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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:20 am 
 

Nah, definitely.

Everyone knows Necro and I are getting married.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:37 am 
 

Speak of the devil and he shall appear to you.
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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:39 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D

Awwwww!

Anyway, fuck bicycles on the street. Here it is legal if you can ride at approximately the speed limit, but no one ever gets a ticket if they don't. They bitch when one of them gets run over but never think of RIDING IN THE FUCKING PARK. Same way I don't jetski through the jungle or skateboard in the desert, you don't ride bicycle in the street.
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:53 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D

Could you imagine if we all lived in the same house?
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iAm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:28 am 
 

While I hate the show, ever since it came out I've always thought that if MA was a physical place it would look something like mordhaus.

Nochielo wrote:
or skateboard in the desert,

Come visit, I'll show you some gnar hills you can take a longboard down bruh.
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:35 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D


I can live with the idea of Lord Ghengis, Tony, and Ilwhyan coming from my tender loins.
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Cinerary
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:37 am 
 

If MA is a family, that's one tree that needs to be cut down immediately.
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:53 am 
 

MikeyC wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D

Could you imagine if we all lived in the same house?

No. I don't want to.
HOLY HELL the new Satan album is awesome.
Any word when High On Fire is releasing their new live album? I haven't heard anything about it in forever.
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MikeyC
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:58 am 
 

Veracs wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D


I can live with the idea of Lord Ghengis, Tony, and Ilwhyan coming from my tender loins.

I'll take gomorro. He has the best adventures and will bring women to the house. ;)
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:25 am 
 

It just occured to me that the abbreviation for "People Against Categorizing Music Anonymous" is "PACMAn" :oh shit:
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Adriankat
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:50 am 
 

MA is more like a high school to me. Everyone has quirks that make them "that kid." Autothrall would be the quiet kid that no one really notices except for when he does class presentations, which he usually gets A's on.
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:40 am 
 

It would appear that Varg has made a Youtube account and is going to use it to post unreleased Burzum tracks, videos of him driving up (and down!) hills, and (in the future) his rants. I'm interested in the music and random videos of the forest but his crazy rants... not so much.

I did enjoy the song he posted though, so I'm more optimistic towards the Burzum album coming out next month than I was before.
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:32 am 
 

Veracs wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D


I can live with the idea of Lord Ghengis, Tony, and Ilwhyan coming from my tender loins.


Also shall bow to the Veracspawn.
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Atrocious_Mutilation
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:39 am 
 

LlamaTrainer wrote:
...and (in the future) his rants.


Great, now I can have my aural senses assaulted with his insane politics alongside the traditional visual medium!
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:36 am 
 

Adriankat wrote:
MA is more like a high school to me. Everyone has quirks that make them "that kid." Autothrall would be the quiet kid that no one really notices except for when he does class presentations, which he usually gets A's on.


ortab and I have referred to the forum moderators as "hall monitors" for a while now...

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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:21 am 
 

Cinerary wrote:
If MA is a family, that's one tree that needs to be cut down immediately.


It would happen exactly like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_murder_incident
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:29 am 
 

MikeyC wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
MA is not unlike a family. A big, weird, absurdly diverse, mostly anonymous, and in some cases, fucked up family. But a family nonetheless :-D

Could you imagine if we all lived in the same house?

Now that is a reality show I'd like to watch :lol:
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:39 am 
 

If I ever become a billionair (by my own doing or by stupid luck) I'll buy myself a gated community in which I would let all of you live. Ofcourse there would only be room for so many, and I think I would solve that problem by organizing my very own hunger games MA edition. Now, how's that for a reality show?
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BloodSacrificeShaman
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:50 am 
 

LlamaTrainer wrote:
videos of him driving up (and down!) hills[/url]


Meh, his forest driving is way more intense.
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doomster999
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:58 am 
 

Two new tracks from the upcoming A Pale Horse Named Death record have surfaced: https://soundcloud.com/freeman-promotio ... llow-grave

Loved And Hell Will Follow Me and judging by these two songs I can say the new one will be killer as well. "Shallow Grave" sounds like something off AiC's Tripod record with a nod to "Black No.1". "Killer By the Night" is a upbeat scorcher with some decent shredding.
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:05 am 
 

Whoa boy, I've got a great story for you all. The details are a bit hazy, so some of the details were filled in by the friend whose room I stayed in last night.

As I stated last night, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a large group of friends at karaoke, which I go to every Thursday. I sang a few songs, had (way more than a) few drinks, and had a generally awesome time. I'd had as much to drink as I could while still being somewhat coherent, and this girl that I...well, I haven't been "seeing," but spending quite a bit of time with, took me to her house for the night. he has two roommates that are a couple, and this is where the story begins. After both her and I have gone to sleep i sneak out of her bed to use the rest room. her door, and her roommates' doors are right next to each other. So, being drunk, I stumbled out of the bathroom and ::sigh:: into the wrong goddamn room. I make my way to the bed, and notice two people are in it. I say "what the fuck" out loud. Well, The male roommate woke up and in absolutely no time at all, got up, turned on his light, had me by the throat, and up against the wall. I can't really remember what he said, but I did my best to tell him that I got confused on my way out of the bathroom, and that going into his and his lady's room was a complete accident. According to my friend, they thought I was "watching them sleep." I've been banned from the house for now, which is whatever, but the best part is, which I learned later, that there was a loaded 9' getting pressed into my chest and he was ready to pull the trigger until he realized who I was. Granted, i totally understand why he was spooked, but damn.
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:12 am 
 

Sounds like we almost heard about you on CNN Headline News :(

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:13 am 
 

That was a massive overreaction on the guy's part, man. Fucker could've killed you.
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Abominatrix
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:15 am 
 

Glad you survived that shitty encounter. I too understand why the guy was spooked, but that would have been such a sad and stupid way for anybody to die, and with guns around, it could have happened so easily. I don't want to turn this into another debate on the merits of owning firearms (I'm on the fence about the issue anyway) but this is the sort of reason why my gut tells me I would much rather live in a place where people generally don't have them, even though my brain insists that in some locales it might be a pretty good idea to stash your gun near your bed...

OH, and happy birthday.
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:15 am 
 

You definitely would have. This guy still thinks I came into his room on purpose. he doesn't realize that him and his girlfriend are both nasty, and no one would ever want to watch either of them do anything at all, ever.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:18 am 
 

Holy shit ... that was a close one, eh? Leave something on the doorknob next time? I agree: would have been a shitty way to go.
It isn't often you see someone who would have been proof of Napero's signature. :ugh:

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:20 am 
 

Yeah, I feel like basically anyone would have handled that better. And thanks, Abom. I'm still here for now, and not splattered across anyone's wall, so i guess you could say I'm doing well for myself. great start to being 24! Hopefully, i don't have to start expecting this kinda stuff as a norm.
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:26 am 
 

I also ask that one of the mods change my title to "Karaoke Hero" or "Protected by Christ"
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iamntbatman
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:27 am 
 

See, this is why we need the 2nd Amendment. If only there wasn't all of this nonsensical red tape and regulation limiting our personal freedoms, Gelseth_Andrano would have been armed to defend himself from this guy. Stupid libs know nothing!
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Mike_64
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:31 am 
 

Attention Metal fans, the opportunity you've all been waiting for is here:

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?m ... mID=189246
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Ilwhyan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:31 am 
 

Adriankat wrote:
MA is more like a high school to me. Everyone has quirks that make them "that kid." Autothrall would be the quiet kid that no one really notices except for when he does class presentations, which he usually gets A's on.

Do you actually think autothrall's reviews deserve a perfect score? Some of them are quite good, yes, but come on?
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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:32 am 
 

Mike_64 wrote:
Attention Metal fans, the opportunity you've all been waiting for is here:

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?m ... mID=189246


I literally checked the date to see if that was an April Fools prank. But yeah...wow...
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Abominatrix
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:33 am 
 

I sympathise. Never drink again, start attending church regularly, walk in heavy boots with a loud stomping sound everywhere you go, wear very brightly coloured clothing, and make a point of obnoxiously introducing yourself in a high piercing voice with "hi, I'm Jelseth!!!" and you should be fine from henceforth. :P

Edit: "protected by CHrist"...yes, great title.
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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:34 am 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
See, this is why we need the 2nd Amendment. If only there wasn't all of this nonsensical red tape and regulation limiting our personal freedoms, Gelseth_Andrano would have been armed to defend himself from this guy. Stupid libs know nothing!


I'm actually laughing at loud at this. yes, if only I'd had a gun, would this almost-incident have turned into a grave, Westboro Baptist* Church protest worthy affair.

Edit: Mike64's link: What the hell. Only Rammstein can have a dildo box-set

*Faptist.
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:39 am 
 

Empyreal wrote:
Mike_64 wrote:
Attention Metal fans, the opportunity you've all been waiting for is here:

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?m ... mID=189246


I literally checked the date to see if that was an April Fools prank. But yeah...wow...


"select product size" just got a whole new dimension.
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doomster999
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:40 am 
 

Mike_64 wrote:
Attention Metal fans, the opportunity you've all been waiting for is here:

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?m ... mID=189246


What next? Papa and Ghouls gangbanging Tori Black!? :lol:
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gomorro wrote:
Infact I use to have a relly hot friend from there but unfurtunetly the last party we have I was really wasted and grab her ass and it cause a huge problem. Her dad (that is a marine) wants to ripp my nuts... thinks are not the same...

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:42 am 
 

Gelseth_Andrano wrote:
yes, if only I'd had a gun

You guys could have had one of those hard boiled stand off moments.

Image

But in underwear.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:46 am 
 

Aaaaahhahaha! Because i always have my snub-nose tucked into my boxers. And by snub-nose, I mean my penis.
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:48 am 
 

That's what you call it when the bell end is sticking out the top of the waist band. ;)

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:50 am 
 

Grave_Wyrm wrote:
That's what you call it when the bell end is sticking out the top of the waist band. ;)


Yes siree. My "snub-nose" is always popped, locked, and ready to rock.
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