I'm NightRage. Been a metalhead for a few years, finally stopped listening to nu-metal after listening to "Colony" by In Flames, "With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness" by At the Gates, and various Pantera and Judas Priest albums. Am hoping to "expand my horizons" and listen to other types of metal, but I'm currently in favor of death/thrash metal bands as well as other melodic/brutal bands.

I'm mirons; also known by my real name Intars. I come from Latvia, which is a small country near the Baltic sea, between Estonia and Lithuania. I'm 23 (turning 24 in October), listen to various kinds of metal, but mostly death metal. I also sometimes write reviews for the latvian website http://truemetal.lv

Hello.

Skyclad.

:lol::lol:

'Ello muppets! My name's Stormhelm and I hail from Norway, the grim and frostbitten land, far up north, where polar bears roam the streets. I'm a freshman at the University of Bergen (Belsen), where I study chemistry (Chemical Warfare ).

Bergen is not far from Blashyrkh (Os), where Abbath and Demonaz hails from.
When not sacrificing goats and foreign people to the mighty Thor, I play bass (learning it, really). When it comes to preference of drink, I enjoy hard liquor (home-made) and good beer. I also enjoy fooling around with chemicals, making the occasional explosion, raging fire or poison gas cloud.

I've not been around for a while, due to lack of permanent internet, so I might seem new to some. When it comes to metal, my favorite genres are traditional, thrash, viking and folk.

Øl og fitta, god mat og god drikka!

I'm Vault_13. And I'm from Ukraine... it's located in the center of Europe but nobody cares that. It's famous for Chernobyl, Salo & Nokturnal Mortum. I like listening Black Metal, Traditional Doom, Death, Thrash and some good old Heavy Metal. I'm 15 (turning to 16 in November).

I'll listen to what I damn well want. Although I will take your suggestions

hello im new, and this thing is new, so ive alredy kinda got myself known a bit on heer... but i still have no idea how things work-do all the top guys know each other somehow? and if they do then why are they not out hanging out... JUST a question not trying to piss you off... if you ever want to talk to me for some reason then im- powertobar@hotmail.com


i like dimmu borgir for their sweet ass song - burn in hell i recommend it to you all... and i likje coal chamber to mainly for loco and dark days... i also like the tragically hip and if you want to talk bout them i posted a message thing on general chat for them... oh yah, and if you ever tell me of ANY kind of metal i will like it, i guarentee...

Just in case you aren't a troll... you DO realize it's a cover song, right?

wuts a troll, my god wut is this troll thing, im new and i dont kno the lingo...

It would help if you typed like a human being.

no i do not think im a troll, and i type the way i type get used to it...

^post # 144888!!! SUPER NAZI POWAR!!!

How the hell did you notice that?

I guess Jews are really paranoid and notice every Nazi Conspiracy.

what has the number 144888 has to do with Nazis.??

Hope im not being too ignorant about a common history fact....

It's that pesky Jew Magic again. In this case, it involved clicking on the "view last post" button and happening to glance at the URL.

Manu - 14/88 has some sort of retarded Nazi numerologist symbolism, cause 88=Heil Hitler and 14=The Fourteen Principles of Being A Stupid Aryan Fuck Who Watches Seinfeld And Hates Jews. So 144888 is like the beefed-out version. Or something.

I know how to find it, what amazed us is that you actually noticed it.. heh.

I suppose none of you non-Australians would get John Safran vs. God. It's a pretty funny show, and on last week's episode John (who is a non-practising Jew) had an interview with the Grand Dragon of the KKK and tried to convince the Dragon to let him join... he's also managed to get some UK Islamic cleric to put fatwas on rival comedy show hosts.

ahoy, I am the dragon.

I'm 22 and from a small ass town in southern Illinois.
I like heavy fuckin' metal, booze, and the metal-archives. And often doing them all at the same time. I work as a cashier and I like boobies. Lots of em. Oh and butts too.

I'm also the motherfucker that ate the last scone. And it was delicious.
And don't try and test my skills on keyboards and songwriting cause I just might have to smoke your ass. Honey barbeque glazed style. With charcoal for added smokey flavor and tasty goodness.

Oh yes, and I like to stay on this board at obscene hours of the night. Fuck, its past 3 am right now. I need some sleep for all the partying and general booby scoping I'm gonna do tommorow

good night to all at the metal archives message board and to all a good night

Dammit, now I want barbecue...

Who doesn't?

A friend of mine that called me a "sheep-murdering meat fucker" (exact words) and went on a rant about KFC abusing chickens and stuff...

...Then his girlfriend told him to shut the fuck up.

Anyway, I'm eating barbecue now. It's actually that microwavable small chicken leg shit, but still tastes good.

Wow, I assumed it to be a female friend haha.

I have a friend the same. He's a fag hippy. Well, he's not a fag. In fact, I quite respect him, because he goes away like, every weekend and gets laid at various Volkswagen parties around the country.

Those parties are cool, but hippy chicks might be easy but sometimes they have taken to much acid on those parties to be in sex mode.

Yeah/. The only problem is that you can't get acid these days. Why? Because it's a white man's drug, and these days, everybody wants to be a nigger.

Nothing works better than good ol' red wine.


p.s.. that cannbery vodka tonic thing as well.

you are 19 yo? lol I thought u were only 15/16

Heheh, why did you think that though? Is it because of my looks? Yeah, I can't grow a beard I know. Heheh. Btw, I'm still 18, I'll be 19 Oct. 26th.

Hey, I'm Nazxul, also known as Nazxul. My favourite bands are whatever the hell I'm listening to. I've been here for a while, but I rarely post on the boards. Mostly I idle in the IRC channel, so drop by and say hello.

I turn 19 on the 24th of this very month. I guess I'm older.

I turn 19 on November the 26th.

I must be older than you too then. I don't know if this is a good thing.

I turn 19 on July 22 of this year.

Wait.

You already have then?

i'm new here

You WIN TEH PRIZE!1!

I don't know why, but I laughed at that.