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Polynometal
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Thu May 08, 2014 7:12 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:09 pm 
 
This year's April Fools was one hell of a success so far, but with greatness comes mindless shitposts as well. Here you can post the best of the worst: your favorite shitty April Fools' reviews. My favorite goes to Smoking_Gnu for
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Ahab/The_Call_of_the_Wretched_Sea/114541/Smoking_Gnu/146375
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DecemberSoul
Mirties Metafora

Joined: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:46 am
Posts: 1399
Location: Switzerland
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:42 pm 
 
I'm surprised no one attempted to sneak in a review of Blast Beast's "Evercrushing death splatter"...Happy April Fools everyone!
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Dunstan
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:41 pm
Posts: 11
Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:00 pm 
 
I don't think anyone is going too put to much effort into a crappy review today because they will likely be gone tomorrow.
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Oblarg
Veteran

Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:59 pm
Posts: 2974
Location: United States
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:54 pm 
 
Dunstan wrote:
I don't think anyone is going too put to much effort into a crappy review today because they will likely be gone tomorrow.


I put a lot of effort into mine.

Though, I reckon not many people will get the joke.
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iamntbatman wrote:
manowar are literally five times the band that fates warning are: each member is as good as fates warning alone, then joey's bass solos are like an entire extra fates warning
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Dunstan
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:41 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:16 pm 
 
That one should stay up! Funny that I was just listening to that today.
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Zodijackyl
63 Axe Handles High

Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:39 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 1:25 am 
 
That's so good that I wish it could be accepted.
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