-heard a guy at my local bar that he might cheat on his new lady-friend, because it's "not on facebook yet, so i'm still in the clear." That's one of those moments you do the slow turnaround, open your mouth to say something, and then turn back around.

Yesterday was the birthday of school pal and I met the chick of my sigh (I've talked about here before, the she-wolf I use to be inlove with)... Maaan she was using a mini-skirt too damn insane... Dude you could saw her entire soul every time she sit...