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alcholocaust
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:09 am 
 

So Fenriz and Nocturnal Culto stop getting drunk all of a sudden and confirm a European tour and you just happen to be best friends with them both from all the years you live in the National Norwegian forest (the one and only forest from Immortal's Call Of The Wintermoon!) You and Darkthrone take the plane to commence the tour and it is a fucking blast. Darkthrone have already fucked off to some European forest and you are blind drunk walking there but on the way a big fucking Hummer stops by you and it just happens to be the one and only Rob Halford (Sony records bought it for him!) He opens the window and offers you a ticket to some fucking awesome show but as he says it he has got the biggest sly 'I want to butcher your ass' look in his eyes but because your so fucked your not sure if he wants a night of long, hard gay sodomization. Do you go with Mr. Halford?

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CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:52 am 
 

alcholocaust wrote:
So Fenriz and Nocturnal Culto stop getting drunk all of a sudden and confirm a European tour and you just happen to be best friends with them both from all the years you live in the National Norwegian forest (the one and only forest from Immortal's Call Of The Wintermoon!) You and Darkthrone take the plane to commence the tour and it is a fucking blast. Darkthrone have already fucked off to some European forest and you are blind drunk walking there but on the way a big fucking Hummer stops by you and it just happens to be the one and only Rob Halford (Sony records bought it for him!) He opens the window and offers you a ticket to some fucking awesome show but as he says it he has got the biggest sly 'I want to butcher your ass' look in his eyes but because your so fucked your not sure if he wants a night of long, hard gay sodomization. Do you go with Mr. Halford?


Never! :lol: Are you drunk to post these things?!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:01 am 
 

alcholocaust wrote:
He opens the window and offers you a ticket to some fucking awesome show but as he says it he has got the biggest sly 'I want to butcher your ass' look in his eyes but because your so fucked your not sure if he wants a night of long, hard gay sodomization. Do you go with Mr. Halford?


Would you go with him? Because I'm sure no sane man would ever go with him.
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Lagartija
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:12 am 
 

What is the point of this? Just to take the piss out of Halford? I'm sure he could fuck more women than all the users of MA put together if he wanted.

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CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:33 am 
 

Lagartija wrote:
What is the point of this? Just to take the piss out of Halford? I'm sure he could fuck more women than all the users of MA put together if he wanted.


I don't think so, we are younger and stronger!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:38 am 
 

CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8 wrote:
Lagartija wrote:
What is the point of this? Just to take the piss out of Halford? I'm sure he could fuck more women than all the users of MA put together if he wanted.


I don't think so, we are younger and stronger!


Yeah, he'd only be able to fuck transexuals or paid whores.
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The_Beast_in_Black
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:43 am 
 

Hell yeah I'd go! I'm not gay, but it's fucking Halford, man! I can make an exception!
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Xpert74
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:49 am 
 

Yeah I'd go, since I don't think Halford is the kind of guy to try and commit such a sensual act against my person.
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CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:49 am 
 

MegaHassan wrote:
CHRISTI_NS_ANITY8 wrote:
Lagartija wrote:
What is the point of this? Just to take the piss out of Halford? I'm sure he could fuck more women than all the users of MA put together if he wanted.


I don't think so, we are younger and stronger!


Yeah, he'd only be able to fuck transexuals or paid whores.


No thanks! :lol:
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alcholocaust
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:06 am 
 

Lagartija wrote:
What is the point of this? Just to take the piss out of Halford?

Nah man, Halford is God. I just thought it would be funny.

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Lagartija
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:40 am 
 

Ok. In that case, yeah, I'd go. If he tried anything on, I could always call on the ultra-macho Norse gods to save me.
Or, as someone else said, it's Halford: I could make an exception. It would be a hell of a fucking story :D

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red_blood_inside
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:33 am 
 

Lagartija wrote:
It would be a hell of a fucking story :D


Exactly, and you should ask to your creamed face and bleeding ass about the end. No sr, I'm not going hahaha
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RevBau
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:54 am 
 

..:wtf:..

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potassium_cianide
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:44 am 
 

Lagartija wrote:
What is the point of this? Just to take the piss out of Halford? I'm sure he could fuck more women than all the users of MA put together if he wanted.

But the problem is that he doesn´t. So...
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