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ratedgdr
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:31 pm 
 

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I don't know what this person is trying to say but I choose to disagree with all of it.

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:07 am 
 

Assuming that wasn't trolling, just think - someone put real time and effort into making that and thinking it was going to be incredibly insightful. I don't have any jokes or anything - just think about that.
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ratedgdr
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:21 pm 
 

Empyreal wrote:
Assuming that wasn't trolling, just think - someone put real time and effort into making that and thinking it was going to be incredibly insightful. I don't have any jokes or anything - just think about that.


Referring to what I said or to the review I said that about?

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:37 pm 
 

The review itself.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:20 pm 
 

If he didn't name drop Dis Pater and it didn't say 2015 I, Voidhanger Records at the top, I wouldn't even know what this album even was.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:10 pm 
 

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:14 pm 
 

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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:08 pm 
 

"in that time my favourite was Chelsea Green"

She was my favourite too. I miss her so much :(
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:50 pm 
 

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Napalm_Satan
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:54 pm 
 

I've written worse, to be honest. However, bitching about review rejection isn't a good call.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:13 pm 
 

Yeah. I don't know exactly why it was rejected, but it actually wasn't a terrible review. Either way, I would have sent it back for using online lingo like "omg" and asked him to remove that.

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Diamhea
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ratedgdr
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:10 pm 
 

I think he loves the band, Diamhea.

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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:13 pm 
 

Not Fragile love!

That is a weird band name.
"What are you listening to?"
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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:43 pm 
 

It almost reads like he keeps saying, "Oh, someone other than Fragile." I really like this band, but it's not Fragile. I'm listening to this great album, but it's not Fragile. I love this band, but it's not Fragile. Love for all bands, but not Fragile!
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 9:10 pm 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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ratedgdr
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 10:15 pm 
 

All I can assume is that he hates what he's reviewing, but after that my mind just goes, "Banana gerbil Hepburn sponge barium jabroni."

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:02 pm 
 

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nuclearskull wrote:
Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:41 pm 
 

^Most bizarre analogy ever! "A lot of meat, vegetables and rice at a fairly low price" > new Metallica. No contest. Dude doesn't know what he's talking about.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:24 am 
 

The whole second paragraph is pure gold.

For this album: http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Cl ... own/422283
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when you hear the name, just the name "clitgore" you know it's gonna be violent, dirty,gross and well... not for everyone that's for sure. One of the only reasons I bought this album wasn't cause of the lady on the front. it's cause I wanted to hear something new. and Gore house never really fails to impress. And they sure didn't but it's not like I haven't heard this brutal death metal before.

I believe Heavy Metal is like a Hamburger. there's all kinds of different things, condiments like ketchup mustered, ham, ect. The Death metal is the cheese. Sure it's good but Brutal Death metal (or slam) is like a big pile of cheese, it's almost not a hamburger anymore it's just a pile of cheese. And for me I love me a Pile of cheese any day! But i think it's just to much for some people.

So yes if you didn't get what i was trying to say in my last paragraph the album may sound the same all the way through or Repetitive if you will. But for any person who is into the Brutal Death Metal scene I think you will like this album. This album has everything a Brutal death metal album should have Brutal lyrics, The Drums In this album are what i believe the best out of the trio. and the guitarist as-well is creative it may sound the same to some over and over and over again but really it's different every song. Hell you may say that about all the songs and all whole trio "they sound the same every song" but trust me there not.

So in the end I fell as if you like Brutal death metal (or slam) you will overall like this album but you aren't really into the whole Brutal death metal thing you may not like this album that much. but hey, it doesn't hurt to give it a shot.
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wrathchild_88
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:14 pm 
 

Oh cool, ham is a condiment. The more you know.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:25 pm 
 

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MorbidEngel
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:50 pm 
 

I dunno if is Engrish is really that bad or he's just drunk
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Master_Of_Thrash
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:19 pm 
 

wrathchild_88 wrote:
Oh cool, ham is a condiment. The more you know.


I think he was referring to the pun that is the "hamburger". But, if he knew the origins of the hamburger, he wouldn't have made such a ridiculous analogy.
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wrathchild_88
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:56 am 
 

Master_Of_Thrash wrote:
wrathchild_88 wrote:
Oh cool, ham is a condiment. The more you know.


I think he was referring to the pun that is the "hamburger". But, if he knew the origins of the hamburger, he wouldn't have made such a ridiculous analogy.

If that's the case, I certainly wouldn't expect that from the same person who surrounded it with "mustered" and "ect."
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:48 pm 
 

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EyesOfGlass
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:54 am 
 

Holy shit. It'd been like four months since the last time I logged in MA's forums. I had completely forgotten about this. I laughed so hard at some of those lines. "Fingernails are no more" and "the cucumber escalation" were the best for me.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:06 pm 
 

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Janne is really great keyboardist and he is too young for his work.Before the second chorus Janne showed all skills and he opened his ulti.


You must be this old to play keyboards. Also, Janne is a character in a MOBA if he has an ultimate.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:23 pm 
 

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And most of us cringe when we see early Metallica reviews in the queue. Said cringing is almost always warranted:

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Lich Coldheart
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:22 pm 
 

Diamhea wrote:
And most of us cringe when we see early Metallica reviews in the queue. Said cringing is almost always warranted


I am pretty sure that guy thought his review would be certainly accepted. I got that feeling several times, too, and each rejection served as a wake up punch... :| Painful but necessary...
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MutantClannfear
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:10 pm 
 

lol, the guy points out Metallica's "misspelling" of Cthulhu, then proceeds to misspell it himself.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:59 am 
 

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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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novakm
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:02 pm 
 

b"lackened death black metal.

Please listening this album!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 5:58 pm 
 

Mrs Inferus...who is this woman, and what does she have to do with Gorgoroth?? Is it the true identity of Hat?!

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:16 pm 
 

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ratedgdr
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:18 pm 
 

That's not better at all. It's actually more confusing and annoying.

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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:37 pm 
 

EyesOfGlass wrote:
Holy shit. It'd been like four months since the last time I logged in MA's forums. I had completely forgotten about this. I laughed so hard at some of those lines. "Fingernails are no more" and "the cucumber escalation" were the best for me.


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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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severzhavnost
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:32 pm 
 

"a new north to the band"

Music so intense it shifts the Earth's magnetic field? Gotta check that out!
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:04 pm 
 

EyesOfGlass wrote:
Holy shit. It'd been like four months since the last time I logged in MA's forums. I had completely forgotten about this. I laughed so hard at some of those lines. "Fingernails are no more" and "the cucumber escalation" were the best for me.


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Leave a steaming, stinking Rotting Repulsive Rotting Corpse = LIVE YOUNG - DIE FREE and move on to the NEXT form of yourself....or just be a fat Wal-Mart Mcdonalds pc of shit what do I give a fuck what you do.

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Rosenthorn
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 2:33 am 
 

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"The piano also collaborates with the weather"
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