haha I just got this "hate mail" from NOKTURNAL SUMMONER guy because I removed the remastered version of his MISANTHROPIA album (2004)

"HEY BUDDY, I VIED MY PAGE ON THE ENCYCLOPEDIA METALLUM WEBSITE AND I NOTICED MY "MISANTHROPIA (REMASTERED)" ALBUM HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE DISCOGRAPHY SECTION. YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO MODIFY MY PAGE. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU BETTER TELL ME THE FUCKIN TRUTH MAN, IM REALLY SERIOUS. IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE REMOVAL OF THE "MISANTHROPIA (REMASTERED)" ALBUM, YOU'RE GOING TO SERIOUSLY REGRET IT MAN, I HAVE A LAWYER WHO'S LOOKING INTO IT RIGHT NOW. GET BACK TO ME ASAP!!!

-SILENT WATCHER

2nd email:

DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKIN PAGE ON ENCYCLOPEDIA METALLUM... DON'T MODIFY IT, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT

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my answer:

hahahaha a lawyer LOL really stop acting like a kid please you're pathetic and you claim playing black metal TSSSS... change your style to GOTHIC MUSIC THEN

Yes I removed it for 1 particular reason AND READ THE FUCKING RULES OF THE SITE "no rereleases/remastered versions allowed"

so misanthropia 2007 is just a remastered version of your 2004 album dammnit!! so no need for a double entry... just mentionning it in the notes + combining the covers is enough

now take a ball and go play on the motorway and avoid sending me those kinds of emails

ohhhhhh now I pissed in my pants
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GUYS PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

DAMN NOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL, I DONT WANNA PICK SOAPS UP IN THE SHOWER....


:(:(:(:(:(:( please help me

scary, man

I am... AFRAID!!!!!!Mama, help me...

Teehee, petulant Black Metal wannabes.

CK, you're too true for jail.

Wait, isn't Varg in jail?

When he says "lawyer", he means his younger brother is taking Legal Studies in high school.

Well CK, with this e1337 team of high-profile QC's, it looks like your arse is going to be rotting for the next 40 years for deleting that entry. Don't share any razor blades.

Haha you're gonna be sued for obeying the rules!!:D:D I hope that gave you a lesson:D

the lesson I'm going to give you is rejecting Eruption and dock all your points

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Nokturnal Summoner: "Your honour, the defendent Encyclopaedia Metallum has failed to have my remastered album on their website. I demand a million dollars in compensation for the emotional scarring, and I want this man thrown in jail."

Judge: ":lol: Security, escort this cretin outside. Next!"

Nokturnal Mortum: "Your honour, we feel that Nokturnal Summoner ripped off our trademark name *... plus they are gay and wimpy, and we feel the association by similar name damages our reputation. Please destroy them."



* Yeah, I know, it's probably a real word in some language and/or they probably didn't invent it... but it amused me, dammit.

Haha try...I'll sue you!:D

arghhhhhhh now everytime I do something i'll get complaints and treats about being sued

It can get worse. What if someone feels to be offended by our nickname and tries to sue you because of it... Well, the trubble might get getting bigger and bigger

Bah .. we are in democracy freedom of speech and thoughts

Damn if I had to sue all christians/jesus freaks who ever wrote me emails asking me why I hate Jesus, the lord of salvation -_- I'd be a billionaire now

You know he means serious business when it's wrote in block capitals.

Sigged.

The world is a sad and fascinating place.

Often times, I add new albums that are just a few months away from their release date and I only do so becase I'm engaged in e-mail correspondance with the band-members themselves which supply me with information that's neither on their website nor on their label's website and when they provide an album's track-listing it's usually accurate. And when I add it to the archives, I usually find that CK removes those albums because they're months awawy from their official release.

That used to piss-me-off and I really felt the need to send CK some hate mail but after a while I figured he is just doing his job and he's really good at it.

If you speak about Beastcraft now it's because the label who produces it asked me to remove it since it won't be released until July and the tracklisting you submitted is not yet confirmed

And hatemails always make me laugh especially those insulting metal archives

Seems like this black metal lamer needs a visit from "Dont sue people panda"!

Haha, TheClansman vandalized Nokturnal Summoner's Metal-Archives page, adding "Butterflies" to the Lyrical Themes.

I'm sure his crack legal team is working around the clock at this point .


Edit: I assume it's TheClansman, he has the last update.

Deleted it. What a fucking idiot. This guy's being a moron so he feels the need to act like one too

He just wanted to be popular like christkiller.

Anyway I did not mention yet that the guy sent me an email today apologizing for his behaviour

FUCK !! I WANTED TO BE SUED lol I'D BE A METAL MARTYR AND ALL GIRLS WOULD WANT ME

He apologized? Page updated.



Ya, shame on people who want to have a bit of fun, what complete and total pricks.

We simply must get that sand out of your vagina, its really making you a party pooper.

His email (I did not answer yet):

I was really pissed off man, that album has unreleased re-recorded tracks on it with a different tracklist. It's a totally different album than the 2004 release.

I was just pissed off, very pissed off, and no I didn't read the rules of the site, I had no fucking clue that re-releases were not allowed. However, like I was saying it's a totally different album with a different tracklist and the majority of the songs are unreleased re-recorded tracks, it differs greatly from the 2004 release.

I apologize man, and I was just VERY pissed off. But I now understand. However I will need you to get back to me to confirm if the 2007 album is still allowed on the discography section, hence it's totally different.

Take it easy.


ps: since this album is reworked, different songs, covers etc, it can be added (not a pure rerelease)

don't forget to copy/paste your answer on the thread...

well, christkiller, I know you put a-lot of effort into MA, so I'm definitely on your side here.

Sueing you for what reasons?

This is fucking hilarous seriously. This guy seems to think he's so misanthropic... yet he's whinning cause a remastered album has been deleted from the discocraphy of his lame band.

He should be deleted from the whole encyclopedia. I wonder what the fuck he would do in that case.

I will not answer immediately anyway and since he apologized my answer will be polite

Another threat M-A (not me) received some times ago (I deleted the report anyway)

It's for the band MALIBU BARBI: sent by the user CaraCrash and concerning the guitarist of the band

"I am the original Cara Crash here in NYC! I have had this name registered since the late 70's and you are hereby being ordered to immediately stop using the name. It is a registered trademark. If you do not stop,we will need to take legal action against you. You were told in 1987 when you started calling yourself CARA CRASH to stop at that time but apparently you ignored the request. Again,the name CARA CRASH is registered to me a musician in NYC since the 70's"

WHEN WILL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WE ONLY ARE AN INFORMATION SITE AND THAT WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE BANDS... (especially for trademarks/copyrights)

+ THIS BAND SPLIT-UP AGES AGO, SO IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY STUPID TO SUE US OR HER ... just because we mentionned her name here -_-

lmao, these people need to get a life.

it also makes me smile when people think we are in contact with all those bands and ask us to give them their contact

Example today for a NWOBHM band

"I used to know this guy before they recorded the album but we lost contact, can you give him my email"

-_- ok only if we have their contact ...

Now I got an email asking me if I'm IRANIAN

"hail.....sorry but i want to know are u iranian....haow can i mail to the black metal bands?".

As I said in the point whores thread - you're Ielgian!

And it continues

Just got this nice email from "swe.barb@gmail.com" (a courageous guy who does not dare signing)

about watain's new album I removed because 1) not yet released 2) ALREADY reviewed based on some mp3 leaked on the net


"Hey you stupid cocksucker. yeah thats right why did YOU remove the watains new album and the 2 reviews on it ? I mean people have been reviewing albums before an actual retail release and you didnt remove them..

Why you stupid sons of bitch ? have something against good black metal from sweden u fagg.. "


*sighs* what should I say? I"m just gonna ignore him

I thought the new Watain album was pretty much confirmed?

Just goes to show that black metal and emo aren't always as far apart as initally thought.

There were again complaints about the 100 % confirmed tracklisting + reviews only based on mp3 taken from the net... we should not accept those reviews only based on some mp3 ripped on the net :/

I like that. My SIG!!!