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Zelkiiro
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:20 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
La concha de la lora :grumble:

Los pollos de la noche.
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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:52 am 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
La concha de la lora :grumble:


:lol: :lol:

Quite strange reading that in this forum. Also, "concha del mono", "concha del pato"... they are not insults, more like when some place is very far (like "culo del mundo" ass of the world, one of my favourites), or filler words to say when you are pissed off.
And yeah, we are not racist europeans wannabes, we hate you all the same, of course, don't be jelly.
As for me, I'm quite fond of saying "Manga de [insert random curse word]". I don't know how to translate. Manga is like a group, a freaking lot, you are in a room full of people and to insult them all at once you say "manga de pelotudos", and so on.
And "having big balls" not as being badass, but because they weight a lot and get in the way, and that's why you are slow and clumsy... it's stupid anyways. We also have so, so, so many words for "dick", I don't even know where to start.

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:01 pm 
 

Zelkiiro wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
La concha de la lora :grumble:

Los pollos de la noche.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Desperta_Ferro wrote:
We also have so, so, so many words for "dick", I don't even know where to start.

Verga, pija, pito..... What else?
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Desperta_Ferro
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:50 pm 
 

garcha, poronga (y porongo), and many ways of refering to it, el amigo, el pelado, el cabezón, el nene...

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:53 pm 
 

Not acquainted with the last few. Guess I'm not very dick slang savvy :-P :lol:
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Napero
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:44 pm 
 

NO habla Spanjardos, lest El Napero bannos los evrybodys. ¿Undestandos, putos?
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Menternor
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Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:43 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:51 pm 
 

Rules on reviews from the MA wrote:
English only: We really shouldn't have to explain that... An inside joke, a quote or a small reference in another language than English is OK if it's not more than that, but the reviews must be available to any other visitor.


I think this applies to the forums too you rules nazi! :D :nazi: :D
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henkkjelle
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:55 pm 
 

Note: An inside joke or small reference, not a whole page.
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:58 pm 
 

Free-for-some XV: Sad Engs of Destiny.

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Menternor
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:06 pm 
 

Come to think of it, which has been shortest FFA?
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:11 pm 
 

https://soundcloud.com/sambecherer/freestyle-1

LISTEN TO ME MURDER MCs.

EDIT: NOPE. SOUNDCLOUD TOOK IT DOWN.

EDIT 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?zbnu89f4m12y4ro

DO IT
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:10 pm 
 

Mediafire took it down too. What is it supposed to be?
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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:12 pm 
 

my freestyle. I was bored working at home so I rapped. It's still up for me :[
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CorpseFister
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:14 pm 
 

It says permission denied. Something about being too legit for 'punk ass bitchz'.

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PhilosophicalFrog
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:16 pm 
 

damn copyright.
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fetalfeast
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:22 pm 
 

Wow, so I was looking back at some old info on the forum for releases my band Nyarlathotep did in the past. It brought me to the profiles and posts of a couple people associated with the project and its releases and I decided to re-read some stuff... Jesus, I was working with a few head cases. Specifically a certain unnamed fellow who tried passing other people's work off as his own and made whiny fits when called out on it. He fooled me too. I guess it's not wholly uncommon to encounter folks like that in the world of bedroom black metal but it's disappointing to see it for what it is. Hopefully he isn't trying to pass anything I made off as his own. Thankfully, my music is fucking terrible so it's unlikely.
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:23 pm 
 

fetalfeast wrote:
...the world of bedroom black metal...


Too bad such a place exists.
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fetalfeast
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:26 pm 
 

OpsiusCato wrote:
fetalfeast wrote:
...the world of bedroom black metal...


Too bad such a place exists.


Hey, it saves money on corpse paint if you stay in your basement all day :P
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:31 pm 
 

I don't think it's usually their basement, though.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:10 pm 
 

So, the Monty Python rabbit actually exists.

We're all doomed.
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OpsiusCato
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:26 pm 
 

We're all Doomed? Time for Candlemass, then!
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iAm
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:02 pm 
 

Man, I'm so pissed at my landlord right now... I've addressed numerous problems to her and she hasn't done anything about them. I've brought the issues twice and both times "Oh my son is working his other job right now, I'll let him know when he gets home." This woman is in no place to run a business by herself.

This song brought a nice little grin to my face. I'm bringing up a list of complaints to her tomorrow and if the same shit happens again I'm pressing charges.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:46 pm 
 

PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
damn copyright.


Dropbox it, Frog! Or if not, upload it on google drive and share the links out here.

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Marag
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:56 pm 
 

shouvince wrote:
PhilosophicalFrog wrote:
damn copyright.


Dropbox it, Frog! Or if not, upload it on google drive and share the links out here.

his rapping was way too fucking real for lame bitchass internet media sharing, so much that it got instantly deleted on the two sites he uploaded it

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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:46 am 
 

Napero wrote:
NO habla Spanjardos, lest El Napero bannos los evrybodys. ¿Undestandos, putos?

How do you come up with this stuff? It seems you have the perfect answer for every exchange ever.
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GuntherTheUndying
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:27 am 
 

So, the wedding reception? Twas a good time. They only had some shitty light beer at the bar, but I pounded it all night and got moderately toasted. Always a good time when it's free.
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TheStormIRide
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:16 am 
 

Wedding receptions are usually a good place to get toasted for free. I actually have one coming up that I should probably find a D.D. for, especially because I barely drink anymore. Even if it is shitty light beer, it'll only take two or three before I get to the "no way I can drive" point.

Light weight...

EDIT: I still think Gunther has the best sig here.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:44 am 
 

He is THE gay number one!
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doomster999
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:10 pm 
 

After seeing this I'm pretty sure that Super Collider will be one of the lamest albums of 2013.

https://twitter.com/Megadeth/status/320563740103823360
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:33 pm 
 

^ouch. aNGRY bIRD HQ ‏(@dWOwHObORG)'s comment was painful.

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Empyreal
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:38 pm 
 

:lol: I see David Draiman is shouting at Metantoine on there...
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:38 pm 
 

The cherry has been placed atop the mighty cake of Megadeth's musical decline.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:40 pm 
 

There are two things I want to say about the Varg thread.
1. Finally someone killed it!
2. Brain matter cannot be measured in square inches
:oh shit:
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:43 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Me ... ges/367037

Anyone else think that Melvins' version of "Black Betty" is going to be one of the greatest songs of the year?
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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:45 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
2. Brain matter cannot be measured in square inches
:oh shit:

sure it can. surface area.

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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:47 pm 
 

Empyreal wrote:
:lol: I see David Draiman is shouting at Metantoine on there...

:hyper: I'm honored!
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:49 pm 
 

Grave_Wyrm wrote:
inhumanist wrote:
2. Brain matter cannot be measured in square inches
:oh shit:

sure it can. surface area.

But if your brain is flat like a pancake you can have a huge surface area and still be a moron :lol:
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Compared to how it is here in Sweden, fascism sounds like paradise.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:50 pm 
 

:lol: I'm surprised that he didn't find a way to call Tony an anti-semite, too. I love it that he only posts in caps.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:52 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Empyreal wrote:
:lol: I see David Draiman is shouting at Metantoine on there...

:hyper: I'm honored!


Haha. That's brilliant. I remember Awblaster doing the same a couple of months back.

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Grave_Wyrm
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:54 pm 
 

inhumanist wrote:
But if your brain is flat like a pancake you can have a huge surface area and still be a moron :lol:

So what you mean is "intelligence" can't be measured in square inches.

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