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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:25 pm 
 

Welcome to everyone, please get comfortable in your seats, we'll leave soon. If you wanted some crackers, well it's just too bad, there's none so shut up! What sir? yes, you can go to the bathroom, it's right there at the back of the bus. Please don't throw your feces on the walls, it was cleaned earlier today. I must warn you, I can't guarantee your safety during this trip, it's the 15th time we do it though so we're pretty used to losing some people during this harsh voyage. Our first stop will be at Napero's sauna, I hope y'all forgot your swimsuits, especially you Razakel. Enjoy the ride!

"This is indeed the realm of Boltthroweria, you guessed well, sir." Suddenly a loud sarcastic laugh slashed the calm demeanor of the trip, a tall young man with blue and green hair was the new victim of everyone's crude looks. He replied with all his spite "W0t dudes, there's not enough breakdowns here, LOL". I threw my history book at his face, breaking his fake glasses in two. I took him by the collar and then, I raised him from his seat, he was screaming "calm down, ol' girl" but his pitiful enunciation (I think he had a piercing on his tongue) made it hard to understand. I asked the driver to stop and I opened the door, the young man fell down in the stairs and his fate was laid to waste. "Go live in the realm of chaos where trolls dwell, they're chewing on the bones of those once loyal" I screamed to him while kicking his ass. My hair was sweaty, my hands were smelly, but I entered the bus silently again where the A/C was chilly cold. Everyone was quiet. Another young fellow raised his voice and said: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!" I went to sit with him and we talked about Manilla Road during lunchtime.

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The long standing 14th FFA needed some closure. This is the end of an era and I have the honour, the valour and the pride to create the 15th one. Enjoy it and be cool. Remember, never go full retard.

-Tony xoxoxox <3
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Fuck the haters, my pun was GREAT. The Destiny's Child will be remembered!

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WaywardSon
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:31 pm 
 

Thank you for sticking with the JP theme.

Spoiler: show
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Just because the other topic started with this.
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iamntbatman
Chaos Breed

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:32 pm 
 

This thread title just ruined the internet!
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Zodijackyl
Lazy Wizard

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:33 pm 
 

I'd like to petition for a better thread name.

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CrushedRevelation
Devil's right hand

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Location: Australia
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:36 pm 
 

It's back! Can't wait for the next up-an-coming Metaldiscussor666 to make their appearance.
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Shutdown
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:38 pm 
 

iamntbatman wrote:
This thread title just ruined the internet!

Zodijackyl wrote:
I'd like to petition for a better thread name.

If you don't like the thread's title, don't post in it!

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iAm
Wastelander

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:39 pm 
 

WaywardSon wrote:

Spoiler: show
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:nono:


Awwww. I wanted to reach 5,000 in the last one. sigh
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Marag
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Location: down there where chaos prevails
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:40 pm 
 

more of a hard core metal night start
let me torture you with my growls
making you burst your head on the stage
playing the symphony of atomic war


if you are a false dont entry
the nuclear drums will crush your brain
because you wlll be burned and died
slaughtering all with intensive pain

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TheOldOne
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:47 pm 
 

Last one didn't even reach 1000 pages :ugh: Better luck this time.
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shouvince
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:51 pm 
 

Well, thread title had me confused...but at least the FFA is back! Here's to more random drivel about our daily lives :beer:

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Pogo
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:56 pm 
 

I'm so ronrey.

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Gelseth_Andrano
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:58 pm 
 

Speaking of drivel, I'm going to go get hammed. Long live the FFA.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:00 pm
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:59 pm 
 

Pogo wrote:
I'm so ronrey.

Let me fetch my mustard, brb.
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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:00 am 
 

TheOldOne wrote:
Last one didn't even reach 1000 pages :ugh: Better luck this time.

The Sane Boardylum didn't hit 1,000 either. I think that's the point, to keep the threads from hitting that page number.
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which ones are mainstream cuz i will stop listening to them

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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:01 am 
 

Zodijackyl wrote:
I'd like to petition for a better thread name.

Seconded.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:02 am 
 

I hate you guys. You're making the destiny's child sad!
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ThrashingMad
Skanky

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:03 am 
 

worst ffa ever

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MalignantThrone
Vanished in the Cosmic Futility

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:04 am 
 

Snowgrave wrote:
Zodijackyl wrote:
I'd like to petition for a better thread name.

Seconded.

Thirded.
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Guitarpro77889 wrote:
which ones are mainstream cuz i will stop listening to them

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lord_ghengis
Metal freak

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:07 am 
 

Signed.
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Atrocious_Mutilation
KITTY SO PUFFY

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:09 am 
 

Wherever this petition is, I'm signing.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:11 am 
 

It's on my fist, approach your jaw.
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:12 am 
 

Just remove the "Child" and it will be infinitely better.
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:16 am 
 

Hooray! Go Tony.
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Metantoine
The XVI, dominar to over 258714 subjects

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:18 am 
 

I made a list of everyone who didn't like my title. Just sayin'
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Veracs
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:18 am 
 

third time is a charm.
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Pogo
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:18 am 
 

Who the fuck gives a shit about a title? Does it impact your ability to post? No. So STFU.

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Zelkiiro
Pounding the world with a fish of steel

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:18 am 
 

I am witnessing M-A history! Another new FFA thread!
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:19 am 
 

:thumbsup:
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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:21 am 
 

Pogo wrote:
Who the fuck gives a shit about a title? Does it impact your ability to post? No. So STFU.


Clearly it's giving you some kind of ability TO post, which I would like to put a stop to.
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TheMizwaOfMuzzyTah
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:22 am 
 

Only for speaker systems that can handle maximum booty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKWoRmsdWU4

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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:26 am 
 

Shit, what the fuck did I miss?
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Pogo
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:26 am 
 

I_Am_Vengeance wrote:
Pogo wrote:
Who the fuck gives a shit about a title? Does it impact your ability to post? No. So STFU.


Clearly it's giving you some kind of ability TO post, which I would like to put a stop to.


Go fuck yourself, Marty McFly. :-P

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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:26 am 
 

Holy hell, what did I miss that got the other FFA locked?
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Pogo
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:28 am 
 

MrMcThrasher II wrote:
Holy hell, what did I miss that got the other FFA locked?


I posted nudes and everyone gouged out their eyes out of pure terror.

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I_Am_Vengeance
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:28 am 
 

She speaks the truth
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MrMcThrasher II
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:30 am 
 

Pogo wrote:
MrMcThrasher II wrote:
Holy hell, what did I miss that got the other FFA locked?


I posted nudes and everyone gouged out their eyes out of pure terror.

SO...
They weren't hot then, eh?
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Jonpo wrote:
If you want vanilla sprite you're probably a serial killer.

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Also hopefully they take it as a sign they're not meant to make more albums.

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Pogo
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:32 am 
 

MrMcThrasher II wrote:
Pogo wrote:

I posted nudes and everyone gouged out their eyes out of pure terror.

SO...
They weren't hot then, eh?


That is impossible! :-P

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BloodSacrificeShaman
Leopold Herman Stotch

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:37 am 
 

Well, I like the thread title at least.
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Wilytank
Not a Flying Toy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:39 am 
 

Rembember, FFA XVI needs to be a Sin After Sin joke. :wink:
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LlamaTrainer
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:43 am 
 

Wilytank wrote:
Rembember, FFA XVI needs to be a Sin After Sin joke. :wink:

Ban After Ban? Post After Post? Hell, even FFA After FFA?
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