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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:46 pm 
 

poof (to last 4)
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Byrain
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:46 am 
 

This review is rather sparse in musical description, pretty much besides knowing that the first song is a spoken intro and that the author found it boring this review says nothing. It is however the only negative review for that album.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/L ... onik/64425

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So here I am, 35000 feet above the ocean, listening to one of the worst albums I have ever heard. I never thought I'd have to hear myself say that one! The album of interest in this case is none other than 'A Crimson Cosmos', written by Lake of Tears.

I had heard a few good things about this album, so I decided to check it out. I figured I would download the album to see if I liked it enough to buy it. I was dissapointed by the lack of imagination and thought put into this album. Its overall feel was a childish, repetative anthem of substandard garbage.

The album is kicked off with a very strange spoken intro, for a song called Boogie Bubble. Now with a name like that, you can't expect much lyrically, but I was not about to judge a book by its cover and gave it an unbiased listen. It continues with very bland riffing, mixing with a pretty annoying singing voice. The juvenile chorus of this song is repeated far too many times in this song, with very little variation throughout the rest of the song.

I was still willing to give the rest of the album a try, so I would be able to have an in-depth view of the album for my review. I had hoped the album would redeem itself with (at least) a few catchy tunes. But it all went downhill from there, repetative riffs, beats, and lyrics made for an extremely boring listen. The songs are limited to the most basic of drum beats, the most naive of lyrics, and extremely BORING riffing.

You may be thinking to yourself, "There must be SOMETHING worth listening to on 'A Crimson Cosmos', but you know what? There isn't. Minus the poor lyrical content, and the fact that the musicians show very limited amounts of skill in writing and performing music, the production certainly does not help. It is definately not the wosrt I have heard, but there is also room for improvement.

Bottom line, this album is worthless, so, please believe me when I say that I look forward to deleting this piece of garbage from my computer, and I surely will not be buying it. I hope my review has saved your ears from this insulting excuse for music. Next time I fly, I assure you I will not be listening to this, because it made my flight, a flight gone wrong.


Edit: The first review, while more descriptive than the above review is still rather short and sparse. A mere 2 short paragraphs and a clear drop in quality compared to the two most recent reviews.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/L ... nist/23594

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Crimson Cosmos grabs a hold of you for start to finish. It is one crazy, psychedelic metal trip. If I were to describe this band to someone who has never heard of them I would say they are reminiscent of a metal hybrid of Pink Floyd. You can see the comparison on the title track itself. But to call them a direct copy of Floyd would be doing them a disservice, because they are so much more.

The album's high point has got to be "Devil's Diner". It is a very upbeat, melodic tune that is nothing short of catchy. Most of the songs are easily accessible which is why it is enjoyable. Though the variety is what will keep you coming back for more. One need only stare at the cover of the album to know what kind of experience it will be. This is a very unique and interesting offering from a musically diverse band.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:09 am 
 

Nuked the second one for just being too damn short.

First one isn't great by any means, but I'm not so sure that is nuke worthy.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:00 am 
 

It's well-written enough, but reviews like gulivar's of Catacombs' "In the Depths..." are so awkward and laughable with their hyper-enthusiasm and hyperbole that I'd almost rather read an unintentionally hilarious verbal atrocity. "The combined effects of these songs on the mind...is deeply mystical." C'mon, guy, get off it. This isn't Beethoven's 9th. That album isn't even that good. Overhyped and bloated to hell.

The guy only wrote two reviews though. Just came across it and felt compelled to post it here.

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ThePoop
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:09 pm 
 

This review for Ghost Bath

There's a brief background paragraph that is really just a few non sequiturs before the actual review which is only four sentences. No substance, not much to back up the score and little to no discussion of the actual album.
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/G ... kyl/113957
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:59 pm 
 

ThePoop wrote:
This review for Ghost Bath

There's a brief background paragraph that is really just a few non sequiturs before the actual review which is only four sentences. No substance, not much to back up the score and little to no discussion of the actual album.
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/G ... kyl/113957


That review gave me a pretty good impression of what that album sounds like.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 4:52 pm 
 

this scythe review has really nothing to say about the music itself, just how awesome the reviewer finds this album. poor or rather no formatting etc.:

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... ndele/3076

and I really wanted to find out about the music. :(
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:40 am 
 

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Midnightwards666
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:47 am 
 

The grammar in this review is terrible. I don't think it has a place on the site, especially as the album has got 10 other better reviews.
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/O ... filer/1587
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:25 am 
 

I don't know about this review - it seems to be one of the early track-by-track reviews, but it's one of only three. He seems to focus more on the band's history than anything else.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... ceyz/89522
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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:04 pm 
 

Can this one be junked?: http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... _dick/6392

Features such insightful analyses as comparing Nattramn's vocals to "Count Grishnakh being fucked up the ass by his jailmate, Big Bad Bubba, the 180 kilo black dude you know didn't star as an orc in Lord Of The Rings"; and says that the "guitar work in this album is of a more flowing black metal kind, not crappy and 'raw/gay' like most bands".

Did get a great laugh out of the irony of this sentence though - "The guy was definatly dropped on his head when he was a baby!"
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:24 am 
 

poof
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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:38 pm 
 

Track-by-track, and littered with spelling errors:
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... ranny/3282
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thrashmaniac87
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:22 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/P ... 1983/11833

After reading this track-by-track I still have no idea what this album sounds like.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 6:50 pm 
 

Here are a couple crapsters picking at Helloween's Chameleon. I don't like that album much either, but these two reviews come from the trying-to-be-funny bashing school.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/H ... ilius/5671

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So let's go. I'm not against boy scouts' camping songs are the best music ever done in every dimensional plane of this universe, it's just I don't expect them in a Helloween album

I can't make heads or tails of that. Also, generally ugly-ass formatting.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/H ... Death/2523

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There should be no confusion – this album was an accident of birth – hey metal does indeed expand my vocabulary! They should teach Bruce Dikinson course in an English literature class. Don’t buy this. Or download. If you have a friend that has a case of the gay, give this to him – it will scare him straight. What a fucking waste.

(My emphasis.) o_O What you talkin' bout Willis?
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:41 pm 
 

Nuked the last three.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:35 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/O ... riot/12622

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PorcupineOfDoom
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:25 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/P ... ller/18556

Noticed this one when I reviewed the same album. It's incredibly short (a single paragraph) and attempts to go into a track-by-track midway through. Don't think we need it on the site.

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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:41 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/W ... kfury/3247

I'm torn about this one. It's pretty bare-bones and useless, but I kind of want to keep it just for inventing the word "blasphomey". Imma call up my blasphomeys and dig some Weakling, yo!
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:37 pm 
 

Nuked the last three.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:08 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/B ... ht/407859/

If the general view is that this Bergrizen/Murdraal fellow is in fact Eija Risen's alter ego, he is reviewing his own music there with a 100 % score. That can't be right, now can it? Here's the recent complaint topic with him trying to get things his way: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=110307

Oddly fascinating, this type of cases.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:22 pm 
 

Yes, he is indeed reviewing his own material. Those will be deleted as soon as we get a response from one of the many individuals in the DSBM scene that we reached out to in order to get some clarification on the band as a whole.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:52 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... gel/18213/

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:34 am 
 

This one too...

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/K ... Sun/31879/

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:43 pm 
 

Those are both the only reviews for these albums, and despite being really short, aren't overtly terrible or offensive.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:52 pm 
 

Those last 2 reviews say absolutely nothing. The Kristallnacht one is especially shitty. Maybe if someone does a quality review of those they should be nuked.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:00 pm 
 

poof to both.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:48 am 
 

This guys reviews should be looked at. He has the strangest translations and gives high scores although, as far as I can tell, he doesn't think the albums are very good.
I fail to understand what he's talking about most of the time.

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http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Ozzy_Osbourne/Live_at_Budokan/6593/Genzel/69018

85%
"Its not pointless and its actually pretty doomy and misorganized as is the madmans life."
"This album neglets many many classic Oz tunes, but thats not the point. The point is to get a joint and enjoy the fruits of a bloomy tree."
"Trujillo and Bordin, the unfamous butcherers of Ozzys two first solo albums, are playing as best as they can to fit the legendary Daisley and Castillo spots."

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96%
"he softened his style"
yet
"The songs are classical Ozz tunes"
"With pressing the listeners with long hairy solos and new authentic lyrics, No More Tears is a really blessed effort."
"the band offers an "ass on the wall" playing with Zakk pulling awesome guitar solos, licks, squeals and other miserable crap that he got through with it at that time."

"Ass on the wall playing"? Is that good or bad? I have no idea.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:20 pm 
 

I suspect I'm gonna regret doing this, but here we go :
Note : Before I do August, September, and go through the entire site (Which I will), if the mods think this is un-needed or don't want it on the forums, PM me and i'll stop.

NB: Where there is only one review of the release, I've not listed it unless it's utter shite, in which case I will probably offer a review of it if a mod is on the fence. Hopefully helping!

Black Metal reviews to be "reviewed" - July 2002.

Infernum

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/I ... kkal/61910

Mutiilation

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... oichi/9372
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... ness/22097
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... esin/49667
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... legion/798
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/M ... Tepes/7015

Judas Iscariot

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/J ... lain/12925
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/J ... d.../2997/
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/J ... china/7367

Dark Funeral

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D ... stard/2763
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D ... nter/49770
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D ... orth/16907

Vermeth

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/V ... legion/798

Zarathustra

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Z ... mpt/76210/

Cross Sodomy

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/R ... /Snxke/267
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... ning/2573/

Vlad Tepes

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/V ... ch/491694/ (7 reviews here, at least 5 of them are awful)
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/V ... inge/98429
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/V ... tal/55862/ (all 3 of these)

Clandestine Blaze

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... ion/12071/
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... Cum/10907/
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/C ... orth/16907

Satanic Warmaster

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... olac/11013
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... rsk/130849
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... arch/17737
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... eBee/12221
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... eath/43610

Veles

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/V ... etal/2632/
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/V ... ain/42134/

Heretic

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/H ... wolf/13777

Burzum

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/B ... o_II/2812/

Tangorodrim

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/T ... wolf/13777

Abyssic Hate

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/A ... path/57616

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There's nothing inherently wrong with what you're doing (though it will probably take us a long time to address it all), but I'm just gonna tell you that you will burn out before long, especially when you get to the era when reviewers exploded.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:08 am 
 

I don't doubt that (thank you for looking out for me though, it's appreciated).

Let's see how things go though :)

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:26 am 
 

The Judas Iscariot ones are mostly really short but most offer some musical description that might be enough for people into the style, so I'm on the fence on those, but the Burzum and the Mutiilation's Black Millenium ones are terrible.
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Kveldulfr wrote:
The Judas Iscariot ones are mostly really short but most offer some musical description that might be enough for people into the style, so I'm on the fence on those, but the Burzum and the Mutiilation's Black Millenium ones are terrible.

Please refrain from posting this sort of stuff as you're not a staffer, this is like "Why X band was approved..." thread, let the mods handle this, please.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:38 am 
 

Reviews Discussion has always had much more user input than S&C. If you want to change that, make an official announcement rather than deciding it in secret and assume everyone knows by telepathy.

Lately there seem to be frequent changes to the forum rules that nobody is ever told about. Instead it is then lamented that users don't keep the new rules that they have never even heard of.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:09 am 
 

Well generally yeah the entire point of this subforum is discussion, but it should probably be common sense that this particular thread doesn't need input from regular users since they don't accept or reject reviews in the first place so it'd be silly if they did ex post facto. I mean, this isn't as strict as the S&C and it never should be since that's for factual data and this is the one area for opinions and creativity, but I'd wager a guess that it was the authoritative tone he took that prompted Tony to say something. It's really not a big deal anyway.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:54 pm 
 

I suppose you're right, it just struck a weird chord with me since it was never an issue in the 11 years I've used this subforum. Unlike the metalness (I hate that word) of a band, pretty much anyone can tell if something is well-written or not. Then again, more regular and respected reviewers used to use this subforum, nowadays not so much. Wouldn't surprise me if that's why user input in here is seen differently today as, say, in 2008.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:25 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/S ... ert/101472

He says that all but two songs are filler but never explains what makes them filler and he hardly goes into any detail on why he likes the two songs that he does.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:42 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/D ... phim/20323

What do you think about this one? It's a huge and obvious track-by-track review.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:56 pm 
 

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Luisangel91
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2015 5:16 pm 
 

What do you think of this review? There are some grammar mistakes and it lacks more detailed information about the music.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/T ... axel/23405

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