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Author:  Metantoine [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:15 pm ]
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Horrible review! Cumdumpster!
Author:  Zelkiiro [ Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:19 am ]
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A thoroughly insightful and analytical interpretation, I would say.
Author:  mad_submarine [ Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:25 am ]
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Zodijackyl wrote:
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:tinfoil:


I bet the guy is a huge fan of Papa Roach and thinks Avril Lavigne is punk rock.
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:35 am ]
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Author:  DreamOfDarkness [ Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:46 am ]
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The review itself isn't even that bad, but the band/music... I didn't know such ridiculously crappy nazi music existed (including the terrible puns).
Author:  Metantoine [ Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:40 am ]
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Bagpipes, guys.
Author:  xexyzl [ Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:03 am ]
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Well, I'm not going to accuse him of dishonesty. There are most certainly bagpipes on that album.
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:26 pm ]
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Author:  XcKyle93 [ Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:38 pm ]
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Zodijackyl wrote:
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Dude, Ride the Lighting by Metalicker is a superb album.
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:46 pm ]
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"The Indonesian death metal scene has always been regarded as the best scene, after the Japanese and Russian death metal scene (at least, according to my observation in an Indonesian metal website)"

Spoken like a true 13 year old Indonesian.
Author:  BastardHead [ Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:33 pm ]
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Author:  MutantClannfear [ Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:50 pm ]
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This just in: if you do something that isn't common in a genre, no matter how well it's executed, it's a weak point of the album.

And, lol, "we can have a great Atmosphere." :lol: It reads like someone mixed motivational quotes with a black metal review.
Author:  Brutality_Junkie [ Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:57 pm ]
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Zodijackyl wrote:
"The Indonesian death metal scene has always been regarded as the best scene."


:nono:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
Author:  Metal_Detector [ Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:20 pm ]
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MutantClannfear wrote:
It reads like someone mixed motivational quotes with a black metal review.


YES WE CAN have a great atmosphere. YES WE CAN preform heartwarming blastbeats. YES WE CAN summon Satan in his infinite wisdom... :P
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:18 am ]
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Spoiler: show
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Author:  Maniac Matis [ Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:22 am ]
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:lol:
Author:  Filosofuck [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:12 am ]
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Zodijackyl wrote:
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That's much better than this drivel.
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/P ... Zodijackyl
Author:  MutantClannfear [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:39 am ]
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Filosofuck wrote:
That's much better than this drivel.
http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/P ... Zodijackyl

I'd make a drinking game where I go through your post history and take a shot every time one of your posts contributes damn near zilch to the discussion at hand, but I'm afraid it'd knock me dead halfway through.
Author:  Metantoine [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:00 am ]
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He had something better to do...elsewhere.
Author:  Empyreal [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:43 am ]
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Don't worry, if you call him out, you're the one who has no life. Even though he's the one posting retarded shit.
Author:  GuntherTheUndying [ Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:39 pm ]
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Author:  Zodijackyl [ Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:45 pm ]
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Author:  MutantClannfear [ Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:50 pm ]
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"Segeror's Voice [...] has this sort of it's on melody in the song"

...You mean like... singing? :o
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:17 am ]
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Author:  Necroticism174 [ Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:20 pm ]
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Probably the best review ever written.
Author:  BastardHead [ Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:46 pm ]
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I genuinely think that review is awesome.
Author:  ~Guest 302292 [ Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:28 pm ]
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That almost brought a tear to my eye, honestly.
Author:  IntoNevermore [ Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:37 pm ]
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Ok, I would like to share a conversation with him, it seems like a nice guy.
Author:  xexyzl [ Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:38 pm ]
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That was amazing. I'm going to go check out that band right now.
Author:  ~Guest 171512 [ Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:57 pm ]
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That review really should have been accepted. Especially because, holy shit, this Validor band is actually some damn good shit.* You've got to admit the review did what it set out to do.

*Except for the questionable vocals.
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:50 pm ]
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DISGRACE THE MEXICAN METAL!
Author:  ~Guest 282118 [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:30 pm ]
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What in the name of hell is a "monkey beat"?
Author:  Empyreal [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:27 pm ]
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It means the drums on the album aren't drums. They're some guy beating a monkey with a stick.
Author:  ~Guest 282118 [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:33 pm ]
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So, they sound like "OOK OOK AAACK AAAAACK OOK OOK OOK" then? :-P
Author:  MutantClannfear [ Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:54 pm ]
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Maybe that's Mexican slang for the thrashy "tupa-tupa" beats?
Author:  Zodijackyl [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:26 pm ]
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This one's sitting in the review queue with this passage quoted in the rejection reason, I don't care to read through it again but I referenced it to give someone an idea of the type of crap that sits in the queue because I would rather not spend my time reading it. :P

"Just awesome. Or the poetic tale of the senselessness of war in For Whom the Bell Tolls, complete with such poetic lines as "Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey. On they fight for they are right, yes but who's to say?” I actually randomly texted the lyrics to that song to a friend of mine who doesn't listen to music at all, and he just replied with that's scary. Scary indeed Andrew. And the badass biblical lyrics of Creeping Death are just so inspiring and fun to sing along with: "I! RULE THE MIDNIGHT AIR! THE DESTROYAAAAA!" Try not to scream too loud while jamming in your car...."
Author:  Metantoine [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:13 am ]
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For Vektor's Outer Isolation:

"I really enjoy the thrash sound but i feel like the growling vocals are a little different compared to the thrash style. Although I do think it sounds different and I have the album on right now, I can honestly say that I am listening through it. Guitars are good but vocals can be a bit better. But still worth listening to."

Written by a dude named KingJosh lol.
Author:  Metantoine [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:50 pm ]
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Here's a special about Running Wild tonight! I liked how he linked the same shitty intro for all of them.

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Author:  Zodijackyl [ Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:30 pm ]
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edit: this one too
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Author:  Metantoine [ Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:47 pm ]
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For Pantera's Cowboys from Hell, the dude is also an American, quite sad :(

"wow !! I've got to say pantera is one of my favorite bands and when it comes to pantera you have to no cowboys from hell . this is defiantly my favorite album of pantera . because you can't go wrong with the heaviness of domination or the serenity of cemetery gates . sleep is defiantly simple but come on its an incredible song and is made up by shattered and psycho holiday and for real heresy just makes me want to scream. clash with reality is pretty sweet and for the rest of the album all i can say is great job."
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