the rest of the Empire, North Amerilosers.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:16 am 
 

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:21 am 
 

Napero wrote:
ANationalAcrobat wrote:
Blaa blaa blah blaaghh... the lasagne sandwich... hot dog stuffed pizza is vile... isn't acceptable on a pizza... an abomination... blah blah...

I'm sorry, but you're British, and your opinions on cuisine are equal to the classic Charlie fuckin' Brown's teacher to the rest of the world.


Say what you will about UK cuisine, I'm really quite a good cook! You really haven't lived until you've tried my deep-fried, jellied-eel pie with beans, bangers, mash, mushy peas and gastric acid washed down with a dirty glass of lukewarm Bovril.
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Vlachos
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:26 am 
 

This is how the quote should have gone:

Quote:
Poo-teen is a Cananadized version of disco fries with shit instead of A-MOOZARELL LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO MAKE


I just hate the fact that somebody thought "poutine" adequately describes fries covered in gravy and/or cheese and/or bacon. At least disco fries sounds wicked cool.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:28 am 
 

"disco fries" makes it sound like a rave drug.
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Napero
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:29 am 
 

That would be Freedom Fries with Cholesterol Sprinkling, right?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:31 am 
 

To say anything negative about poutine is very much like saying negative things about Bolt Thrower.

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Markov
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:36 am 
 

Believe it or not, there are bastards who would dare say negative about the 'Thrower. Also, any apparent reason the Awkward Moments thread was shut down?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:36 am 
 

Comedy Central's day programming is always kind of odd.

Workaholics reruns are always awesome though.

I bet it was shut down because it was useless and not funny...
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