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PeachPit
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Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:52 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:18 am 
 
Thashierthanthou wrote:
So, I heard that you guys like Demolition Hammer? Good, good. If you like Demolition Hammer, you may also like Ritual Sacrifice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNXHDDvxZYw
You can thank me later.


How about I thank you right now? That shit was great!
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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

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Location: Mushroom Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:21 am 
 
Hey, they don't call me the library of thash metal for nothing. Yes, I am aware that that was a horrible joke, deal with it.
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Metal_Detector
Reticular Modular Unit

Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:15 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:23 am 
 
Thashierthanthou wrote:
Hey, they don't call me the library of thash metal for nothing. Yes, I am aware that that was a horrible joke, deal with it.


What is thash metal, anyway, Void? ;)
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KC_Slaanesh
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Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:51 pm
Posts: 1139
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:25 am 
 
Nice history lesson, I'm curious why UltraBoris left too. He was so funny and had awesome taste in music, wish I coulda chatted with him back in the day. I guess not all you guys thought he was a barrel of monkeys, huh?
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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:04 pm
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Location: Mushroom Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:26 am 
 
Metal_Detector wrote:
Thashierthanthou wrote:
Hey, they don't call me the library of thash metal for nothing. Yes, I am aware that that was a horrible joke, deal with it.


What is thash metal, anyway, Void? ;)

Thrash metal played by people with speech impediments.
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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:38 am 
 
The best kind there is.
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Thashierthanthou
Not Semi-Witty Enough for his Own Title

Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:04 pm
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Location: Mushroom Kingdom
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:43 am 
 
Not to be confused with Brack metal, black metal played by asians. Yes, I am aware that that joke was also horrible, deal with it.
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americanholocaust
Metalhead

Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:38 pm
Posts: 1983
Location: FUCK YEA!!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:48 am 
 
When I was starting to come around in 2004-05ish, I remember the quality of posters being much different. Half us would get banned for the shit we do now if we were around back then. It seemed like though it was open registry, the memberlist was pretty strict back then.
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iAm
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Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
Posts: 5276
Location: Land of sin and debauchery, aka Reno Nevada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:02 am 
 
Thashierthanthou wrote:
Not to be confused with Brack metal, black metal played by asians. Yes, I am aware that that joke was also horrible, deal with it.

UNHORY BRAK METER
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iAm is a mysterious man. He lives in the desert, but never elaborates on it's hardships. Perhaps there are no hardships. Perhaps heat simply has no effect on him. He can survive days without water, subsisting only on metal.

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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
Posts: 5870
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:08 am 
 
iAm wrote:
UNHORY BRAK METER


???
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Hehe, foreskins.
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Pfuntner
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Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:33 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:14 am 
 
Crick wrote:
iAm wrote:
UNHORY BRAK METER


???


Well played.
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Necroticism174
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Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:15 am 
 
No black metal, only grains in her face.
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iAm
Wastelander

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:18 am
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Location: Land of sin and debauchery, aka Reno Nevada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:16 am 
 
Crick wrote:
iAm wrote:
UNHORY BRAK METER


???

:lol:
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Necroticism174 wrote:
iAm is a mysterious man. He lives in the desert, but never elaborates on it's hardships. Perhaps there are no hardships. Perhaps heat simply has no effect on him. He can survive days without water, subsisting only on metal.

I hate music
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PhilosophicalFrog
The Hypercube

Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 7:08 pm
Posts: 4685
Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:21 am 
 
WE BUILT A TOWER OF STONE, WITH OUR FLESH AND BONE

edit: I'M COMING HOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEE, I'M COMING HOMMMMMMMEE
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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am
Posts: 4157
Location: Sträyliä
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:55 am 
 
OzzyApu wrote:
Metantoine wrote:
What was the names of the flowers? I'm curious!

MikeyC - Honeysuckle
vondskapens_makt - Saffron
Avestriel - Petunia
Pathological_Frolic - Rosemary
Emperor_Of_Ice - Marjorum
OzzyApu - Periwinkle

...and I think the Nappy-dugout himself was Mother Basil.


:lol:

Did your previous custom title have something to do with this Ozzy?

Apparently there is a bit of a hot crime wave in stealing LEGO from stores, truck shipments etc... interesting. A toy shop in a town waaaay north in my state has had $15 000 worth of LEGO stolen.
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slayerhatesusall
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:45 pm
Posts: 1773
Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:08 am 
 
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Ablert_Fred1.html
Nigerian scammer got trolled hard, fucking hilarious. :lol:
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metalnut92 wrote:
Essentially they'd have been arresting them for the heinous crime of 'being metal in public', which admittedly would look fucking cool on your criminal record.
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I_Am_Vengeance
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:11 pm
Posts: 1454
Location: Australia
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:52 am 
 
PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
WE BUILT A TOWER OF STONE, WITH OUR FLESH AND BONE

edit: I'M COMING HOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEE, I'M COMING HOMMMMMMMEE


IM COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEE!!!

One of the greatest songs of all time.
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triggerhappy
Veteran

Joined: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:56 am
Posts: 2945
Location: Singapore
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:10 am 
 
Currently re-listening to all my old SOAD albums. And I still love 'em all.
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Veracs wrote:
Thats a shitload of Gargoyle mp3's you have on that thing I'm sure.
That's all Crick's iPod accepts. GB = Gargobytes.
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IntoNevermore
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:31 pm
Posts: 787
Location: Venezuela
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:11 am 
 
I'm so happy I brought this topic to the table, really interesting stuff! :p
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americanholocaust
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Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:38 pm
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Location: FUCK YEA!!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:25 am 
 
Fucking Black Sabbath. You suck butthole. Damn one of you for getting cancer, damn another one for preserving your integrity, and damn the other two of being money hungry thieving dicks. Now I don't get a a reunion tour and an album.
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I'm so stoked someone finally called me a Nazi for my modding. That's an achievement on the Xbox version.

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matras
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:01 am
Posts: 803
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:37 am 
 
americanholocaust wrote:
Fucking Black Sabbath. You suck butthole. Damn one of you for getting cancer, damn another one for preserving your integrity, and damn the other two of being money hungry thieving dicks. Now I don't get a a reunion tour and an album.


And poor all the suckers who bought tickets, thinking that it actually would happen.
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IntoNevermore
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:31 pm
Posts: 787
Location: Venezuela
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:41 am 
 
americanholocaust wrote:
Fucking Black Sabbath. You suck butthole. Damn one of you for getting cancer, damn another one for preserving your integrity, and damn the other two of being money hungry thieving dicks. Now I don't get a a reunion tour and an album.


That sucks man :(
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Under_Starmere
Abhorrent Fish-Man

Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:00 pm
Posts: 2947
Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:44 am 
 
Crick wrote:
iAm wrote:
UNHORY BRAK METER


???


Pahahaha!

If only it were possible to somehow sig this without being wantonly obnoxious and then banned. Ah, dreams.
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PAANKSTER
Metal newbie

Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:29 pm
Posts: 204
Location: Denmark
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:47 am 
 
failsafeman wrote:
Hahaha you dumbasses, of course the threads were similar, it was the same guy posting both of them.

Man, all these noobs don't know shit.

I hate every one of you.
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:21 am
Posts: 2442
Location: Bedford, PA
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:48 am 
 
Necroticism174 wrote:
No black metal, only grains in her face.


What the fuck was that ever supposed to mean? :scratch:
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failsafeman
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Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:45 am
Posts: 8766
Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:14 am 
 
americanholocaust wrote:
When I was starting to come around in 2004-05ish, I remember the quality of posters being much different. Half us would get banned for the shit we do now if we were around back then. It seemed like though it was open registry, the memberlist was pretty strict back then.

Oh, don't worry, people still get banned all the time. The staff just got tired of writing funny ban messages and keeping up a list of people who got banned. Now the guilty just vanish in the night.
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Ilwhyan
Metal freak

Joined: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:41 pm
Posts: 5035
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:25 am 
 
iAm wrote:
Thashierthanthou wrote:
Not to be confused with Brack metal, black metal played by asians. Yes, I am aware that that joke was also horrible, deal with it.

UNHORY BRAK METER

Such artists as Buu-sum, Meihemu and Gorugorosu. Burakku metaru!
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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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Location: Duncansville, Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:23 pm 
 
Ilwhyan wrote:
iAm wrote:
UNHORY BRAK METER

Such artists as Buu-sum, Meihemu and Gorugorosu. Burakku metaru!

IFU YU AH A FARUSU DU NATTO ENTORIIII
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henkkjelle
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:25 pm 
 
For some reason, I can't turn the volume of my ipod all the way down anymore. So now I'm stuck with a just above comfortable volume setting. Good job Apple. :annoyed:
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colin040
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:38 pm 
 
henkkjelle wrote:
For some reason, I can't turn the volume of my ipod all the way down anymore. So now I'm stuck with a just above comfortable volume setting. Good job Apple. :annoyed:


Did you by any chance drop in the toilet? :lol:

In all seriousness, this happend to me once. The mp3 player was fucked and suddenly the volume would go to its maxium. Yeah, it sucked.
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mindshadow
Echoes in an empty cranium

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:55 pm 
 
Alison Hume 44, Jordan Lyon 10, Simon Burgess 41



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The_Apex_of_Collapse
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:13 pm 
 
Singing the praises of mp3 players and their constant fuck ups is it? I have a deep hatred for the bloody bastards, things are built to break! But at the same time I can not live without them either :lol: ....... :grumble:
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Napero
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Location: Finland
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:13 pm 
 
mindshadow, while I have a vague idea of what you're blabbering about again, please either post something that makes sense to the Average Joe, or provide links.
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Abominatrix
Harbinger of Metal

Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:15 pm
Posts: 8984
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:17 pm 
 
A new Master's hammer song:

http://youtu.be/vJ9OyKyGeR0

There arent' really any riffs to speak of, but I still enjoyed this and want to hear it in the context of the Watering Can record.
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CorpseFister
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Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:07 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:31 pm 
 
henkkjelle wrote:
For some reason, I can't turn the volume of my ipod all the way down anymore. So now I'm stuck with a just above comfortable volume setting. Good job Apple. :annoyed:


If you can access all the menus, there should be a maximum volume settting that you could adjust downwards.
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Necroticism174
Kite String Popper

Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:46 pm
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Location: Québec
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:48 pm 
 
Wilytank wrote:
Necroticism174 wrote:
No black metal, only grains in her face.


What the fuck was that ever supposed to mean? :scratch:


I have no idea. It's one of the mysteries of the Archives.
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lord_ghengis about Vomitory splitting up wrote:
They were a band who understood music needed more explosions.

http://www.last.fm/user/TheEndTimeRiff
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Metantoine
Prince of the Black Sun

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
Posts: 6358
Location: Québec
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:17 pm 
 
PAANKSTER wrote:
failsafeman wrote:
Hahaha you dumbasses, of course the threads were similar, it was the same guy posting both of them.

Man, all these noobs don't know shit.

I hate every one of you.


Uhhhhh, I love you too!
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oneyoudontknow
Cum insantientibus furere necesse est.

Joined: Sun May 21, 2006 6:25 pm
Posts: 5051
Location: Germany
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:22 pm 
 
http://sothzine.atspace.com/

had been a music magazine from Morocco in the year 2006. 10 issues are available for download, while number 11 appears half-finished on the homepage. The focus is rather broad.
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colin040
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:39 pm 
 
Necroticism174 wrote:
No black metal, only grains in her face.



If I remember correctly it was the title of a rejected review. :D

As much as I love Mike Howe-era Metal Church, I still find Hanging in the Balance to be a bit of a mediocre album. Some songs sound totally great but as a full album it's not so much killer as the previous two.
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OzzyApu
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:41 pm 
 
colin040 wrote:
Necroticism174 wrote:
No black metal, only grains in her face.

If I remember correctly it was the title of a rejected review. :D

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14619&p=932187&hilit=grains#p932187
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