Assuming that wasn't trolling, just think - someone put real time and effort into making that and thinking it was going to be incredibly insightful. I don't have any jokes or anything - just think about that.

when you hear the name, just the name "clitgore" you know it's gonna be violent, dirty,gross and well... not for everyone that's for sure. One of the only reasons I bought this album wasn't cause of the lady on the front. it's cause I wanted to hear something new. and Gore house never really fails to impress. And they sure didn't but it's not like I haven't heard this brutal death metal before.

I believe Heavy Metal is like a Hamburger. there's all kinds of different things, condiments like ketchup mustered, ham, ect. The Death metal is the cheese. Sure it's good but Brutal Death metal (or slam) is like a big pile of cheese, it's almost not a hamburger anymore it's just a pile of cheese. And for me I love me a Pile of cheese any day! But i think it's just to much for some people.

So yes if you didn't get what i was trying to say in my last paragraph the album may sound the same all the way through or Repetitive if you will. But for any person who is into the Brutal Death Metal scene I think you will like this album. This album has everything a Brutal death metal album should have Brutal lyrics, The Drums In this album are what i believe the best out of the trio. and the guitarist as-well is creative it may sound the same to some over and over and over again but really it's different every song. Hell you may say that about all the songs and all whole trio "they sound the same every song" but trust me there not.

So in the end I fell as if you like Brutal death metal (or slam) you will overall like this album but you aren't really into the whole Brutal death metal thing you may not like this album that much. but hey, it doesn't hurt to give it a shot.

Oh cool, ham is a condiment. The more you know.

I think he was referring to the pun that is the "hamburger". But, if he knew the origins of the hamburger, he wouldn't have made such a ridiculous analogy.

Janne is really great keyboardist and he is too young for his work.Before the second chorus Janne showed all skills and he opened his ulti.

And most of us cringe when we see early Metallica reviews in the queue. Said cringing is almost always warranted

Holy shit. It'd been like four months since the last time I logged in MA's forums. I had completely forgotten about this. I laughed so hard at some of those lines. "Fingernails are no more" and "the cucumber escalation" were the best for me.

Holy shit. It'd been like four months since the last time I logged in MA's forums. I had completely forgotten about this. I laughed so hard at some of those lines. "Fingernails are no more" and "the cucumber escalation" were the best for me.