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failsafeman
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:34 pm 
 

I miss the days when the trolls around here were funny.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:52 pm 
 

Cesare wrote:
We are quite clearly separate people in every respect possible.


Trolls with multiple personality disorders... the sock puppets are inside meeee!!!!
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:54 pm 
 

So, I looked up what "NAMBLA" is.

"Violent revulsion" seems to be the aptest way to describe my reaction.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:54 pm 
 

It disgusted you so much you posted about it twice.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:55 pm 
 

*deleted because Tony*
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:56 pm 
 

It's an organization so perverted it deserves double the revulsion.

Also, I'm surprised there's still a fair number of people who've never heard of NAMBLA. I'd have thought that South Park episode lambasting them would have made them a commonly known group to hate like the Westboro Baptist Church.
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:08 pm 
 

People who feel strongly about things because of South Park aren't really people.

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FasterDisaster
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:09 pm 
 

Subrick wrote:
It's an organization so perverted it deserves double the revulsion.

Jesus Christ! I got that confused with the NCAA and was all cocked and loaded to make a joke about you forwarding the White agenda, but after a quick Google search, that's not what it is at all. I exclaimed out loud, "oh shit!" because that's not what I expected whatsoever.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:11 pm 
 

College sports further the white agenda? :scratch:
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FasterDisaster
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:13 pm 
 

Under_Starmere wrote:
College sports further the white agenda? :scratch:

It was a poorly thought out joke, shut up.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:15 pm 
 

Actually we both screwed up. This is confusing. The trolls are winning.
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:21 pm 
 

Body odor attack.
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:22 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Yes, and now I can't delete the extra post because you answered, Subrick.

You're welcome, baby.

Damnit, this semester truly starts this week end and I've caught a potent cold this weekend, I spent the weekend in pyjamas eating quesadillas and watching Farscape.
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Under_Starmere
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:23 pm 
 

Anyway, any of you pork tubes listen to Ildra? Pretty nice British (Brythonic/Albionic/Anglian) pagan black/folk with some effective Graveland influences and a whole lotta Old English. Would definitely impress upon you all the importance of checking this one-man project out. E∂elland is a pretty solid winner, from what I've heard so far. Doesn't try to break too many boundaries or anything but is very solid at what it does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcUUBwOawe4

This older demo track is also oddly mesmerizing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IH_cJJjeI

Only thing is I can't find his multiple demos anywhere on the web, other than a few YouTube tracks. A damn shame!
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Diamhea
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:24 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Damnit, this semester truly starts this week end and I've caught a potent cold this weekend, I spent the weekend in pyjamas eating quesadillas and watching Farscape.


The worst time of the year for colds is right now. I used to be/kinda still am a germophobe and remember taking mental notes of how many people seemed sick during the first couple weeks of every school year. I kept a pad of paper and jotted down notes and made a graph of what areas to avoid so I didn't expose myself. Maybe I'm crazy.
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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:31 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
Xlxlx wrote:
Yes, and now I can't delete the extra post because you answered, Subrick.

You're welcome, baby.

My hero :love:

On a different topic; I've been offered a job at the English institute. A teacher who works with the younger kids has to leave, apparently, and the head teacher considered me fit for the part. Rather well paid, especially taking into account the fact that I'll only be working three hours per week there, and it comes with benefits, so yeah, I'm quite happy about the whole thing :metal:
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:53 pm 
 

As a teacher? I didn't know you were studying to become one.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:59 pm 
 

Did you double post so Xlxlx doesn't feel bad about his fauxpas? Is that romance I'm sensing?
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Metantoine
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:03 pm 
 

I'm making the child comfortable with his environment by proving that I'm human too!

edit: post deleted.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:04 pm 
 

I just realized that Zodijackyl probably got his name from this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhq5balK7Zk
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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:14 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
I've been offered a job at the English institute. A teacher who works with the younger kids has to leave, apparently, and the head teacher considered me fit for the part. Rather well paid, especially taking into account the fact that I'll only be working three hours per week there, and it comes with benefits, so yeah, I'm quite happy about the whole thing :metal:

Hey, nice. I hope your experience is better than mine (I used to be one of the English tutors in college) because it took me from not really having a particular interest in teaching to absolutely abhorring the thing.
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RainbowPrius19
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:28 pm 
 

Daily reminder that vaccines were created by the Jews to make all of the goyim become retarded over time.
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inhumanist
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:52 pm 
 

What is it with crazy-people posts today? Is it fullmoon or something? I need some sleep.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:55 pm 
 

Well it's less "crazy people" and more "shitty troll using multiple sock accounts after being banned".
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Zodijackyl
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:59 pm 
 

Wilytank wrote:
I just realized that Zodijackyl probably got his name from this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhq5balK7Zk


Sure did!

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Marag
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:00 pm 
 

RainbowPrius19 wrote:
Daily reminder that vaccines were created by the Jews to make all of the goyim become retarded over time.

I can tell it's working already.

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:10 pm 
 

Metantoine wrote:
As a teacher? I didn't know you were studying to become one.

Well, yes and no. I have a rather big interest in teaching, though it's not what I'll be studying in college per se (that'll be social communication). As it is, I'd really like to be able to teach English in the future, at least as a secondary career option, and thankfully, I've been given many an opportunity this year to get some practice :-D I'd definitely prefer teaching at an institute though. I've enjoyed working with high school students for the most part, but it's too taxing, even if you aren't working that many hours a week (or at least, that's the drill here).

And on a more money-related note, given the fact that schools here are currently on strike and I haven't been able to go to work for the past two weeks, I could certainly use the extra coin :-D
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Hey, nice. I hope your experience is better than mine (I used to be one of the English tutors in college) because it took me from not really having a particular interest in teaching to absolutely abhorring the thing.

Thanks, man. I like teaching, really, but I've also faced a lot of realities which I did not completely understand when I was on the other side of the classroom. I was very disappointed with some things at first, to be honest, but you eventually learn to soldier on. I've also grown to admire teachers who truly stick to their guns and carry on like real troopers. They don't have it easy here.
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Nochielo
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:28 pm 
 

Xlxlx wrote:
Thanks, man. I like teaching, really, but I've also faced a lot of realities which I did not completely understand when I was on the other side of the classroom. I was very disappointed with some things at first, to be honest, but you eventually learn to soldier on. I've also grown to admire teachers who truly stick to their guns and carry on like real troopers. They don't have it easy here.

Agreed. Teaching is one of those things that you don't really get from an outside perspective. I didn't think it would be easy, but it was something I thought I had some aptitude to do reasonably well. It didn't help that I had to tutor complete idiots. Really, it was like talking to bricks. In any case, congrats, man.
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:07 am 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
Wilytank wrote:
I just realized that Zodijackyl probably got his name from this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhq5balK7Zk


Sure did!


I probably wouldn't figure it out had I not decided to check through Dark Tranquillity's discography finally. The Mind's I has some good licks like "Zodijackyl Light" and "Hedon".
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:25 am 
 

Imagine two basic types of sexual interface. There are four basic variations on this theme, sorted into male and female. Group X possesses ten times the number of group x, so solutions to increasing group X or x should be considered. The solutions will likely involve male and female, as well as other factors.

The properties of male and female do not change during the male or females' lifespan. Group X or x can come to total dominance using male and female if another factor is added, time, in the context of male genetic dominance. More than one generation will be required, possibly many, if X or x is to come to total fore.

Take, for instance, the pubencurl and the ribbers; a pubencurl or ribber does not make one with 46 chromosomes, and should remain unbanned.

I hope this clears things up.

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Xlxlx
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:36 am 
 

Are you also not Napoleon and/or Cesare?
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Earthcubed
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:39 am 
 

I will not feed the trolls
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Wilytank
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:41 am 
 

What is he trying to achieve?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:43 am 
 

Attention and self-amusement, so he's succeeding.
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Subrick
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:45 am 
 

Have IP bans been done on this site before? If not, he may be the best test subject possible.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:51 am 
 

My God. The band queue. She's so empty!
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Derigin
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:51 am 
 

You're welcome. It was a good team effort.

EDIT: Ignore the top three. We're kinda in a dilemma, I suppose, regarding the extent of a valid release. For example, does a .rar or .zip file uploaded to Google Documents count as a valid form of distribution?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:57 am 
 

Derigin wrote:
You're welcome. It was a good team effort.


I applaud you. I haven't seen such dedication to judgement since the days of Witcher.
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Derigin wrote:
We're kinda in a dilemma, I suppose, regarding the extent of a valid release. For example, does a .rar or .zip file uploaded to Google Documents count as a valid form of distribution?



Oh the wonders of modern technology.


Subrick wrote:
Have IP bans been done on this site before? If not, he may be the best test subject possible.



I was once on a forum where the staff got so tired of banning and rebanning the same poster using proxies that they decided to ban every IP address in his county.
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I'm an idiot

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