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hakarl
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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 11:28 am 
 

Deathcore :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2016 2:30 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... ill67/8829 - loose grammar, "I wrote this in 5 minutes" vibe. It get a rough idea of what the album sounds like... but that's about it.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 7:16 pm 
 

There is hardly anything here in the way of musical critique. Basically "It sounds like other black metal bands". http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... mark/26142
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2016 7:03 pm 
 

Track by track http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/I ... v13/101091

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Purabid
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 6:46 pm 
 

all he says is that this album makes him sleep http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/A ... rglaxe/618

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Red_Death
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 7:03 pm 
 

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all he says is that this album makes him sleep http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/A ... rglaxe/618
Word for word, I could swear they were describing From the Stairwell by The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble...except for the important bits actually describing the music. Those are nonexistent here.
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2016 10:16 pm 
 

Some of the reviews by peepsbucket may be starting to show their age. At the very least, the reviews for Sword's Song, The Reckoning, and Lays from Afar were all done as a track by track.

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Purabid
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2016 9:32 am 
 

Red_Death wrote:
Purabid wrote:
all he says is that this album makes him sleep http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/A ... rglaxe/618
Word for word, I could swear they were describing From the Stairwell by The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble...except for the important bits actually describing the music. Those are nonexistent here.

It actually made me think of Mazzy Star. But it might as well have been anything from Dale Cooper & the Dictaphones to Beach House

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:57 pm 
 

Not sure if you guys would consider this "fodder", but it sucks big time.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/B ... eba/238242
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 3:18 pm 
 

^Nothing wrong with that review. At first glance, I agree it comes off a self-contradictory (does he like orchestral bits or not?) but it's pretty easy to figure out his meaning: in this one case, he feels Blind Guardian was overdoing the traditional speed metal at the expense of the hifalutin' sympho stuff he prefers.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:34 pm 
 

Nah, that was definitely unacceptable. Didn't capitalize track/album titles, talked about other albums more than the one he is supposed to be reviewing, etc...
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:56 pm 
 

This was one of my first and weaker reviews. I will re-write and re-submit it soon. Thanks for your input.
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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 5:35 pm 
 

He spends most of the review talking about the lyrics with just a few words about what the album actually sounds like.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/E ... ling/62324
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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 8:09 am 
 

Ick. Either this dodgy formatting can be manually fixed or the review can be axed, take your pick:

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Tiamat/A_Deeper_Kind_of_Slumber/2234/HealthySonicDiet/1657
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2016 9:56 pm 
 

Putting this up cause I think it barely describes the music (read: teetering on the fence).
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... nmaiden/30

There are many other reviews for the album. This one I'm not even sure if he's even giving adequate musical description for more than a total of a full sentence or two. "Solid headbanging affairs", "kick ass" and "fist pumping" I don't think are enough.

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swords in the air folks - 75%
ironasinmaiden, December 24th, 2002
As much as I rag on Manowar, I can't help but love em.... nobody sounds like them... nobody has the balls to sound like them.... and they never fail to make lightweight, fun, music you can scream at the top of your lungs and play air guitar. After procuring Hail to England on cassette and digging the hell out of it despite myself, Warriors of the World is the next step in my exposure of Manowar.

As mentioned in other reviews, WotW is pretty much a ho hum affair... but it seems to have been the band's intention... why else would they toss in the american trilogy/nessum dorma shit? When Manowar want to kick ass they can do it better than anybody, and Call to Arms kicks... plenty... of ass. I couldn't help but laugh out loud during Fight to Be Free.... they aren't called the godfathers of cheese for nothin. I suppose a less self concious individual could find that inspiring... but come on man.

Warriors of the World is where the album really take a turn for the better. A total fist pumping anthem that will NOT relinquish it's hold on your memrory (WE'RE WARRIORS! WARRIORS OF THE WORLD!), this is the highlight of the album for me. The rest of the songs are more or less solid headbanging affairs with lame lyrics about killing and swords and stuff.

If you like Manowar you'll like this album. If Manowar is synomous with gay to you, you'll hate it.
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2016 12:26 pm 
 

Ellipses... They're everywhere... So many ellipses... Are you... out of breath?
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2016 4:00 pm 
 

Short, poor, with mistakes...

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/U ... adan/14877

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raspberrysoda
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:04 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... u_y_a/3276 This has really bad formatting.

EDIT: http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/G ... ill67/8829 this too
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Ellipses... They're everywhere... So many ellipses... Are you... out of breath?


This reminds me of most emails I get from my parents and in fact a great deal of people over the age of 50 on social media in general (not ragging on my parents, they're smart folk, but I don't really get how that writing style seemed to latch onto that age range.)
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 7:12 pm 
 

Maybe it reminds them of tapping out Morse code on the telegraph.
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:11 pm 
 

I might be pushing it, but this review blows.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... Terror/433

1. one giant paragraph. It's an eyesore.
2. it's a track-by-track which skips a little bit.
3. plenty of grammar errors / typos.

(ex: "An America Triology just don't cut if for me, Opera and Country don't give me strenght, Burtal Manowar songs do." <---- typo-shit like that)

4. review is gushing manowarrior jizzm
5. Biggest of all, it does a poor job at describing the music. It overuses words like "great" or "brutal" but has a severe lack of writing pointing to how things actually sound.

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Six longs years I have been wating to hear some new Manowar material, and finally that opportunity has arrived. What do I think of when I think of Manowar? I think of music which is louder than hell, I think of exploding speakers, I think of screams, and most of all, I think of Manowar's signature brutallty. Not only is this what I think of Manowar when I think of the band, this is what I, and other Manowar fans have come to expect, Pure, Brutal, KickAss Manowar, this is what we want, we want Manowar no to just play music, we want the to kill "Other bands play music, Manowar Kills!". When I first put in Warriors of The World I was hit with some harsh and brutal Manowar, Call to Arms is a great opening track for Warriors of the World. A brutal Bassline, Drum beat, and riff, all given some attitude with Eric Adams Large and Loud vocals. This is one of those Manowar songs where you feel like going out and kicking some NU Metal and Rap ass after listening to it. After this song is an appropriatly placed ballad, which brings the listen down from the frist song. This is an excellent ballad which fills the listener with confidence that he or she can take over the world. Now, track three, Nessum Dorma, in my opinion has nio place on this album, its an opera track which showcases Eric's range of singing, and although it is a well done song, it is not what I want from Manowar, I want Manowar's Brutality, this is something which is certanly not delievered on this track, or for the nest 3, which range from a country song, to other soft ballads. I will skip to the highlisghts of this album, Warriors of the World, and Hand of Doom, these are quite possibly the two greatest Manowar songs of all time. Warriors of the World is the modern Hail and Kill. This song is pure atitude, this song is what Manowar is about, kicking ass. As well as for Hand of Doom, pure Manowar, pure blow your speakers music. From this point the album ends with two more great songs, more brutal Manowar. Now I would enjoy this album more, I listen to Manowar for inspiration, to get my insides filled with the power of metal, but when I put this cd in, such tracks as Nessum Dorma and An America Triology just don't cut if for me, Opera and Country don't give me strenght, Burtal Manowar songs do. For what this album is its great, for what it could of been its okay. I recomend it for the seasoned Manowar fan, not one who wished to get into the band and is unfamiliar with there works. On that not HAIL AND KILL!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 1:54 am 
 

Ouch. That review does almost everything wrong.

"Opera and Country don't give me strenght, Burtal Manowar songs do."
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http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/E ... mngul/9243 - this
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"We do need, however, to discuss these riffs. They are RIFFS. They are KILLER" (There is no further discussion of the riffing).

This is freaking funny don't delete this review.
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http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/F ... ist/205024

What about this? The review barely describes the music
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:03 pm 
 

It's amazing that ironasinmaiden reviews still exist, I think that nickname might have the highest total of mentions in the history of this thread.
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http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/F ... Xim/192528
It barely described the music

EDIT: http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/T ... ife/188131
This one too
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:36 am 
 

I dunno, there's so much about this guy that sucks. His name's MetalThunder: http://www.metal-archives.com/users/MetalThunder

Here's a Cult of Luna review that blows. It never describes the core of the music like the instruments or, you know, the music itself.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... hunder/748

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Excellent album - 90%
MetalThunder, September 8th, 2003

Cult Of Luna are back with their sophomore effort, THE BEYOND. Following on from their self-titled debut album and a split 7" with Switchblade, THE BEYOND manages to easily surpass Cult Of Luna's previous releases. Everything on THE BEYOND has a more overwhelming sound, while having a broader variation of musical styles.

After listening to the album once, I was somewhat surprised that I had just listened to over an hour of music. It seemed about 30 mins at the most but the album is actually over 74 minutes long. The mass of sound pounded out by this album just sucks the listener in. The closest match to Cult Of Luna's sound would be Meshuggah, but Cult Of Luna have a lot more variation in their sound.

Upon further listening, I was able to take in the vast amount of sounds on this album. Every time I listened I could hear different sounds, ones I hadn't heard in previous listens. There are vast layers of different sounds on each song, and that's what makes this album as good as it is. However, it's just short of perfect as some of the songs seem to lose their structure half way through. Despite this, THE BEYOND is still well worth parting with your hard-earned cash for.

(Originally written by me for http://metal-rules.com&#41;


^^^^^^ That is so shitty that I can't comprehend the level of shittiness. It's beyond me :o

I think the first 3 reviews on Entombed's Morning Star page should be purged. http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/E ... ng_Star/4/

If I had to choose one though it'd be MetalThunder's half-assed track by track review. One of them he only uses 8 words in the sentence besides the song title. Just garbage.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/E ... hunder/748

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Return to original Entombed - 82%
MetalThunder, January 25th, 2003

The first track of Morning Star, Chief Rebel Angel, is metal at it's finest. The song is dark and atmospheric in places, but retains a subtle heaviness through-out. The vocals are excellent, as ever.

The next song, I For An Eye, is once again excellent. The vocals are outstanding, and the dirty, distorted guitar works makes a great finished product. This theme continues into the third track, Bringer of the Light. This song has certain thrash elements, but the dirty sound of the guitar provides for a deathy/dark feel. However, the middle of the song has an uninspired solo drumming part.

More dirty guitars at the start of the next song, Ensemble of the Restless. This is definitely a thrash song, with fast guitars and drumming.

The fifth track, Out Of Heaven, is slower and heavier, but the vocals are not as strong - they sound twisted, but in parts are ear-wrenching.

Track number six, Young Man Nihilist is a death metal song. The song starts off with a fast guitar song (ala Mercyful Fate), but soon cuts to more heavy, dirty guitars. The vocals are back to the excellent standard of the earlier songs.

Year One Now is a short, blasting track of pure aggression. Track eight, Fractures, is classic Entombed. Heavy guitars, aggressive, shouted vocals, and great drum work.

The nineth song, When It Hits Home, is the worst song on the album in my opinion. Most of the track is pretty boring, luckily it's only 2:24 long!

The tenth song on the album, City of Ghosts, is dark and heavy, but still has the aggressive vocals and the fast drumming. The eleventh song, About To Die is a short, blasting track, with fast guitars and nice drumming.

The last track, Mental Twin, is one of my least favorite tracks on the album. The drums are played through some sort of synth, like The Berzerker, but to a lesser extent. The song is very slow paced in general, and the vocals are drone-like.

The vocals throughout the album are very angry, but they are not growled in any way. Personally, I loved this album, apart from the songs mentioned in the above review. However, some people may not like the vocals or the dirty guitar sound, which prevails the whole way through the album.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:15 pm 
 

OzzyApu wrote:
Here's a Cult of Luna review that blows. It never describes the core of the music like the instruments or, you know, the music itself.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... hunder/748

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Excellent album - 90%
MetalThunder, September 8th, 2003

Cult Of Luna are back with their sophomore effort, THE BEYOND. Following on from their self-titled debut album and a split 7" with Switchblade, THE BEYOND manages to easily surpass Cult Of Luna's previous releases. Everything on THE BEYOND has a more overwhelming sound, while having a broader variation of musical styles.

After listening to the album once, I was somewhat surprised that I had just listened to over an hour of music. It seemed about 30 mins at the most but the album is actually over 74 minutes long. The mass of sound pounded out by this album just sucks the listener in. The closest match to Cult Of Luna's sound would be Meshuggah, but Cult Of Luna have a lot more variation in their sound.

Upon further listening, I was able to take in the vast amount of sounds on this album. Every time I listened I could hear different sounds, ones I hadn't heard in previous listens. There are vast layers of different sounds on each song, and that's what makes this album as good as it is. However, it's just short of perfect as some of the songs seem to lose their structure half way through. Despite this, THE BEYOND is still well worth parting with your hard-earned cash for.

(Originally written by me for http://metal-rules.com&#41;


^^^^^^ That is so shitty that I can't comprehend the level of shittiness. It's beyond me :o

That review is an arse candle, but at least it tries to describe and critique the music.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:35 pm 
 

This one appears to be plagiarized from a site called Rites of the Black Moon: http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D ... omy/210275

http://www.morbidcurse.com/darkthrone.html
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Iron Wizard wrote:
This one appears to be plagiarized from a site called Rites of the Black Moon: http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D ... omy/210275

http://www.morbidcurse.com/darkthrone.html


Those two reviews have nothing in common. :???: You linked a review by gasmask_colostomy?

Rites of the Black Moon is published by MA user Noctir, which is quite apparent as the copyright at the bottom of the page lists that name, the "about" page on the site has a link to his MA profile, and his MA profile mentions ROTBM.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:18 pm 
 

Don't know where I should post this http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/T ... elers/Mind​-​Blowing_Trip​%21​%21​%21/577241/

but that review is posted at the wrong place

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:24 pm 
 

Seems like a glitch. the review should be against the split, not the Ep. Doesn't appear in Witchstone's page either

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:13 pm 
 

They share the same parent entry - see the "other versions" tab. A bit wonky when it comes to reviews, so this one inherited the complete review from the split. I guess the split and EP should be separate releases?

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http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... ma/256096/

Looks way too brief.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:59 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/T ... adent/1245

Two-paragraph 2005 review riddled with SPaG issues. Stuff like:
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:50 am 
 

2 years ago I mentioned how robertgarven's review for one of his own albums was not up to standards since it didn't describe the music of the album. Not to mention he copy-pastes entire paragraphs in the other reviews. Well, I found another. I'm basically going to color what I feel is the stuff that actually describes the music on this particular album.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... rven/90397

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As co-founder and drummer of Cirith Ungol for 22 years I feel I can say without a doubt that this was our best effort. A previous reviewer mentioned that "Frost & Fire" sounded thrown together. The real truth is that we had been in the band for 9 years already and "Frost & Fire" was our attempt to get airplay and find success with what we considered some of our more accessable music. When the local LA station KLOS played it once and considered it too heavy, we decided to go for broke with our second album. I disagree and think Tim singing is not only excellent and that "Frost & Fire" has some of his best vocals. "'Im Alive" was one of our all time best songs, which we started almost every set with. The LA Times said that Pearl Jams "Alive" was a blatant rip off of our song, which is debatable. Considering we produced, self recorded and paid for the entire project and that we were one of if not the first independent band to put out their own album during the wave of indie productions during that time, I think F&F and KOTD is a mandatory listen.

That said "King of the Dead" is my favorite and the last album which we had total control over. I am proud that we are mentioned in the same breath as bands that were epic and hope you all appreciate what we were trying to acomplish at a time when only big label bands had any chance of distribution or airplay.

If you play it loud it will kick your ass, if dont get it thats OK because we did not write it for you. If you do then all the suffering and hardship we went through for 22+ was worth it......... We were not trying to be like any other band, we were trying to be ourselves. Considering we are more well known now than when we were playing and will only see real success after we are dead, if even then you should all give us a break.

How many of you would work 22 years, 5 nights a week for free, this after putting in an 8 hour day job during just to pursue an ever elusive dream that is somehow always out of reach .............

Sincerely,

Rob Garven
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:35 am 
 

Wow, yeah, that's not a good one.
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Durandal1717
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:18 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/B ... mple/57030

This isn't really a comment on the quality (such as it is) of the review itself, but rather the fact that it's written for a completely different release than the one it's posted on; does nobody else notice the inconsistency right there in the title and body of the review itself:

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Black Sabbath - Paranoid CD Single - 25%

I do not understand this release at all. It just doesn't make any sense to release songs that have already been heard by everyone that is interested in heavy metal in general. I can't believe that 34 years later they are still trying to make money off of the same few songs. I would have been pleased to hear this single if there was something different like an old demo's from way back in the 70's but this single just doesn't cut it. No one can deny that "Paranoid" and "Iron Man" are classic songs but this single is nothing that any you would want to buy by itself. Another thing is that this single comes with the "black Box" release which has the whole "Paranoid" cd on it so I just can't see the point of this release.


How is this still acceptable to be filed under an entry which it clearly even states, is not for? I did file a report on this but it was inexplicably closed without resolution; perhaps because the 2-track single still hasn't been added yet and there's nowhere to put it? In any circumstance, the Black Box is pretty well obviously -not- what this review is for, so why hasn't this been rectified for over a decade?

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