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Marag
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:52 am 
 

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http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?m ... mID=189246


First day buy


Didn't Tom Warrior made some dildos before too?

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BloodSacrificeShaman
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:03 pm 
 

I wonder how many of those dildos will get sold. Seriously, is there an actual market for music-branded sex toys? And in a goofy shape/decoration.
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:04 pm 
 

I know there's a thread already, but holy hot damn this new Satan album rules. I'm halfway through it and every song is a standout - really difficult to choose standouts. They really came through. Very admirable that a bunch of 50 year old guys rock harder than many of the young bands out today...these songs are just packed with killer, chugging riffing and shining leads. Amazing.
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:05 pm 
 

BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
I wonder how many of those dildos will get sold. Seriously, is there an actual market for music-branded sex toys? And in a goofy shape/decoration.


It's sacrelig'd for her pleasure.
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Mike_64
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:08 pm 
 

Gelseth_Andrano wrote:
BloodSacrificeShaman wrote:
I wonder how many of those dildos will get sold. Seriously, is there an actual market for music-branded sex toys? And in a goofy shape/decoration.


It's sacrelig'd for her pleasure.


i was so close to sigging this :lol:
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:13 pm 
 

I always knew Ghost were a bunch of tools...

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:19 pm 
 

I honestly can't think of anyone who would like to stuff an undead pope's head up his/her ass/vagina. On the other hand, I should be glad I don't know anyone who fits that criteria.
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Marag
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:31 pm 
 

You can also put on a Manowar condom on the dildo and feel like you are being fucked by the Metal God himself

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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:45 pm 
 

Gelseth_Andrano wrote:
he doesn't realize that him and his girlfriend are both nasty, and no one would ever want to watch either of them do anything at all, ever.

:lol:
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Kveldulfr
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:50 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
I honestly can't think of anyone who would like to stuff an undead pope's head up his/her ass/vagina. On the other hand, I should be glad I don't know anyone who fits that criteria.


Yeah.

Maybe the nameless ghouls are Rammstein members who likes to fuck Papa Emeritus, not only with the Ghost dildos, but with their own boxset too?

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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:15 pm 
 

^ Methinks you should spoiler-tag that so the people at work don't get in shit.
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Adriankat
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:17 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Adriankat wrote:
MA is more like a high school to me. Everyone has quirks that make them "that kid." Autothrall would be the quiet kid that no one really notices except for when he does class presentations, which he usually gets A's on.

Do you actually think autothrall's reviews deserve a perfect score? Some of them are quite good, yes, but come on?

It's high school. Makes it so it looks like you put effort into it and teachers will praise your work. That seems to be how my teachers graded my papers.

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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:24 pm 
 

Alright. We don't have high school here, actually, but the school I went to from 16 to 19 seemed to have a grading system where the highest grade was reserved for the second coming of Jesus.
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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:35 pm 
 

I'm not gonna lie... I'm pretty happy that my school days are over... But then again, real, working life isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:41 pm 
 

LOL what? Saying autothrall is the best reviewer is like saying Metallica is the best metal band ever. He's not creative at all and he's not even half as good as Napero.

I finished my internship yesterday, I had to explain that Thor in the Norse mythology is the dude that inspired the Marvel character to a 12 years old, shit's fun. I only have 2 papers to write and I'm off for the summer, wooo!
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:44 pm 
 

Yeah, quality over quantity. Nappy's reviews are ace, especially the ones with the tinge of his characteristic humor. I don't mean to disrespect autothrall, I've read many of his reviews, but nowadays, I just look at the review score and that's about it.

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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:46 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
I only have 2 papers to write and I'm off for the summer, wooo!


I do miss summers off though...
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BastardHead
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:59 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
LOL what? Saying autothrall is the best reviewer is like saying Metallica is the best metal band ever. He's not creative at all and he's not even half as good as Napero.


<3 autothrall forever. The dude's quality throughout his absurdly huge catalog almost never dips below "good", and when he does a longer review of a bigger band, it's frequently one of the best ones on the page. Y'all be hatin'.
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:05 pm 
 

His reviews are far from the most engaging I've read on the site, but they're generally pretty descriptive and his vast review count means that he's reviewed so much stuff, it's easy to read a new review of his and sort of place the release being reviewed among similar things.

I also often joke that he heaps praise on some rather questionable things (and some good things, to be sure) but anything he gives a mediocre score to tends to be pretty great. Most things he gives low scores to do actually suck, at least.
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colin040
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:08 pm 
 

autothrall's reviews are mostly good when they're longer. The shorter ones aren't really enjoyable to read though and come off really rushed.

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:09 pm 
 

I only agree with him maybe 50% of the time (on Queensryche's Operation Mindcrime he's spot on, but the new Septicflesh stuff he praises is just a mystery to me as to why), but he's a solid reviewer and occasionally really good. I don't really see a problem with him, or why so many people here read his stuff with disdain.
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Necroticism174
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:10 pm 
 

His older stuff was better (it goes all the way up to ''alright'') but his newer reviews make it obvious when he just doesn't give a shit.
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:12 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
LOL what? Saying autothrall is the best reviewer is like saying Metallica is the best metal band ever. He's not creative at all and he's not even half as good as Napero.

Yeah, there are people who have mentioned him as their favourite reviewer, but I think most people make some strange distinction between 'the best' and 'my favourite', though. Well, maybe some people genuinely think that writing several times more reviews than the next most profilic one on m-a makes him effectively superior.
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:12 pm 
 

we all know Frog's pseudo-emotional rants in his reviews clearly make him the greatest ever.

Also, I miss school - been out for too long and I HATTTEEE ITTT. Real life fucking blows. But, it is nice to be off at a set time.
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kingnuuuur
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:16 pm 
 

Marag wrote:
Didn't Tom Warrior made some dildos before too?

They come with built-in photosensitive detector and speaker. Every time they go to where the sun don't shine, they go "HEEEY! OOOO! UGH!"

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:14 pm 
 

They have a little protective black beanie for the glans as well.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:09 pm 
 

Something definitely way less provocative - Rush have been honored with their own stamps now. I'm sure most of you (especially them Canadians) know about it but I haven't seen it on these threads so I'm posting it here.

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http://www.postescanada.ca/shop/Postage ... ution=e1s1

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Erosion Of Humanity
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:11 pm 
 

How is a naked man on a stamp not provocative?
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:19 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
How is a naked man on a stamp not provocative?


It's in the degrees and I said "way less provocative".

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Erosion Of Humanity
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:21 pm 
 

If they turn him around they can put a Manowar condom on him and make it way more awesome.
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:23 pm 
 

Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
How is a naked man on a stamp not provocative?

Are you Americans really that sensitive to nudity?
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Morrigan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:24 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
How is a naked man on a stamp not provocative?

Are you Americans really that sensitive to nudity?

Seriously...
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:31 pm 
 

Naked man, satanic looking star-in-circle.

You'd probably be killed for sending that to most of postal zones 2, 3, 6, and 7.

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:34 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
How is a naked man on a stamp not provocative?

Are you Americans really that sensitive to nudity?


If you're naked or wearing revealing clothing, that's an invitation for sex, which makes those of us who follow Christ very hot under the collar.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:02 pm 
 

For those that actually care, The body of the missing university student was found in the Providence River and 9 people in Pakistan were killed by a bomb going off near a Pakistan political party office.
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Erosion Of Humanity
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:37 pm 
 

I'm not sensitive to that stuff I just thought it was funny that he said a naked man on a stamp wasn't provocative that's all.
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:40 pm 
 

But... it isn't provocative at all. I mean, the guy isn't even showing his frontside. And even if you could see his balls and chain it still wouldn't be provocative. It's just a human body.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:46 pm 
 

Ilwhyan wrote:
Erosion Of Humanity wrote:
How is a naked man on a stamp not provocative?

Are you Americans really that sensitive to nudity?

The kind of sensitivity brought on by sex-starvation, body shame, and tons and tons of :ah-ha: yes. But personally, it took it being pointed out for me to even notice that he was naked. I just thought "cool! Rush got a stamp! .. oh yeah look. a bum." It's a sad day when it's obviously impossible that the Vitruvian Man will ever get his own stamp.

A friend of mine went to school in VA, to a formerly nudist-friendly art school. Those allowances were recently repealed. I guess I can understand from a hygienic point of view, but as long as a person brings along their own handkerchief for a public seat .. *shrug*. whuteva ..

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Against Such Things
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:56 pm 
 

To some of us, nudity is just a deeply personal thing, and we'd rather not be bombarded by that. I get that nudity =/= sexuality, but yeah.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:00 pm 
 

Get over it dudes, nudity aint that personal unless you're self conscious. The difference between a guy in a speedo and a naked guy is some genitalia.
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