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Diamhea
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:54 pm 
 
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:12 am 
 
My only attempt at a review was rejected and I never re-submitted another, but these make me feel so much better :lol:
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tomcat_ha
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:51 pm 
 
is it me or do people post more shitty 1 sentence reviews like this is facebook or youtube? IIRC in the past the shitty reviews were on average longer.
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EyesOfGlass
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:55 pm 
 
That review in Spanish has a horrible typo. People can't even write properly in their mother tongue.
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Funeral Frog
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:07 pm 
 
What's the typo?
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Argentinian Asado Supremacy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:48 pm 
 
"Exelente" is actually written "excelente", with a "c" after the "x". Just like in English.
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:23 pm 
 
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nuclearskull wrote:
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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:41 pm 
 
When they force it, it's no fun. :( I was hoping for something akin to "brutal death metal is the most complex art, essentially the pinnacle of metal music and, indeed, human culture" (ty Noktorn), but no.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:33 am 
 
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EyesOfGlass
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:01 am 
 
Are you gonna twitter him?
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Rykov
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:08 pm 
 
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fym the quality of a review is not determined by how many times you can fit the words 'fuck' and 'shit' into each sentence?
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:13 am 
 
Lord_Brendan wrote:
My only attempt at a review was rejected and I never re-submitted another, but these make me feel so much better :lol:


I think they just get posted more, and there are fewer hilariously bad long reviews. People have gotten lazy.
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Lord_Brendan
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:41 am 
 
It is hard to put thoughts into words sometimes. Mine needed to be fleshed out a bit (it was borderline acceptable but rejected which is probably a good thing). The ones in here just reek of laziness/trolling
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Diamhea
Eats and Spits Corpses

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:49 pm 
 
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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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DCCLXXVII
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:02 pm 
 
^If it wasn't so short, that would have been okay. At least it was grammatically correct. Well, besides "drmmung".
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:51 pm 
 
DCCLXXVII wrote:
^If it wasn't so short, that would have been okay. At least it was grammatically correct. Well, besides "drmmung".


No review bitching about "butthurt trves" and titled "screw elitism" is okay at all - in fact those are the worst kinds of reviews. I dunno what you find "okay" at all about that...
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DCCLXXVII
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:02 pm 
 
^I was talking about the parts when he was talking about the music. I generally skip over reading parts of reviews that criticize people who love/hate the album.
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Red_Death
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:10 am 
 
If I had a band, I'd want us to sound like a fucking bomb of disgusting fucking shit. It just doesn't get better than this.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:11 am 
 
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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:01 am 
 
DCCLXXVII wrote:
^I was talking about the parts when he was talking about the music. I generally skip over reading parts of reviews that criticize people who love/hate the album.

...except that "sick drumming, kickass vocals, slick riffs, good mix of instruments and pounding grooves" is vague as all fuck.
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DCCLXXVII
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:19 am 
 
Yes, and if he had lengthened it, like I specifically said, it would have had more detail. There's no way you could be that vague for 3+ paragraphs.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:32 am 
 
So if it was a totally different review from what he posted, it would be okay - got it.
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hakarl
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:36 am 
 
DCCLXXVII wrote:
There's no way you could be that vague for 3+ paragraphs.

LOL unfortunately, you're most incorrect on that account.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:06 pm 
 
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heavy metal, punk, thrash and ultrametal all wrapped up in one. All hail ultrametal, the apex of the heavy metal genre.
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EyesOfGlass
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:01 pm 
 
The google translator is strong with this one.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:17 pm 
 
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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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EyesOfGlass
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:58 pm 
 
He was at least trying to be considerate writing the review both in Portuguese and English...
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Diamhea
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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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OzzyApu
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:10 pm 
 
The capitalization of "is" right off the bat and the catastrophe of the rest of the sentence actually made me start listening to that album right now. I didn't know she did harsh vocals. She also sounds better than I remember her being in After Forever.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:29 am 
 
Yeah she does death grunts on that Showtime, Storytime video too.

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:59 am 
 
Only one sentence and he managed to be wrong.
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Tengan
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:40 pm 
 
On the contrary I really have my doubts about that statement. Adequate musical description though.
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Diamhea
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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:11 pm 
 
Shredded banana vocals? Sounds tasty.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:47 pm 
 
My B side gets pretty dirty sometimes.
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I'll try some sludge voskillz while eating corn flakes with shredded bananas. Cheers to that guy.
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Diamhea
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:51 pm 
 
"Always thanking." :lol:
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DCCLXXVII
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 8:54 pm 
 
I see you finally began crossing out the IPs. XD
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