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Disinterested Handjob
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Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:18 am
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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:43 am 
 

Presenting Wynyard's greatest <insert always difficult to pin down genre here> band; Disinterested Handjob. Sloppily-played, one-take recorded, painfully-titled ├╝ber serious metal as performed by myself and assorted others who may not actually have any ability or ability to get better. Wonder at the blistering solos! Gape in awe at the brutally fast blast beats!! Wet yourself at the impassioned and violent vocals!!!! Shiver and the chunkiest of chunky bottom end!!!! Spend money buying the digital releases*; debut Nothing That Anyone Has Ever Heard Of Is Any Good and concept album Some Cunt With A Hat Always Stands In Front Of Me At Shows!!!!


http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com


You know you want to.



*or just download them for free...
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MalignantThrone
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:35 am 
 

I...I actually like this. Are you guys making physical releases soon?
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:55 am 
 

It's entirely possible something physical will be out next year. We've got sort of an arrangement depending on funds and so forth. And thanks.
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SharpAndSlender
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:53 pm 
 

http://trialbyordeal666.blogspot.com/20 ... grind.html
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:20 pm 
 

I hope that didn't take up too much pre-coital time for you...

That's awesome. Although we are utterly unprepared for any form of positive comment.
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SharpAndSlender
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:39 am 
 

Disinterested Handjob wrote:
I hope that didn't take up too much pre-coital time for you...


She's coming over tomorrow morning instead. She's my regular ho, so don't worry, you haven't interrupted anything. Definitely surprisingly good shit you have there, though. I understand it was probably written in a brief period of drunken time, but all the elements are there to make something truly sick. I eagerly anticipate the devastating split CD with Super Fun Happy Slide that absolutely must happen.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:59 am 
 

Funnily enough Captain Cleanoff was part of the line up at the show that inspired the second release.
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SharpAndSlender
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:25 am 
 

Disinterested Handjob wrote:
Funnily enough Captain Cleanoff was part of the line up at the show that inspired the second release.


I feel like when talking about any Aussie grind band I can just namecheck Captain Cleanoff and it'll be accurate no matter what.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:50 am 
 

In other awesome news we have a new release out...

http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.co ... interested

Come for the song titles. Stay for the "music".
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wreckingcrew1978
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:25 pm 
 

Was this band name taken from the Louis C.K. stand-up bit?

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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:40 am 
 

No, inside joke with a friend.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:40 pm 
 

I know you've been clamouring for more and we hate to disappoint. New EP out. Over two minutes of music!!!

http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com/album/sex-tape
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:26 pm 
 

good stuff!!

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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:03 am 
 

You should all go to http://shitcore.dk/smfsp/releases.html and buy 8-way for destroy the music #1...
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:03 pm 
 

In an act of shocking prolificness I present... Disinterested Handjob's NEW album - You Know What I Hate? You.

Featuring samples we stole from places we've since forgotten, half arsed production, inept playing and a picture of phlegm on the back.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:42 pm 
 

In increasingly irrelevant news A NEW ALBUM.

That's A Bit Rapey.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 8:56 am 
 

It's been weeks since we released something so...

http://interestfreerecords.bandcamp.com ... -is-fucked

Featuring some of the bitchingest solos you'll ever hear.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:23 am 
 

I can confirm the rumours that Disinterested Handjob will be putting out a Doctor Who themed release just in time for the 50th Anniversary in November. You heard it here first.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:23 am 
 

And a new single. In the sig. Go.
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:56 pm 
 

Doctor Who tribute out next week. There may be references to an obscure British sci fi tv show on it.
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infinitenexus
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:51 pm 
 

hahahahah... really enjoy this stuff, man
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:10 pm 
 

Thanks ever so much.

Buy it.
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CrawlingChaosProductions
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Joined: Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:08 am
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:39 pm 
 

Disinterested in Mog.

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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:15 am 
 

You're always so angry!
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CrawlingChaosProductions
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:19 am 
 

Yet always so horny!

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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:56 am 
 

In what can only be described as the greatest day ever for both Doctor Who and the noisegrind shite I do may I present...

Image


Get it here... http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com/album/the-doctor-who-50th-anniversary-ep
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Disinterested Handjob
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2014 9:39 pm 
 

And because everyone has been asking for more...

Image

http://disinterestedhandjob.bandcamp.com/album/friday-night-is-porn-night

Better than Morbid Angel's last album. Probably.
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