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creepingdoom
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:47 pm 
 

My head is pulsating like a prostitute's vagina on heroine fucking a horse. What bands do you recommend me to substitute in for painkillers?

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Wet Pussy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:50 pm 
 

Darkspace. They're pretty good for that sort of headache. Just close your eyes, relax... and listen.
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Weerwolf
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:23 pm 
 

Wet Pussy wrote:
Darkspace. They're pretty good for that sort of headache. Just close your eyes, relax... and listen.

His head will explode.

I suggest the s/t Dolorian.

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Perplexed_Sjel
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:55 pm 
 

Yeah, Darkspace isn't the best recommendation. Too fuzzy.

I suggest some slow, folk inspired doom - bands like Uaral would be great. Soft and acoustic driven. 'Lamentos a Poema Muerto' would be a worthwhile listen. Something soothing like Ulver's 'Perdition City' might be worth looking into as well.

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Rottenrectum
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:08 pm 
 

Have you tried silence? Probably works a lot better...
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Goatfangs
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:39 pm 
 

First, crank some Sunn O))) at maximum volume.

Second, shoot yourself in the balls.

You'll forget about the headache really fast, don't know what you should do after that. I never tried it myself, not sure if it works.

Painkiller by Judas Priest is another album that comes to mind though...

On a serious note, for some really good doom for this, try Thergothon. If bass bothers you, tone it down, treble is non-existant. Actually, anything moderately deep and heavy with non-existent treble is easier on an aching head than some Toxik or Judas Priest... at least to me. If the opposite is true for you, go for some Toxik or Judas Priest. If you're sort of in the middle, try Aarni (another doom band. I find doom to be much more relaxing in general, too much activity and your head will explode)
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Zhuinden
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:01 pm 
 

Most definitely not Ulver - Nattens Madrigal.

I vote for dark ambient, Jääportit's Voimasuo.

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DrummingEdge133
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:17 pm 
 

Warning: Do not listen to Darkspace with a headache, it will cause an aneurysm.

Ildjarn - Hardangervidda, relaxing ambient music.

Forgotten Land - Samhain - Autumn, mixture of ambient and metal, some parts are relaxing.

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MaDTransilvanian
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:37 pm 
 

Rottenrectum wrote:
Have you tried silence? Probably works a lot better...


I also second silence whenever having a headache. Any form of music worsens it.

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Pale_Pilgrim
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:17 am 
 

The entire Woodsmoke or Trail of the Unwary album by the excellent Finnish dark ambient/neofolkers, Nest. I damn near always put on Trail of the Unwary when my head hurts, when I just really need to chill out... it's also almost always on when I go to bed. It's some of the most relaxing stuff in the world, in my opinion.
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MeltedFace
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:25 am 
 

Sounds like you need a.........Brain Drill




Seriously though, Agalloch would be a wise choice, mainly The White EP. Otherwise any acoustic album by any band usually helps me. Even if you don't like Opeth, Damnation wouldn't be a bad choice.
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DiggingUpTheCorpses
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:46 am 
 

Crank Type O Negative's album Bloody Kisses.

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