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TheConqueror1
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:21 am 
 

That picture is funny but Burzum is no laughing matter!

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:58 am 
 

TheConqueror1 wrote:
That picture is funny but Burzum is no laughing matter!

What? Varg isn't a laughing stock? Did I just step into an alternate dimension or something?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:34 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
TheConqueror1 wrote:
That picture is funny but Burzum is no laughing matter!

What? Varg isn't a laughing stock? Did I just step into an alternate dimension or something?

Probably. I can't imagine living in a world were Varg isn't taken with the utmost seriousness.

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pastafarian
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:49 am 
 

Varg is autistic and proud of it.
Literally. http://thuleanperspective.com/2013/05/11/thymos/

"We have not been diagnosed, but we are obviously all more or less autistic. High functioning, I may add"

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Against Such Things
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:21 am 
 

Every time I'm in a mood to take Varg seriously, that Comic Sans just kills that mood instantly. I swear, it takes 20 years off of his intellectual credibility.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:47 am 
 

That would be an overall -20 years of credibility tops then.
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:50 am 
 

I also like the new Autopsy even better than Macabre Eternal. That one was just all over the place. I liked it anyhow, but this one is more focused, and recalls the debut more, which is my favourite Autopsy album.

Naked men? Eek! Fails to scare a Finnish man. :lol:
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:06 am 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-e7WAxMrc

South Italy Beatdown hxc.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:39 am 
 

Veracs wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-e7WAxMrc

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FEATURING ALE BROBUCCIERO

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:40 am 
 

Against Such Things wrote:
Every time I'm in a mood to take Varg seriously, that Comic Sans just kills that mood instantly. I swear, it takes 20 years off of his intellectual credibility.


It's Papyrus, actually. Which doesn't change much in regards to his being a dipshit. No font, however impressive, could conceal that.

Ugh...imagine trying to read his bullshit in a font like this.
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:48 am 
 

pastafarian wrote:
Varg is autistic and proud of it.
Literally. http://thuleanperspective.com/2013/05/11/thymos/

"We have not been diagnosed, but we are obviously all more or less autistic. High functioning, I may add"

-Varg Vikernes


Before clicking on that link I said to myself "I'll get myself some ice cream if there's a picture of Hitler in that post"

I'm eating ice cream now.
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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:49 am 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
Against Such Things wrote:
Every time I'm in a mood to take Varg seriously, that Comic Sans just kills that mood instantly. I swear, it takes 20 years off of his intellectual credibility.


It's Papyrus, actually. Which doesn't change much in regards to his being a dipshit. No font, however impressive, could conceal that.

Ugh...imagine trying to read his bullshit in a font like this.


That would be like stuffing yourself into a combine, balls-first.
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TheLiberation
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:50 am 
 

Papyrus? But that's so non-Aryan!
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:06 am 
 

No, I'm sure the Egyptians got the idea for making papyrus from the Europeans somehow. Just think about it! Europeans have ideas, other people don't. Case closed ;).
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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:15 am 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
No, I'm sure the Egyptians got the idea for making papyrus from the Europeans somehow. Just think about it! Europeans have ideas, other people don't. Case closed ;).


Yeah. The Egyptians are baser people too, because they can't maintain a civilized society and government, unlike the Europeans can. I don't see the Norwegians revolting against their government.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:33 am 
 

TheLiberation wrote:
Papyrus? But that's so non-Aryan!

The ancient egyptians were actually aryan aliens from the Xerxes galaxy who built the pyramids in honor of the proto indo-european Sun God

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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:47 am 
 

Marag wrote:
TheLiberation wrote:
Papyrus? But that's so non-Aryan!

The ancient egyptians were actually aryan aliens from the Xerxes galaxy who built the pyramids in honor of the proto indo-european Sun God


Yes but Scientology.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:57 am 
 

Modern art historians and preservationists now agree, through evidence acquired via updated analysis and machines, that the original Egyptian pharaohs looked like this:

Image
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:05 am 
 

Modern Egyptians on the other hand are just filthy jewmigrants who came there after the Arliens (Alyans?) discovered that fjords are actually much more kvlt than the desert.
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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:22 am 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
Modern art historians and preservationists now agree, through evidence acquired via updated analysis and machines, that the original Egyptian pharaohs looked like this:

Image


Photo rendered by Lisa Frank
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:25 am 
 

You see the Alyan star machines are fueled by pure spirit (önd, from the ancient Russo-Swedish onis, for "high place"), which is in turn based on the distillation of both zinc and gold. The ancient Lower Nile Valley was an area exceptionally rich in both of these precious minerals, and Alyan star fleets made it their home base for mining and also administration, where they spread their cultural genes out into the rest of the uncivilized world, where proto-humans of other regions wallowed in the filth of their own excrement and garbage. Since materialistically no mineral can last forever (science tells us this), the Alyan kings were forced to eventually look elsewhere for their necessary fuels. Immediately they discovered that Norway and parts of Sweden were an ideal home for their civilization of star-men, those regions being the second most abundant in the world in both gold and zinc. The cosmic emperors and culture-givers raised up their sky fortresses from the barren mud of Egypt in approximately the year 4,010 BC, relocating to the area of Lillehammer, where they continued to mine and advance the culture of the land until the early Iron Age (the carvings on boats from that time period are evidence of this).
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pastafarian
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:35 am 
 

Damn jew$ stealing proud aryan history! Only white man created art and science, a gift straight from Odin himself! Why do you think super saiyans have blonde hair? Only aryan can achieve super power! Dragonball z is a historical recount of true aryan mythology created by japanese who have 1% aryan blood which makes them descendents of troo asian aryans. Caucasian asian. THAts twice the aryan! Hail Akira Toriyama!

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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:38 am 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
You see the Alyan star machines are fueled by pure spirit (önd, from the ancient Russo-Swedish onis, for "high place"), which is in turn based on the distillation of both zinc and gold. The ancient Lower Nile Valley was an area exceptionally rich in both of these precious minerals, and Alyan star fleets made it their home base for mining and also administration, where they spread their cultural genes out into the rest of the uncivilized world, where proto-humans of other regions wallowed in the filth of their own excrement and garbage. Since materialistically no mineral can last forever (science tells us this), the Alyan kings were forced to eventually look elsewhere for their necessary fuels. Immediately they discovered that Norway and parts of Sweden were an ideal home for their civilization of star-men, those regions being the second most abundant in the world in both gold and zinc. The cosmic emperors and culture-givers raised up their sky fortresses from the barren mud of Egypt in approximately the year 4,010 BC, relocating to the area of Lillehammer, where they continued to mine and advance the culture of the land until the early Iron Age (the carvings on boats from that time period are evidence of this).

Well, if you put it like that it actually makes a lot of sense.
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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:42 am 
 

So really, with all of the zinc in the US pennies, we are stealing from the Alyans.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:59 am 
 

When you think about it, really all the world's cultures are stealing from the Alyans, so in that sense it's those who worship and honor them that will come out on top in the future Ragnarok.

Those were also good points, pastafarian. The Truth is often hidden on TV and in the media to confuse and misdirect the young generations from their true heritage. Don't get me wrong I respect the Japanese, they have a part to play in the Ragnarok as well, but really it's the European animation studios which need to get their asses in gear and make some great Euromation (Nordic anime) which will exalt the real history and put our children on the path to education regarding the Aesir and other REAL gods.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:09 pm 
 

Woohoo just got done buying my tickets for Wintersun/Fleshgod Apocalypse and Anathema/Alcest. Shaping up to be a nice fall this year.
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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:13 pm 
 

As a student of Alyan History, I haven't really understood the role that the Japanese (archaic: Alyanese) will play in Ragnarok. Could you elaborate?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:24 pm 
 

I am currently looking into this myself, though being only partway through my investigations I would not want to misinterpret the facts at such an early stage, thereby giving you incorrect information. For introduction points into this topic, please read The Cherry Blossom and the Eagle by J. P. S. Brompist, he provides many enlightening theories.
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Under_Starmere wrote:
Against Such Things wrote:
Every time I'm in a mood to take Varg seriously, that Comic Sans just kills that mood instantly. I swear, it takes 20 years off of his intellectual credibility.


It's Papyrus, actually. Which doesn't change much in regards to his being a dipshit. No font, however impressive, could conceal that.

Not sure if we're looking at the same thing, but I'm clearly seeing Comic Sans.
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TheRealThing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:41 pm 
 

J. P. S. Brompist is one of the best names I've seen in awhile.
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pastafarian
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:12 pm 
 

TheRealThing wrote:
J. P. S. Brompist is one of the best names I've seen in awhile.

wait a minute

J.P.S.

S.

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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:19 pm 
 

Azmodes wrote:
Not sure if we're looking at the same thing, but I'm clearly seeing Comic Sans.


That's odd, I've definitely got Papyrus here. Maybe Safari's default typeface for pseudoscientific racial rant blogs is Papyrus and on your browser it's Comic Sans? Sort of an internet-wide, credibility-annihilating autofilter that the Zionist conspiracy has set up??!?!? PROJECT BLINDFOLD IS REAL
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:30 pm 
 

This whole Varg-mockery is pure gold, you guys made me almost spray juice all over my laptop. :lol:

Edit: Wait, juice... jews!? Laptop-destroying Zionist conspiracy confirmed!
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LlamaTrainer
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By the gods, you're right! Those bastards manufacture these laptops and then br(j)ew orange juice cursed with foul magicks to destroy them, forcing good Europeans such as myself to buy more! The only true way for me to escape them is to live out in the woods wearing a tinfoil hat and traditional 100% Aryan European clothing, living as the Neanderthals did because I'm pure!

Edit: Under-Starmere's post is gone so now I'm all awkward seemingly replying to the voices in my head :(
Either way, I'm done with the fake-Varg-ian ranting.
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Thashierthanthou
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:47 pm 
 

Does that mean that juicebitch is actually jewsbitch?
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:01 pm 
 

:lol:

Tinfoil helm, Llama.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:04 pm 
 

I just saw in the latest additions that a band called Coelacanth has been added to the site. I'm sure this is going to open the floodgates for a slew of other bands named after other prehistoric fish!
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:07 pm 
 

I wouldn't mind a band calling themselves Dunkleosteus. Those things were fucking badass.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:22 pm 
 

A band named Megaladon that writes about the life of a shark. Sharks are very metal creatures indeed.
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Veracs wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-e7WAxMrc

South Italy Beatdown hxc.

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So many great things in this video:

-Wiggerish hand movements galore
-Hilarious accents
-Funny facial hair
-Guitarists Chicago bulls sweater.

European hardcore bands rule. Thank you.
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