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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:05 am 
 

So Proscriptor's kick drums on Tara absolutely have to be triggered, right? I didn't think achieving such a mechanically consistent sound, especially at those blinding rates, would quite be humanly possible without triggers. But then again, I am no drum demigod, so I figured I'd ask.
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Snowgrave
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:10 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Least erotic night ever.

I would argue quite the contrary.
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IvoxAngelripper
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:14 am 
 

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THE SCENE: I go over to a girl's house, I hope for something to happen.

THE BAD NEWS: She's on her period, so therefore most options are exhausted.

THE WORST PART: Having explosive, painful, and smelly bright green diarrhea and trying to have it quietly without her hearing it (and failing miserably).

THE ACTUAL WORST PART: Hearing her in the bathroom above me, shitting just as violently.


Least erotic night ever.


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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:21 am 
 

You guys are encouraging him? Wow, okay. *leaves thread in a hurry*
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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:21 am 
 

Oh look, BastardHead had another erotic disaster. :roll:
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:28 am 
 

Yeah in hindsight I probably should have just kept this one to myself. I tell these stories in the interest of comedy, but if I'm crossing a line, I'll stiffen up the filter. Sorry about that.
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Vlachos
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:13 am 
 

Where'd you take her to dinner, The Spackle & Chicken Quesadilla? Jesus.
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caspian
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:04 am 
 

well, it was pretty funny. I think my "red badge of honour" story is better, but that's to be shared amongst the elite only.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:01 am 
 

BastardHead wrote:
Yeah in hindsight I probably should have just kept this one to myself. I tell these stories in the interest of comedy, but if I'm crossing a line, I'll stiffen up the filter. Sorry about that.

Please do not stop telling us these stories. I love them.
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TheNiceNightmare
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:34 am 
 

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Man, Borealis. Power/progfrom canada, and oddly good stuff. While I think the review scores on the archives may be a little high for these guys, they still have two solid albums. They don't have any one 'super' outstanding element, but with deep vocals and a strong instrumental backup, these guys are awesome. They seem to suffer a bit on song 'sameyness', but their second album improves on this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyig2cScAjk

They just are a solid band, not really many flaws you can poke at.


I see your Borealis and raise you one Instanzia. Also Canadian, also distinctly power/prog, also fucking incredible. They have loads of keyboards, but they never become overpowering, they're insanely catchy without becoming vapidly poppy, and 7 tracks of pretty much constant speed with nary a filler song in sight and without suffering from sameyness at all. Oh, and the implementation of piano in a lot of the songs is incredibly well done too. I urge everyone who likes this kind of music to check these guys out ASAP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_GGYfJ5nmA
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:12 am 
 

caspian wrote:
well, it was pretty funny. I think my "red badge of honour" story is better, but that's to be shared amongst the elite only.

Hahahaha. I'll say both are very funny, but yours is just a bit better, yes.
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PeachPit
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:16 am 
 

caspian wrote:
well, it was pretty funny. I think my "red badge of honour" story is better, but that's to be shared amongst the elitists only.


Talk about the existence of said good story in front of the unwashed masses, then leave them pining for it?


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I see your Borealis and raise you one Instanzia. Also Canadian, also distinctly power/prog, also fucking incredible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_GGYfJ5nmA


Oh my goodness D: That was fucking great! You are dead on about they keys, they are done very right!

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:21 am 
 

BastardHead was warned for his post, caspian's story is as gruesome (and awesome), I'll leave it at that.
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CorpseFister
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:35 am 
 

Besides, to have an elite you have to establish an underclass.

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AppleQueso
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:35 am 
 

Why haven't Dave Mustaine and Jon Schaffer done a project or something together? They seem like they'd get along well.

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TheEvilSocky
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:51 am 
 

AppleQueso wrote:
Why haven't Dave Mustaine and Jon Schaffer done a project or something together? They seem like they'd get along well.

Mr. Mustaine would like a word with you, the fact is its virtually impossible to get along with the man, don't get me wrong I adore him and all his works, but I'd never EVER get on a fucking plane next to him nor would I ask someone else to take the same fate.
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Poisonfume
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:02 pm 
 

Bah, look what I found on my iPad.
I had a number of pictures from some concerts I attended on it, so I made a collage with a dumb app.
What a strange combination of musicians...

Spoiler: show
Image

If you haven't guessed, going in rows from the top rightwards, thats Hybrid Viscery (BE), Psalm (BE), Mark Morton from Lamb of God, Lemmy, Morton again, some guitarist from Job for a Cowboy and Cruciamentum (UK).
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WaywardSon
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:16 pm 
 

Double Black? Mo' like Double Shit.
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dontlivefastjustdie
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:21 pm 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
So Proscriptor's kick drums on Tara absolutely have to be triggered, right? I didn't think achieving such a mechanically consistent sound, especially at those blinding rates, would quite be humanly possible without triggers. But then again, I am no drum demigod, so I figured I'd ask.

To be fair, when I saw them live he nailed everything and didn't use triggers (his bass drums were mic'd but that's different) though I can totally understand taking the steps in the studio to make your shit sound EXACTLY how you want.
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americanholocaust
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:36 pm 
 

Man it feels fucking great outside. Seventy degrees and sunny. Much better.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:54 pm 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAGENje0 ... ture=share

I can't stop watching this...
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TheEvilSocky
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:04 pm 
 

Necroticism174 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAGENje0zRk&feature=share

I can't stop watching this...

I will pay Municipal Waste One hundred million thousand... billion dollars to cover this song.
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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:38 pm 
 

MikeyC wrote:
BastardHead wrote:
Yeah in hindsight I probably should have just kept this one to myself. I tell these stories in the interest of comedy, but if I'm crossing a line, I'll stiffen up the filter. Sorry about that.

Please do not stop telling us these stories. I love them.
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kingnuuuur
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:04 pm 
 

Pretty soon you might find bands like Torsofuck citing BastardHead as an influence.

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WaywardSon
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:06 pm 
 

Zelkiiro wrote:
MikeyC wrote:

Please do not stop telling us these stories. I love them.
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Don't listen to them. I'm sure you mean well, but feel free to keep them to yourself.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:26 pm 
 

So, High on Fire has a new one coming out in April. There's not enough info to make a thread about it but I thought I'd mention it. I wasn't crazy about Snakes For The Divine, but I still think they've got it in them to make a kick ass album.
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:43 pm 
 

Oh I'll keep telling them as they happen, I'll just try to keep the more disgusting ones off the board I suppose. There are at least a few I've kept to myself because goddamn.
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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:47 pm 
 

I'm not bothered by your stories per se, just the frequency. Do you really run into so many crazy situations like that? :P
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:53 pm 
 

With the frequency, these are starting to sound like fake Tucker Max type stories.
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Necroticism174
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What do you have against Tucker Max?!
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:13 pm 
 

dontlivefastjustdie wrote:
Under_Starmere wrote:
So Proscriptor's kick drums on Tara absolutely have to be triggered, right? I didn't think achieving such a mechanically consistent sound, especially at those blinding rates, would quite be humanly possible without triggers. But then again, I am no drum demigod, so I figured I'd ask.

To be fair, when I saw them live he nailed everything and didn't use triggers (his bass drums were mic'd but that's different) though I can totally understand taking the steps in the studio to make your shit sound EXACTLY how you want.


Wow. Could very well be triggered in the studio just for aesthetics' sake, but also might be naturally mic'd with particular drum strikers/heads geared for an extra sharp sound, or possibly EQ'd a bit for extra bite. It's fun not knowing exactly how musicians get their sounds, though. Thanks for the feedback.
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TheMizwaOfMuzzyTah
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:14 pm 
 

I tend to not believe people who constantly have new stories about outrageous things that have happened to them.

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:18 pm 
 

Hmm... maybe Bastardhead is using a little bit of hyperbole, but I guess the core of most of his stories are true.
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RedMisanthrope
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:35 pm 
 

I remember reading an interview with Proscriptor where he stated that he triggered the bass drums to be louder. He said something along the lines of "I can either go faster and hit softer, or slower and louder. I wanted to do both in this case."
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colin040
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:37 pm 
 

His recent story made me laugh loud though.

The ''my 500 most important metal albums of all time'' makes me laugh, too. First of all it's totally spam material and second he's not even up for a discussion or asks what we think of it...more like ''OK HERE'S MY LIST, DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WANT''. Guess it will be locked soon.

Urgh, I hate having a stuffy nose. :(

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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:42 pm 
 

colin040 wrote:
His recent story made me laugh loud though.

The ''my 500 most important metal albums of all time'' makes me laugh, too. First of all it's totally spam material and second he's not even up for a discussion or asks what we think of it...more like ''OK HERE'S MY LIST, DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WANT''. Guess it will be locked soon.

Urgh, I hate having a stuffy nose. :(


Try some steam-inhaling, works every time for me.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:44 pm 
 

Tucker Max sucks.
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:50 pm 
 

I realize with the frequency they do probably sound fake, but I assure you haven't made any of these up or even embellished details. Honestly, this stuff seems to happen in spurts, and I'll likely go six months without anything funny happening to me soon enough. I guess the material comes at such a pace because I'm an awkward guy with a penchant for putting myself in stupid situations.

Also re: Tucker Max, I thought he was amazing at first but I quickly grew tired of his schtick. He seems to be compared to Maddox a lot, and I would take Maddox every time for one particular reason. Maddox seems to be a bit more self aware, he makes jokes about his shitty job and small dick and throws in the obviously satirical lines like HAHA I WIN EAT MY SHIT LOSERS and stuff like that. Tucker Max on the other hand, believes he actually is the hottest shit this side of Pompeii and everybody should bow to him because he's the alpha male and such. So basically, Maddox seems like a bitter asshole who plays it up for comedy while Tucker seems like a pretty boy jock asshole who fucks my girlfriend and gives me swirlies. He's a great writer and his stories are hilarious, but the smug sense of superiority behind it all just irks me.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:59 pm 
 

I don't mind his sheer narcissism, he's become more self-aware over time anyways. I read his stuff to laugh out loud, and it generally accomplishes it's purpose. Beyond that, it dosen't affect me. A lot of writers are pretty despicable.
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:52 pm 
 

Zelkiiro wrote:
MikeyC wrote:
Please do not stop telling us these stories. I love them.

You guys are idiots. I warned the guy for his post and you keep on encouraging him? If you really want to hear his gruesome stories of bodily fluids, ask him in PM, but I won't let you turn this forum into something more retarded than it already is.
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