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darkeningday
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:40 pm 
 

What do you call a stoner who's on the wagon?
Spoiler: show
High and Dry


Terrible, but at least it's entirely mine!
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Eh_Timeghoul
Be gentle, I was... Born This Way

Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:35 pm
Posts: 317
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:07 pm 
 

Ba Zuulizx Karoth wrote:
No racism, excessive, unecessary cursing, and childish garbage please!


cause we wouldn't want to be offended now would we! ugh, fuck your PC garbage-it's part of the reason why the biggest joke in this country is the 2 words 'Canadian Humor' pfff. your line of thinking is the same as those PMRC-types in the 80s-now (they're around just burrowed away in their rotting logs), just cause it isn't a real thing to you and is just some stupid 'jokes' when you're bored humor should have boundaries set on it.....well, fuck that! humor, like music, needs an edge of reality to it.....i'm not saying it has to be serious, no, i'm saying you can't glossy it up and just look at it the way YOU want to look at it. racism, cursing, childish garbage-these are all very REAL and undeniable things in the world, why can't we joke about/with them? the only reason would be for offense and nothing's more 'childish garbage' than that load of bullshit so pbbbbbbbbt

Q: how many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: oh, just one.....but they'll wait until the light has gone out completely and try doing it stumbling around in the dark. fucking idiots.


Nochielo wrote:
Come on guys, easy on the racist jokes.


you fuckin' suck too

Q: how does every Puerto Rican joke start?
A: by looking over your shoulder

Q: why don't Puerto Ricans play hide and seek?
A: cause nobody will look for them




Q: What is white at the top and black on the bottom?
A: Society!

noooo respect! no respect! /pullscollar

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inhumanist
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Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:09 pm
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Location: 50 Forts Along The Rhine
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:38 pm 
 

Calm down, dude! Nobody wants to discuss this crap!
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Zerberus
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Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:29 pm
Posts: 1343
Location: Silkeborg, Denmark
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:35 pm 
 

Only works for people who like dubstep;
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Rob.

Rob who?

ROB-ROB-ROB-ROB-ROB-ROB-ROB-ROB
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Nochielo
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Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:20 am
Posts: 1578
Location: Puerto Rico
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:11 pm 
 

I will reply against my better judgement.
Eh_Timeghoul wrote:
cause we wouldn't want to be offended now would we! ugh, fuck your PC garbage-it's part of the reason why the biggest joke in this country is the 2 words 'Canadian Humor' pfff.

Q: how many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: oh, just one.....but they'll wait until the light has gone out completely and try doing it stumbling around in the dark. fucking idiots.

Is this an example of the "Canadian Humor" that upsets you? I'll take a shot at it: Canadians are like Americans but polite! Or in other words: You're a wuss.
Eh_Timeghoul wrote:
Q: how does every Puerto Rican joke start?
A: by looking over your shoulder

Q: why don't Puerto Ricans play hide and seek?
A: cause nobody will look for them

I tried to get offended by these, I really tried but sadly I wasn't able to. Racist jokes are offensive when they are, you know, funny. You can replaced the nationality with literally any other noun and both "jokes" would suck just as much.

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Napero
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Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:16 pm
Posts: 8513
Location: Finland
PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:15 pm 
 

Eh_Timeghoul will take a nice little chill-out period for spoiling a nice, harmless thread. The rest of you, scatter, there's nothing to see here.
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